Sagitterrorist Season
@heyitslove.bsky.social
Never serious 🦦
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Imagine getting called to my office for a termination meeting and I’m dressed like this 😭
This is how ima start dressing for work in 2026
December 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Imagine getting called to my office for a termination meeting and I’m dressed like this 😭
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I don’t have a mean bone in my body. I’m just a Sagittarius ♐️
December 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don’t have a mean bone in my body. I’m just a Sagittarius ♐️
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Them Powerline songs were actually really inspirational
December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Them Powerline songs were actually really inspirational
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Me during ovulation:
I have a majestic cat and I’m making it everyone’s problem.
December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Me during ovulation:
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Christmas Week is like the airport of weeks, it's never too early.
It’s not too early to have a drink, is it?
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Christmas Week is like the airport of weeks, it's never too early.
I can attest.
They not teaching the kids how to use computers anymore???
WDYM YOU’RE IN COLLEGE AND DON’T KNOW HOW TO UPLOAD A FILE 😭
WDYM YOU’RE IN COLLEGE AND DON’T KNOW HOW TO UPLOAD A FILE 😭
December 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I can attest.
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This administration is disgusting.
December 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This administration is disgusting.
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THIS GOT ME CTFUSGDHDBDBD
December 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
THIS GOT ME CTFUSGDHDBDBD
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They gave me hugs when I walked in and brought me a plate of food and hot chocolate so, um, I take it back
Lmao. Mine needs ‘Tabitha take over my salon’ or whatever that show was called because their customer service is atrocious. I’m lucky they like me (a little)
They finally warming up to me at the African shop, auntie even repaired a couple of my locs
December 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
They gave me hugs when I walked in and brought me a plate of food and hot chocolate so, um, I take it back
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Not going to lie, he has now set the bar HIGH!
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Not going to lie, he has now set the bar HIGH!
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Imagine dedicating time and effort to being a loser on the internet. You could be reading a book right now.
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Imagine dedicating time and effort to being a loser on the internet. You could be reading a book right now.
Peace before everything
I don’t mute. Block gets used often though.
“I was in line at target today” blocked.
“blah blah blah Class of 81” blocked.
“Hi“ blocked.
“I was in line at target today” blocked.
“blah blah blah Class of 81” blocked.
“Hi“ blocked.
I wanna be petty today. 😌
Do yall use the mute button much and if so what criteria falls under this person needs to be muted for you?
Do yall use the mute button much and if so what criteria falls under this person needs to be muted for you?
December 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Peace before everything
I don’t mute. Block gets used often though.
“I was in line at target today” blocked.
“blah blah blah Class of 81” blocked.
“Hi“ blocked.
“I was in line at target today” blocked.
“blah blah blah Class of 81” blocked.
“Hi“ blocked.
I wanna be petty today. 😌
Do yall use the mute button much and if so what criteria falls under this person needs to be muted for you?
Do yall use the mute button much and if so what criteria falls under this person needs to be muted for you?
December 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I don’t mute. Block gets used often though.
“I was in line at target today” blocked.
“blah blah blah Class of 81” blocked.
“Hi“ blocked.
“I was in line at target today” blocked.
“blah blah blah Class of 81” blocked.
“Hi“ blocked.
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Shit… it’s 7:10am here and my eyes are barely open… what could have possibly happened oh mah gawd 😭
Wait what happened already?! It’s not even 9 yet
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Shit… it’s 7:10am here and my eyes are barely open… what could have possibly happened oh mah gawd 😭
Fell asleep watching this and dreamt I lived on a farm I couldn’t escape from
Pearl wanting attention but screaming “stop staring at me!” anytime anyone gives her attention is so me
December 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Fell asleep watching this and dreamt I lived on a farm I couldn’t escape from
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😂 there’s times when stuff happens on the SL & I’m blissfully unaware
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
😂 there’s times when stuff happens on the SL & I’m blissfully unaware
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New Yorkers really be like "you need to take the 6 train transfer to the A, then transfer again to the x-y+8 train and ride it in reverse. Get off at the 6 and a half stop, drop through the manhole, speak to Master Splinter and defeat ALL the Ninja Turtles. Then take a left and BOOM, you're there."
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
New Yorkers really be like "you need to take the 6 train transfer to the A, then transfer again to the x-y+8 train and ride it in reverse. Get off at the 6 and a half stop, drop through the manhole, speak to Master Splinter and defeat ALL the Ninja Turtles. Then take a left and BOOM, you're there."
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i feel so much better when no one knows where i am or what im doing
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
i feel so much better when no one knows where i am or what im doing
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You know a lot of weirdness and foolishness could be avoided if people got their ass beat and put back to factory settings.
December 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
You know a lot of weirdness and foolishness could be avoided if people got their ass beat and put back to factory settings.
I want wine but it’s too cold to go outside
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I want wine but it’s too cold to go outside
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dropping some money in folks account and disappearing.
If you won the $1.6 billion ($735 mil after tax) what would you do?
December 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
dropping some money in folks account and disappearing.
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Mi gente!
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Mi gente!
Pearl wanting attention but screaming “stop staring at me!” anytime anyone gives her attention is so me
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Pearl wanting attention but screaming “stop staring at me!” anytime anyone gives her attention is so me