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ow my knee hurts
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hehe .. poasting is back in season
100 million particle moose dropped on a right-angled wedge
YouTube video by Alexander Gustafsson
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November 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
i need a dark mode setting that turns every pixel on the whole screen completely black
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 AM
storytelling via forum posts is S tier

cw for discussed/implied abuse
3D Workers Island
www.yes-thread.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
maybe i don't want a freaking gradient and specular highlight applied to every icon on my phone, APPLE
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 AM
ow my knee hurts
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
hehe .. poasting is back in season
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
jumping spiders' eyes can't rotate to look around since the lens is part of their exoskeleton, so instead they move their retinas inside their head
Close-Up Video of Transparent Jumping Spider Captures Its Tube-Like Eyes Moving
YouTube video by Storyful Viral
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October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
mogging for jesus
October 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
brand new ripped jeans! brand new ripped jeans! brand new ripped jeans!
September 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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i’m genuinely pleading with you to read this entire article
September 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i'm training to go pro in competitive weeping
September 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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May 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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nate silver (tied up in my basement and dressed like a pikmin): this is blueskyism

me (poking him with a stick): no talking. pick up that soda can

ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume anime girl: show him who’s boss, captain olimar

my cat (unable to comprehend any of this): meow
September 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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what the fuck are you talking about. what the fuck does any of this mean!!!! shut the fuck up!!!!!
September 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
tired: talking about computers

wired: talking about *your* computer
September 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
an excerpt from a renters earthquake insurance plan that only exists because the main renters insurance does not by default cover earthquakes. in san francisco.
September 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
you know how someone will be on their deathbed but like they'll hold on to life for a few days until their missing nephew is rescued from the storm drain or whatever and then they can finally let go

the year is 2087, the doctor said i'd be dead yesterday, but i am playing no mans sky expedition 142
Voyagers Update - No Man's Sky
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www.nomanssky.com
September 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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(interrupting small child singing) Yeah, i know what a teapot looks like, thanks
August 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
August 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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"everyone does it"

you are still effectively taking out a gun and firing random shots off when you do this, if you don't treat your car like a lethal weapon you are a bad person
here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road
August 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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nobody has seen the president in three days

[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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The real worst rebrand in history is when a piece of bundled scanner software called Barneyscan XP was renamed Photoshop. Imagine a world where that became the word for manipulated images… haters will say it’s Barneyscanned
August 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i'm so tired i could sleep with a horse
August 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
kids these days don't know how good we had it with the wordplay opportunity of "two thousand and ___"
August 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM