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AEW 🤼 mark. Aspiring confusing writer. Queer foo 🏳️🌈🇲🇽 ✊🏽. Here be magnitudes. 🔞
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
Finally watching Dynamite and I am hyped as hell. I may or may not know the results.
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Finally watching Dynamite and I am hyped as hell. I may or may not know the results.
Hewwo this is Tofu!
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Hewwo this is Tofu!
Those crazy crackers at Taco Bell have done it again the poblano and steak rolled quesadilla. 10/10
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Those crazy crackers at Taco Bell have done it again the poblano and steak rolled quesadilla. 10/10
He does have a very boopable face
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
He does have a very boopable face
Lovely little selfie to cap off our little cabin trip this last week ❤️. Also a picture of our dog wondering why we're driving through a tunnel of lights while echoing voices of screaming children emanate from the dark woods. 🎅🏽🎄
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Lovely little selfie to cap off our little cabin trip this last week ❤️. Also a picture of our dog wondering why we're driving through a tunnel of lights while echoing voices of screaming children emanate from the dark woods. 🎅🏽🎄
Had to pose with FDR.
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Had to pose with FDR.
Bet you ain't never seen a man and his dog chilling in an abandoned fisheries pond created by FDR and the CCC.
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Bet you ain't never seen a man and his dog chilling in an abandoned fisheries pond created by FDR and the CCC.
Dude living my dream
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dude living my dream
The huge, vast tent:
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The huge, vast tent:
Some traditions never die over there.
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Some traditions never die over there.
Emma are you watching wrestling because your skeet was very well timed lmao
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Emma are you watching wrestling because your skeet was very well timed lmao
POV: my son and I are watching you burn.
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
POV: my son and I are watching you burn.
Missing Dynamite tonight on account of camping and watching the original television show: Fire!
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Missing Dynamite tonight on account of camping and watching the original television show: Fire!
With foods they're either pattyable or unpattyable. Inherently pattied food like meatloaf? They're the platypuses of the fork. If you live your life with this in mind you'll never go wrong.
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
With foods they're either pattyable or unpattyable. Inherently pattied food like meatloaf? They're the platypuses of the fork. If you live your life with this in mind you'll never go wrong.
Finally a bold stance from the Democrats! I think with a platform this forward-looking there's no doubt Democrats can win the Senate and secure the president's re-election to defeat Mitt Romney and the Tea Party once and for all! Obama 2012!
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Finally a bold stance from the Democrats! I think with a platform this forward-looking there's no doubt Democrats can win the Senate and secure the president's re-election to defeat Mitt Romney and the Tea Party once and for all! Obama 2012!
First sign of trouble I would have doused myself in holy water:
October 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
First sign of trouble I would have doused myself in holy water:
Next we need to pressure them into giving James his massive tits back.
October 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Next we need to pressure them into giving James his massive tits back.
It's like those videos where you see how many rubber bands will fit around a watermelon before it bursts. I cannot look away.
October 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's like those videos where you see how many rubber bands will fit around a watermelon before it bursts. I cannot look away.