just realized i've hit 9 years at the ol transit operations factory. rip to job searchers but im different
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
just realized i've hit 9 years at the ol transit operations factory. rip to job searchers but im different
can someone invent an llm that runs on tulips bulbs already
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
can someone invent an llm that runs on tulips bulbs already
lotta arguing-about-the-flavor-of-soup-you-are-looking-at-through-a-telescope discourse out there today
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
lotta arguing-about-the-flavor-of-soup-you-are-looking-at-through-a-telescope discourse out there today
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sick of apps asking me whether i’d rather eat the moon “now” or “later”. i don’t want to eat the moon at all! leave her alone!!
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 PM
sick of apps asking me whether i’d rather eat the moon “now” or “later”. i don’t want to eat the moon at all! leave her alone!!
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cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
cookie monster, crying, as the body of christ just crumbles and falls from his mouth
mumbling untrue facts about the physical world around me as an ungrounding technique
December 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
mumbling untrue facts about the physical world around me as an ungrounding technique
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Dude, we need to do better about shared scooter and bike parking in Seattle. The status quo of 'leave them wherever you like' is dangerous for and disrespectful to disabled pedestrians. Like here at this major rapid ride stop👇
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dude, we need to do better about shared scooter and bike parking in Seattle. The status quo of 'leave them wherever you like' is dangerous for and disrespectful to disabled pedestrians. Like here at this major rapid ride stop👇
every single car should have an ignition interlock where you blow into a tube and if it detects breath the car explodes, killing you instantly
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
every single car should have an ignition interlock where you blow into a tube and if it detects breath the car explodes, killing you instantly
how can you expect me to get to work on time if i dont run red lights. roads are designed for running red lights! if you ticket people for running red lights that's a poverty tax
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
how can you expect me to get to work on time if i dont run red lights. roads are designed for running red lights! if you ticket people for running red lights that's a poverty tax
do you think jar jar tolkein and gar gar martin are friends
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
do you think jar jar tolkein and gar gar martin are friends
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you should be able to stack likes on a mufos reposts
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
you should be able to stack likes on a mufos reposts
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Nice argument. However I have already portrayed myself as the track gang safely having a smoke break on the platform and you as the guy standing in the 6-foot as a Blue Pullman set approaches.
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Nice argument. However I have already portrayed myself as the track gang safely having a smoke break on the platform and you as the guy standing in the 6-foot as a Blue Pullman set approaches.
my greatest dream at work is to be taken literally
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
my greatest dream at work is to be taken literally
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Fascists' open unabashed embrace of slop machines would, you'd think, give some people pause and make them consider what this technology really serves but it generally doesn't seem to
December 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Fascists' open unabashed embrace of slop machines would, you'd think, give some people pause and make them consider what this technology really serves but it generally doesn't seem to
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the security guard who caught me smearing boat widening cream on the hull of a container ship just outside the suez canal: is that boat widening cream?
me: what
me: what
November 26, 2024 at 3:41 PM
the security guard who caught me smearing boat widening cream on the hull of a container ship just outside the suez canal: is that boat widening cream?
me: what
me: what
i think i hauve covid
Just a reminder that there's a Will Shakespeare miniseries from the heyday of BBC historicals starring Tim Curry as Shakespeare and Ian McShane as Marlowe, and it's on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpxC...
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i think i hauve covid
ive been contemplating on this and i think i'm ready to say that scootching your car forward over and over again at red lights isn't just a sign you're a terrible driver, it's bad driving in and of itself
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
ive been contemplating on this and i think i'm ready to say that scootching your car forward over and over again at red lights isn't just a sign you're a terrible driver, it's bad driving in and of itself
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me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
tjis body is a machine that turns socks into worn socks
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
tjis body is a machine that turns socks into worn socks
the second greatest joy of driving is adhering exactly to the speed limit. the greatest joy of driving is when there is someone behind you who is incandescently mad at you for adhering to the speed limit
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
the second greatest joy of driving is adhering exactly to the speed limit. the greatest joy of driving is when there is someone behind you who is incandescently mad at you for adhering to the speed limit
dont know if we're gonna even need gulags after this. might just be walls to stand against
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
dont know if we're gonna even need gulags after this. might just be walls to stand against
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(being mindful, centered and in the moment) man this fucking sucks
December 19, 2024 at 3:27 AM
(being mindful, centered and in the moment) man this fucking sucks
dobald trump is going to legalize two-stroke kei cars
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
dobald trump is going to legalize two-stroke kei cars
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as a person who has long considered posting rudely on the internet without proper punctuation to be much much more sincere than posting politely with correct punctuation, i feel extremely vindicated by the evolving llm situation we now find ourselves in.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
as a person who has long considered posting rudely on the internet without proper punctuation to be much much more sincere than posting politely with correct punctuation, i feel extremely vindicated by the evolving llm situation we now find ourselves in.
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Mm, mm, counteroffer: everyone who talks like this gets eaten by wild animals
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Mm, mm, counteroffer: everyone who talks like this gets eaten by wild animals