andy
@iamandyholt.bsky.social
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i have never joked
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i think it’s fine, even good, to steal jewels from a museum
guys i think satan is spam texting me
oh no, please don’t put john bolton in jail, you’re making me so mad! i’m so owned!!
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please do not make me have to take Hard Drive off my resume
it sucks being embarrassed to show people something i put years of my life into
googling "concerts for dogs" as a joke, not because i would take my dog to a dog concert. i am taking my dog to a dog concert only as a joke
(trying to get bluesky to tailor my discover page, please ignore)

f1 formula 1 racing grand prix max verstappen charles leclerc lewis hamilton fernando alonso george russel yuki tsunoda fia fédération internationale de l'automobile mercedes red bull ferrari haas aston martin toto wolff fred vasseur
weed too cheap to meter
they went to the moon 50+ years ago with 4kb of ram and no billionaires involved
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🚨 IMPORTANT SATIRE 🚨

PLEASE USE THIS AS A REPLY TO "OWN" PEOPLE WHO ARE WRONG ONLINE
bruce doesn’t let the sexual norms of land lovers get in the way of living how he wants to live out at sea
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Now that MAGA has brought the small-town gay piano teacher back to the Cracker Barrel logo it’s time to bring back Bucco Bruce to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers helmets
oh so trump is *dying* dying
total and complete shutdown until we can figure out what is going on
cop: tell us where the dirt is!!

roomba: (beeps defiantly)
overall i think it’s nice that people are hating on LA again. people were getting way too chummy about it for a while there
traditional european values are under attack
the only reason i hesitate to say Deadwood is because it belongs in the GOAT group and therefore doesn’t feel like a valid answer to the question