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🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
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los angeles📍🌴 | caribbean 🇨🇷🇯🇲 | jd candidate 👨🏽‍⚖️
Bay-*inhales*-BEE!!
Light skin people annoy the shit out of me.
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:

“Hi, I’m KENDALL. Yes, it IS spelled in all caps.”
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:

Michael.

My dad hated it so my mom said it to piss him off since he was dragging his feet on naming me.
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:

Antoinette.

My mama said it was gone be the same name male or female
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Fuck it. Go exempt.

That’s your money.
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Black and Latino teens report having significantly more digital literacy skills such as detecting online
disinformation than their white peers - particularly content related to race and ethnicity 👀
Black and Latino teens show strong digital literacy
A study by UC Riverside and USC education scholars found that Black and Latino teens are significantly more adept than their white peers at detecting online disinformation—particularly content related...
news.ucr.edu
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
That lady calls men gay as an insult like it’s 1991.

Women who are so fixated on who’s gay and who’s not are just soooooooo tired.

Y’all remember when she slick tried to out Soulja Boy?
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I’m so grateful
February 3, 2026 at 4:51 AM
February 3, 2026 at 1:36 AM
If you were a homosexual between 2008-2016 and you hooked up while the news or Family Guy was playing in the background, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
February 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
new trailer: MICHAEL

I think they’re gonna get this one right.
February 2, 2026 at 2:20 PM
A thing of
Name a Black unit of measure. I'll start with a couple

A corner
A month of Sundays
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Somebody said Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the Michael Jackson of cereal and I can’t think of anything more true
February 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Reposted by 🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
‘BLOOM’ by Durand Bernarr wins the #GRAMMYs  award for Best Progressive R&B Album.
February 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Shshdjdydgdbdjf
It’s not right but it’s Billay
February 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
This is somehow Whitney Houston coded.

But I agree, Unctie.
February 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Omg 😭😩😮‍💨
Reclusive by Elmiene on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:06
music.apple.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Post your favorite retro couch co-op game!
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Coworkers are not your friends
As the Head of HR, never tell anybody anything.
In the history of you working and calling out “sick” have you ever admitted to a coworker that you were indeed not sick??
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 PM
iPod nano days
Oh, It Is Love by Hellogoodbye on Apple Music
Song · 2006 · Duration 4:00
music.apple.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Grown
January 30, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Johnny Bravo
Yosemite Sam
Daffy Duck
Light Skinned Aunt Viv
Hank Hill
Popeye
Squidward
Uncle Ruckus
Carlton Banks
Season 1 Uncle Phil
Marcy D'Arcy

I just know these people probably woulda been M*GA
January 30, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Happy birthday! 💙🎂
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I hate the word luncheon.

Why tf can’t the event be called lunch?
January 29, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Welcome to Tomorrow
January 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Kinda wanna date, kinda wanna focus on law school.

On one hand, I know I can handle the demands of a relationship & law school simultaneously, on the other hand i feel I may be further limiting my prospects; they have to check off certain boxes AND also be understanding that my time is limited.

😩
January 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM