Queueing isn't the predominant British quirk. Arrogance is. The world's best people ARE NOT dying to migrate to Blighty. Give the gate-keeping a rest. www.gov.uk/government/n...

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to solve captcha of 1970s Dr Who watercolours, before being allowed entry to the UK

Yo Americans, what's wrong with you? We think over here that the Trump situation is nuts 'cause we watch comedy shows talking about it. Watching this idiot actually talk live, is so much worse. This is like 1930s, but as a clown show. It isn't funny, it is sad and idiotic. What's wrong with you?

We are amphifa

I have it on good evidence that the leadership of antifa is hiding in the bunker with Saddam's WMDs, and Elvis.

I wonder how many ICE dudes read Anne Frank’s diary in high school and thought, “I’d have gotten her sooner.”

Many people are saying heroin, brain worms, swimming in sewage, and eating roadkill cause insanity.

This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..

Considering the response to EVERY successful use-case of AI is endless moaning about 'uncritical acceptance' 'environment' 'capitalism' etc etc, I think it is time to revisit my epic musical piece AI-milton. Apologies to the Texan kids who couldn't have a shower youtu.be/03340gaq_rg?...

They are all madly in love with their AI girlfriend

You might hate your job. But at least you're not a russian general invited to a meal & drinks with Putin next to an open window.

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

'We will say it loud, migrants and refugees are welcome here'
@zackpolanski.bsky.social

www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.

Education does not have to be boring slides youtube.com/shorts/HQkt9...

Here goes (code allows 4 sign-ups so be quick) XSHSEC

"I'm here to talk about what others won’t. To tell the truth about what makes our country great and what makes it not so great. While others thrive on creating scapegoats, I am here to tell you a different story."

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

IF ANY CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY SIGNS THIS RADICAL AGREEMENT, THEY'LL LOSE BILLIONS IN STATE FUNDING — INCLUDING CAL GRANTS — INSTANTLY.

CALIFORNIA WILL NOT BANKROLL SCHOOLS THAT SELL OUT THEIR STUDENTS, PROFESSORS, RESEARCHERS, AND SURRENDER ACADEMIC FREEDOM.

Will try and retrieve a code tomorrow

Any colleagues need a #sora2 invite code?
youtube.com/shorts/VHf7t...

Well, I keep posting about this country's consensus racism on LinkedIn, but my thousands or followers play possum on the topic.

Can we all just shout about how despicable it is to scapegoat migrants for everything? Can we just stop being too polite or shy about it? Can we condemn it at work, with friends, family, on SM, everywhere? Can we just not keep calm & carry on until it’s too late?
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Urgent Appeal: We are desperately looking for the PM's bollocks.