🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
@astonblake.blacksky.app
los angeles📍🌴 | caribbean 🇨🇷🇯🇲 | jd candidate 👨🏽⚖️
“I’ll let you see mine if you let me see yours”
how did you know you were a lil fruity ??
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
“I’ll let you see mine if you let me see yours”
i was never “grounded” as a kid, but i definitely was on punishment, and the two are not the same 🥴
February 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
i was never “grounded” as a kid, but i definitely was on punishment, and the two are not the same 🥴
Everyone I seen making those ChatGPT caricatures has been Black and I’m so disappointed.
February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Everyone I seen making those ChatGPT caricatures has been Black and I’m so disappointed.
This reminds me of when my ex and I randomly did karaoke one night.
We sang The Boy is Mine.
When I tell you that man out-performed tf outta me? 🥴
It didn’t help he got to be Brandy.
It was a set-up! It was supposed to be no-pressure & we ended up battling fr as if we were fighting over The Boy
We sang The Boy is Mine.
When I tell you that man out-performed tf outta me? 🥴
It didn’t help he got to be Brandy.
It was a set-up! It was supposed to be no-pressure & we ended up battling fr as if we were fighting over The Boy
Random memory:
@ an open mic in college. One of my friends got up to sing, then he called ME up with him. I was like nooo but the crowd was already cheering for me 🤦🏾♂️
We harmonized extremely well. We ate, I have to say.
But I told him don’t do no shit like that again 😭 bc what if I sounded bad???
@ an open mic in college. One of my friends got up to sing, then he called ME up with him. I was like nooo but the crowd was already cheering for me 🤦🏾♂️
We harmonized extremely well. We ate, I have to say.
But I told him don’t do no shit like that again 😭 bc what if I sounded bad???
February 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
This reminds me of when my ex and I randomly did karaoke one night.
We sang The Boy is Mine.
When I tell you that man out-performed tf outta me? 🥴
It didn’t help he got to be Brandy.
It was a set-up! It was supposed to be no-pressure & we ended up battling fr as if we were fighting over The Boy
We sang The Boy is Mine.
When I tell you that man out-performed tf outta me? 🥴
It didn’t help he got to be Brandy.
It was a set-up! It was supposed to be no-pressure & we ended up battling fr as if we were fighting over The Boy
Bay-*inhales*-BEE!!
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Bay-*inhales*-BEE!!
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
“Hi, I’m KENDALL. Yes, it IS spelled in all caps.”
“Hi, I’m KENDALL. Yes, it IS spelled in all caps.”
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Michael.
My dad hated it so my mom said it to piss him off since he was dragging his feet on naming me.
Michael.
My dad hated it so my mom said it to piss him off since he was dragging his feet on naming me.
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Antoinette.
My mama said it was gone be the same name male or female
Antoinette.
My mama said it was gone be the same name male or female
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
“Hi, I’m KENDALL. Yes, it IS spelled in all caps.”
“Hi, I’m KENDALL. Yes, it IS spelled in all caps.”
Fuck it. Go exempt.
That’s your money.
That’s your money.
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Fuck it. Go exempt.
That’s your money.
That’s your money.
Black and Latino teens report having significantly more digital literacy skills such as detecting online
disinformation than their white peers - particularly content related to race and ethnicity 👀
disinformation than their white peers - particularly content related to race and ethnicity 👀
Black and Latino teens show strong digital literacy
A study by UC Riverside and USC education scholars found that Black and Latino teens are significantly more adept than their white peers at detecting online disinformation—particularly content related...
news.ucr.edu
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Black and Latino teens report having significantly more digital literacy skills such as detecting online
disinformation than their white peers - particularly content related to race and ethnicity 👀
disinformation than their white peers - particularly content related to race and ethnicity 👀
Celebs: FUCK ICE!
a cartoon of spongebob saying `` my work is done here '' while dancing .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying `` my work is done here '' while dancing .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Celebs: FUCK ICE!
That lady calls men gay as an insult like it’s 1991.
Women who are so fixated on who’s gay and who’s not are just soooooooo tired.
Y’all remember when she slick tried to out Soulja Boy?
Women who are so fixated on who’s gay and who’s not are just soooooooo tired.
Y’all remember when she slick tried to out Soulja Boy?
February 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
That lady calls men gay as an insult like it’s 1991.
Women who are so fixated on who’s gay and who’s not are just soooooooo tired.
Y’all remember when she slick tried to out Soulja Boy?
Women who are so fixated on who’s gay and who’s not are just soooooooo tired.
Y’all remember when she slick tried to out Soulja Boy?
I’m so grateful
February 3, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I’m so grateful
If you were a homosexual between 2008-2016 and you hooked up while the news or Family Guy was playing in the background, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
February 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
If you were a homosexual between 2008-2016 and you hooked up while the news or Family Guy was playing in the background, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
new trailer: MICHAEL
I think they’re gonna get this one right.
I think they’re gonna get this one right.
February 2, 2026 at 2:20 PM
new trailer: MICHAEL
I think they’re gonna get this one right.
I think they’re gonna get this one right.
A thing of
Name a Black unit of measure. I'll start with a couple
A corner
A month of Sundays
A corner
A month of Sundays
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
A thing of
Somebody said Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the Michael Jackson of cereal and I can’t think of anything more true
February 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Somebody said Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the Michael Jackson of cereal and I can’t think of anything more true
Shshdjdydgdbdjf
February 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Shshdjdydgdbdjf
This is somehow Whitney Houston coded.
But I agree, Unctie.
But I agree, Unctie.
February 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This is somehow Whitney Houston coded.
But I agree, Unctie.
But I agree, Unctie.
Omg 😭😩😮💨
Reclusive by Elmiene on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:06
music.apple.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Omg 😭😩😮💨
Post your favorite retro couch co-op game!
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Post your favorite retro couch co-op game!
Coworkers are not your friends
As the Head of HR, never tell anybody anything.
In the history of you working and calling out “sick” have you ever admitted to a coworker that you were indeed not sick??
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Coworkers are not your friends
iPod nano days
Oh, It Is Love by Hellogoodbye on Apple Music
Song · 2006 · Duration 4:00
music.apple.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 AM
iPod nano days
Grown
How old are y’all??
January 30, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Grown