Mike 🐸 Schwartz
@itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social
Dad to kids, dogs, and cats. I support non-violent dissent in the US.
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I am ashamed of America 2025. I will not be celebrating this government. It is the worst America I have ever experienced, by a lot.
That is not to say I am not hopeful we will turn it around. But I will boycott all celebrations in favor of protests.
That is not to say I am not hopeful we will turn it around. But I will boycott all celebrations in favor of protests.
December 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I am ashamed of America 2025. I will not be celebrating this government. It is the worst America I have ever experienced, by a lot.
That is not to say I am not hopeful we will turn it around. But I will boycott all celebrations in favor of protests.
That is not to say I am not hopeful we will turn it around. But I will boycott all celebrations in favor of protests.
I agree with him. My solution is we should change Presidents to someone respectable and with an ounce of integrity.
December 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I agree with him. My solution is we should change Presidents to someone respectable and with an ounce of integrity.
Looks like it was written by AI.
“Chat, make it sound super mil-bro douchey.”
“Chat, make it sound super mil-bro douchey.”
December 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Looks like it was written by AI.
“Chat, make it sound super mil-bro douchey.”
“Chat, make it sound super mil-bro douchey.”
What if that person threw parties for just himself, Epstein, and underage models, Comer Pyle?
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What if that person threw parties for just himself, Epstein, and underage models, Comer Pyle?
I go halfsies and sign off with “warmer regards” because it gives the reader something to think about.
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I go halfsies and sign off with “warmer regards” because it gives the reader something to think about.
He’ll step back in when it’s Russia and he has development deals.
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
He’ll step back in when it’s Russia and he has development deals.
He’s hoping he has a fresh pair of undies in his carry-on.
December 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
He’s hoping he has a fresh pair of undies in his carry-on.
Elizabeth Warren does that well.
December 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Elizabeth Warren does that well.
Be your authentic self.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Be your authentic self.
The deserve better schtick reeks of the terrible political consultants that make you all sound like a bunch of interchangeable, mediocre corporate managers.
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The deserve better schtick reeks of the terrible political consultants that make you all sound like a bunch of interchangeable, mediocre corporate managers.
“Pile-on distain” gives it away. Another one of RFK the Lesser’s proclivities.
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“Pile-on distain” gives it away. Another one of RFK the Lesser’s proclivities.
I noticed the distinct lack of climbing walls and spin bikes last time I was at O’Hare.
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I noticed the distinct lack of climbing walls and spin bikes last time I was at O’Hare.
Cool cool. Dress down in protest!
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Cool cool. Dress down in protest!
It’s going to be “premature” for as long as MAGA is in control of the Executive.
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It’s going to be “premature” for as long as MAGA is in control of the Executive.
It is? I thought it was being replaced by a domestic war on dissent.
December 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It is? I thought it was being replaced by a domestic war on dissent.
She’s remarkably alive for having been lynched.
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
She’s remarkably alive for having been lynched.
On a similar note, I am stepping down from my position as King of the World, which I never actually held.
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
On a similar note, I am stepping down from my position as King of the World, which I never actually held.
Elon wants to divide and conquer.
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Elon wants to divide and conquer.
And now he has a bidding war to take to the bank.
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
And now he has a bidding war to take to the bank.
That’s my wife even at 57, who actually did ask me for a chain saw once. She never saw a line of fire that the wasn’t in too much of a hurry to step into, so she got the saw but I operate it.
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
That’s my wife even at 57, who actually did ask me for a chain saw once. She never saw a line of fire that the wasn’t in too much of a hurry to step into, so she got the saw but I operate it.
This kind of care should be provided by Medicare. It’s the first line of defense against catastrophic falls and hospitalization. The caregivers are not given the respect they deserve.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This kind of care should be provided by Medicare. It’s the first line of defense against catastrophic falls and hospitalization. The caregivers are not given the respect they deserve.
Gee if the orange dipshit can’t cancel his own pardon he must then know he can’t cancel any of Biden’s.
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Gee if the orange dipshit can’t cancel his own pardon he must then know he can’t cancel any of Biden’s.