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Mike 🐸 Schwartz

@itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social

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Dad to kids, dogs, and cats. I support non-violent dissent in the US. Don’t want to bother with Nazis, impersonators, or other trolls? Try my curated moderation list. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pea3cwe3o2uml2rib6aiemt6/lists/3lbavg4pxxd2e

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 1h

What a toadstool dick energy chud our piece of shit small-p president is.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 7h

I was in Chicago yesterday.

Saw not a single red hat. In fact I don't think I've ever seen anyone wearing anything MAGA in Chicago ever.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 7h

Medicare Advantage, like so many programs, launders tax money into executive bonuses.

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 7h

You have to hire the people who are willing to do your work.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 8h

Patron saint of horse gums.

An AI-enabled search engine was asked "why did Charlie Kirk's upper gums show?" The answer was "Because when Charlie opens his mount, the gums of his upper mandible completely block or occlude the hole on the front of his face, formed by his open lips."

This entirely true answer was exquisitely sourced from a reddit post that posited that Charlie Kirk must be a skinwalker.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 9h

My wife loves her Can You Not mug because it is acceptable for virtual work meetings.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 9h

More like a modern-day Nathan Bedford Forrest.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 9h

"Perplexing to us".

How about "un-American, stupid, and corrupt" instead of describing yourselves as confused?

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 9h

You're more skilled than that no-talent Charlie Kirk.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 9h

Some of them even fuck couches.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 9h

They are getting close to taking away our ballots.

The 2A folks know what Constitutional Remedy remains after that.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 9h

Trump wants to steal the largest petroleum reserves in the world to add to his Mediterranean coast land grab.

President of Peace, ladies and gentlemen.

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 10h

April 1 came early.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 11h

Buses? George Soros bought us cars so it's not so obvious.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 12h

For example, the DNC.

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 12h

That's so weird. Who knew?

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 12h

@housedemocrats.bsky.social

Hearings on this are an opportunity. The GOP is trying to sweep its violence under the rug almost as fervently as they are trying to keep the Epstein files sealed.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 13h

This Republic will not abide a king.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 14h

Trade wars are easy to win though.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 15h

Look at all of the Peace.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 15h

She should have played Wagner. ICE would’ve begged for more.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 1d

The cover of a book titled I Need More Cybertruck.

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 1d

She needs an investigation to find Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem?

Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not one and done. It’s community, mobilization, and in time will translate into election results and consequences.

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Mike 🐸 Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 1d

Trump wants to show her the Magic Mushroom so bad.