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Somewhere in Hell, Richard Nixon is being forced to watch everything Tr*mp is doing with absolutely no consequences. It's the most devious punishment the Devil could come up with.
February 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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WTH Happened This Week?

The governor of California told Louisiana’s attorney general to go F herself and it was awesome.
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."
February 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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“military grade” is a dumb marketing term and vague noun modifier that literally means whatever you want. it doesn’t identify any actual capability & is also basically an admission that you’re describing something the military doesn’t use.
They text each other and have spreadsheets. scary
February 6, 2026 at 9:11 AM
how's the doomsday clock looking these days
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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ACAB includes the cop in your head
February 4, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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And not to put too fine a point on it, but a president who ran on eliminating “illegal” immigrants created a ton more “illegal” immigrants by canceling a bunch of actual real legal statuses. He took people off the path that everyone says they want people on.
I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
February 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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Sometimes I get a really good quote in.

“Pointing out that AI is prone to giving ICE bad information is missing the entire point of ICE,” EFF’s @evacide told @RollingStone. “They don’t care if the information they have is good.”

www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
ICE's Use of AI Will Lead to Big Mistakes. Maybe That's the Point
Cybersecurity experts say that U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement seems to be indifferent to how their artificial intelligence tools work.
www.rollingstone.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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"orbital data centers" literally never going to happen. you have Videogame Brain and I'm afraid its terminal. the vet is going to have to put you to sleep now
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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I have heard about DHS literally every day for over a year
Kristi Noem: "I always tell people that the days you don't hear about us are the days we were successful."
February 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case?
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
elon and tingle should link up
February 1, 2026 at 7:04 PM
i always keep a calendar reminder for hourly comics day then i realize well i'm going to be sitting at a desk or doing virtually nothing for almost the entire day so...on the other hand if i were busy i guess that would be a second, different excuse
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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thank you for the intrusive thought i needed to crappily photoshop
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Remember that time I ended up in court with Elon Musk after he bet me the cave diver was a pedo?

Anyway, here’s Elon begging Jeffrey Epstein for crazy parties on his private island, several years after Epstein was convicted of sex trafficking girls.
January 31, 2026 at 10:09 AM
vi-o-la was bad but king of red lions is forever
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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True expertise is knowing when to say “fuck if I know”
The answer is always "it depends"
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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Sometimes I will break it down with "If you're concerned about X, then do Y, but you might be more worried about A, in which case do B." I can't get through every scenario, but it allows me to hit some of the more likely ones.
January 31, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
i used to go to this bar is good and time will tell how it grows on me but 40oz to fresno was SO good
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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“What if someone adds a bad actor in disguise to the Signal chat” is a *social* problem that *literally cannot be solved by any messaging app*.
i can confirm the chats I’m in which include renowned security specialists - people who actually advise on how to protect your comms from authoritarian dictators for a living - also think this outburst of paranoia about Signal is really weird and unwarranted
every Signal chat of laypeople is losing their minds over the wildest opsec advice imaginable and every Signal chat of security professionals is like “dude wtf”

The vast majority of problems can be avoided by not being foolish, being aware of your surroundings, and using common sense
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 PM
you get up and get the fuck out tom what needs to be planned
January 30, 2026 at 12:17 PM