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itellyouwhat.bsky.social
eduardo
@itellyouwhat.bsky.social
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AEW 🤼 mark. Aspiring confusing writer. Queer foo 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽 ✊🏽. Here be magnitudes. 🔞
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 4h
Mercedes the North American Conqueror!
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meliss-AAAAAHHH! @mel.bzky.team · 4h
sink pissing is now part of radical anti-surveillance activism
hypervisible.blacksky.app Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 6h
“At toilet time, you sign in via a fingerprint sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities. (Please wash your hands before signing out or tracking your progress.) Then, check in with the app for the day's analysis and trends over time.”
Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents
The company's new Dekoda toilet accessory is like a little bathroom detective.
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nhathanielh.bsky.social
NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 18h
#AEWWrestleDream
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Laura is Perma-Fired 📢 @lorerahrahrah.bsky.social · 19h
The lead singer of God’s Hate doing the Macarena with his luchador tag partner after they defeated two beautiful Japanese wrestlers to retain their tag titles, while “Be Harder” blasts in the background.

I love wrestling.
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
Him, Heenan, and Tenay were actually the inspiration for The Hangover.
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
That show was so much fun.
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nhathanielh.bsky.social
NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 18h
#AEWWrestleDream
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
There's no better group of accessories to attempted murder on this here Internet!
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
The gray suits him perfectly and makes him look like a cold blooded killer. Old man sting is perfect.
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
OLD MAN STING
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
Watch for the pendulum at this point!
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Tony Miller @beardedrogue.bsky.social · 18h
Skewer under the fingernail spot and we have barely begun… At this point water boarding and a Pit & a Pendulum might come into play… #AEW
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
WHO SAID WATERBOARDING WAS A POSSIBILITY?!
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
A little levity to process the trauma. Nothing but the best from our CEO
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
Did schiavone just say he's been tazed!? 😂 I need that story time tony!
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
Darby must be Catholic. That's the only way I can explain any of this.
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
Darby getting the John McCain special.
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Third Summers Brother @hugetinymistake.bsky.social · 18h
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itellyouwhat.bsky.social
eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
YES! 😂
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 18h
Justified "WE ARE NERVOUS" chants.
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 19h
Hangman's getting an ibuprofen and a "suck it up" while they go around the audience asking for pre-emptive blood donations.
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 19h
I hate how cool he looks when he's the most evil person alive.
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 19h
JOE HOBBS SHIBATA WHAT THE HELL
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 19h
Took three beautiful buckshots to take down the beast!
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eduardo @itellyouwhat.bsky.social · 19h
SI SE PUEDE
umbraaeternus.bsky.social um-boo-rah👻⛅️ウムブラ🇲🇽 @umbraaeternus.bsky.social · 19h
Just as Swerve manifested himself as the first black AEW champion, a Mexican crowd manifested Bandido as the first Mexican AEW champion and I believe he will be.

He just pinned Okada! It will take a bit, probably, but I’m sure he will be world champion.

#AEWWrestleDream
Tweet from @Alf16_Rebel with a picture of Bandido with the Riot Championship and holding the AEW world championship that says: Last night, after his first defense as Riot Champion against The Beast Mortos, a fan handed Bandido a replica of the AEW World Championship. Bandido held it up as the crowd at Foro Urbano erupted with chants of “SI SE PUEDE (Yes you can)!” 🇲🇽 📸: David Luchas Reels (Instagram).
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