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@iamandyholt.bsky.social
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 5h
i think it’s fine, even good, to steal jewels from a museum
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 12h
guys i think satan is spam texting me
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 3d
oh no, please don’t put john bolton in jail, you’re making me so mad! i’m so owned!!
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 3d
please do not make me have to take Hard Drive off my resume
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 3d
it sucks being embarrassed to show people something i put years of my life into
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 4d
googling "concerts for dogs" as a joke, not because i would take my dog to a dog concert. i am taking my dog to a dog concert only as a joke
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 4d
(trying to get bluesky to tailor my discover page, please ignore)

f1 formula 1 racing grand prix max verstappen charles leclerc lewis hamilton fernando alonso george russel yuki tsunoda fia fédération internationale de l'automobile mercedes red bull ferrari haas aston martin toto wolff fred vasseur
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 4d
weed too cheap to meter
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Ged/Sparrowhawk @ged-sparrowhawk.bsky.social · 6d
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 5d
i have the rest of the night to befriend a polynesian harpooner
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 18d
they went to the moon 50+ years ago with 4kb of ram and no billionaires involved
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 27d
"I'm Charlie Kirk Now" - Republicans React To Trump's Bold Claim
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Aug 6
Masseuse Getting Awfully Close To Butt
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · 29d
this is powerful
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · 29d
🚨 IMPORTANT SATIRE 🚨

PLEASE USE THIS AS A REPLY TO "OWN" PEOPLE WHO ARE WRONG ONLINE
I Am Smart (guest column by An Idiot)
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · Aug 26
bruce doesn’t let the sexual norms of land lovers get in the way of living how he wants to live out at sea
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · Aug 26
Now that MAGA has brought the small-town gay piano teacher back to the Cracker Barrel logo it’s time to bring back Bucco Bruce to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers helmets
Bucco Bruce logo for the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · Aug 19
oh so trump is *dying* dying
“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · Aug 18
total and complete shutdown until we can figure out what is going on
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · Aug 18
cop: tell us where the dirt is!!

roomba: (beeps defiantly)
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · Aug 6
overall i think it’s nice that people are hating on LA again. people were getting way too chummy about it for a while there
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · Aug 6
traditional european values are under attack
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Aug 5
Trump Boosts Average Age of Sexual Partners By Fucking 2,000 Year Old Woman
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New York Shit Post @nyshitpost.com · Aug 4
CEO Receives $14 Million Bonus For Not Getting His Dick Stuck In Anything Around The Office In A While
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andy @iamandyholt.bsky.social · Aug 1
the only reason i hesitate to say Deadwood is because it belongs in the GOAT group and therefore doesn’t feel like a valid answer to the question