S.M. Allard
@heystu818.bsky.social
Founder/editor of #StuNews, he/him
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this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
A flamingo that escaped from a British wildlife sanctuary in early November has been spotted on a beach in Brittany, France, presumably for the tax breaks.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A flamingo that escaped from a British wildlife sanctuary in early November has been spotted on a beach in Brittany, France, presumably for the tax breaks.
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Breaking: Donald Trump has recited the Shahada
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Breaking: Donald Trump has recited the Shahada
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Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
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Trump's National Guard deployments have cost over $473 MILLION.
A disgusting misuse of federal resources, taxpayer dollars, and US troops’ service.
Doing this while firing federal workers and kicking millions off of healthcare is just the cherry on top of the dumpster fire that is the Trump admin.
A disgusting misuse of federal resources, taxpayer dollars, and US troops’ service.
Doing this while firing federal workers and kicking millions off of healthcare is just the cherry on top of the dumpster fire that is the Trump admin.
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Trump's National Guard deployments have cost over $473 MILLION.
A disgusting misuse of federal resources, taxpayer dollars, and US troops’ service.
Doing this while firing federal workers and kicking millions off of healthcare is just the cherry on top of the dumpster fire that is the Trump admin.
A disgusting misuse of federal resources, taxpayer dollars, and US troops’ service.
Doing this while firing federal workers and kicking millions off of healthcare is just the cherry on top of the dumpster fire that is the Trump admin.
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When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra”
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When I was young, I thought that when someone in a TV show or movie asked “Are you wearing a wire?” it meant “an underwire bra”
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
Whenever they asked women characters I was shocked at how rude and intrusive a question it was, but it did make scenes where they asked men that much more interesting
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what that mouth do dagwood
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
what that mouth do dagwood
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Broke: Frankenstein should have been directed by a woman
Woke: Frankenstein should have been directed by Wes Anderson because it's about daddy issues and has like four framing devices
Woke: Frankenstein should have been directed by Wes Anderson because it's about daddy issues and has like four framing devices
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Broke: Frankenstein should have been directed by a woman
Woke: Frankenstein should have been directed by Wes Anderson because it's about daddy issues and has like four framing devices
Woke: Frankenstein should have been directed by Wes Anderson because it's about daddy issues and has like four framing devices
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when I see Teslas speeding in the bus only lane
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
when I see Teslas speeding in the bus only lane
A British man was recently charged for impersonating a rear admiral at a Remembrance Sunday event last week. He blew his cover when someone asked if he'd ever sunk an enemy ship, and he said "yes, with four red pellets in a row."
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November 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
A British man was recently charged for impersonating a rear admiral at a Remembrance Sunday event last week. He blew his cover when someone asked if he'd ever sunk an enemy ship, and he said "yes, with four red pellets in a row."
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The 1 million people that died could not be reached for comment.
Trump: "We got hit with covid, remember. And we did a great job with covid."
November 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The 1 million people that died could not be reached for comment.
A Kentucky woman mistakenly received a box containing severed human hands and fingers that were meant for surgical training use. Apparently, she signed up for Columbia House’s “12 fingers for a penny” deal.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
A Kentucky woman mistakenly received a box containing severed human hands and fingers that were meant for surgical training use. Apparently, she signed up for Columbia House’s “12 fingers for a penny” deal.
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
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Chomsky was linked to Epstein financially years ago, so it doesn't surprise me in the least. Chomsky is a horrible, awful human being and no one should pretend otherwise.
"noam chomsky was more involved with jeffrey epstein than bill clinton" is not an outcome i was expecting
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Chomsky was linked to Epstein financially years ago, so it doesn't surprise me in the least. Chomsky is a horrible, awful human being and no one should pretend otherwise.
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So you mistakenly dismembered a journalist?
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So you mistakenly dismembered a journalist?
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BREAKING: NM Rep. Melanie Stansbury says the Epstein files show:
➡️ Trump was accused of rape by a 13-year-old girl.
➡️ Trump was accused by a different girl of rape and SA. He was deposed in that case.
➡️ Epstein stated that he had damning photographs of Trump with girls.
➡️ Trump was accused of rape by a 13-year-old girl.
➡️ Trump was accused by a different girl of rape and SA. He was deposed in that case.
➡️ Epstein stated that he had damning photographs of Trump with girls.
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
BREAKING: NM Rep. Melanie Stansbury says the Epstein files show:
➡️ Trump was accused of rape by a 13-year-old girl.
➡️ Trump was accused by a different girl of rape and SA. He was deposed in that case.
➡️ Epstein stated that he had damning photographs of Trump with girls.
➡️ Trump was accused of rape by a 13-year-old girl.
➡️ Trump was accused by a different girl of rape and SA. He was deposed in that case.
➡️ Epstein stated that he had damning photographs of Trump with girls.
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This headline about Gorillas in the Mist is insane
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This headline about Gorillas in the Mist is insane
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In the @newyorker.com this week, no one can hear you squawk.
#cartoon #humor #humptydumpty #egg #chicken #nurseryrhymes #alien #chestburster #ridleyscott #johnhurt #newyorkercartoons
#cartoon #humor #humptydumpty #egg #chicken #nurseryrhymes #alien #chestburster #ridleyscott #johnhurt #newyorkercartoons
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
In the @newyorker.com this week, no one can hear you squawk.
#cartoon #humor #humptydumpty #egg #chicken #nurseryrhymes #alien #chestburster #ridleyscott #johnhurt #newyorkercartoons
#cartoon #humor #humptydumpty #egg #chicken #nurseryrhymes #alien #chestburster #ridleyscott #johnhurt #newyorkercartoons
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