🇨🇷🇯🇲 christopher
@astonblake.blacksky.app
los angeles📍🌴 | caribbean 🇨🇷🇯🇲 | jd candidate 👨🏽⚖️
new trailer: MICHAEL
I think they’re gonna get this one right.
I think they’re gonna get this one right.
February 2, 2026 at 2:20 PM
new trailer: MICHAEL
I think they’re gonna get this one right.
I think they’re gonna get this one right.
A thing of
Name a Black unit of measure. I'll start with a couple
A corner
A month of Sundays
A corner
A month of Sundays
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
A thing of
Somebody said Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the Michael Jackson of cereal and I can’t think of anything more true
February 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Somebody said Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the Michael Jackson of cereal and I can’t think of anything more true
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February 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Shshdjdydgdbdjf
This is somehow Whitney Houston coded.
But I agree, Unctie.
But I agree, Unctie.
February 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This is somehow Whitney Houston coded.
But I agree, Unctie.
But I agree, Unctie.
Omg 😭😩😮💨
Reclusive by Elmiene on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:06
music.apple.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Omg 😭😩😮💨
Post your favorite retro couch co-op game!
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Post your favorite retro couch co-op game!
Coworkers are not your friends
As the Head of HR, never tell anybody anything.
In the history of you working and calling out “sick” have you ever admitted to a coworker that you were indeed not sick??
January 31, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Coworkers are not your friends
iPod nano days
Oh, It Is Love by Hellogoodbye on Apple Music
Song · 2006 · Duration 4:00
music.apple.com
January 30, 2026 at 8:57 AM
iPod nano days
Grown
How old are y’all??
January 30, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Grown
Johnny Bravo
Yosemite Sam
Daffy Duck
Light Skinned Aunt Viv
Hank Hill
Popeye
Squidward
Uncle Ruckus
Carlton Banks
Season 1 Uncle Phil
Marcy D'Arcy
I just know these people probably woulda been M*GA
Yosemite Sam
Daffy Duck
Light Skinned Aunt Viv
Hank Hill
Popeye
Squidward
Uncle Ruckus
Carlton Banks
Season 1 Uncle Phil
Marcy D'Arcy
I just know these people probably woulda been M*GA
January 30, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Johnny Bravo
Yosemite Sam
Daffy Duck
Light Skinned Aunt Viv
Hank Hill
Popeye
Squidward
Uncle Ruckus
Carlton Banks
Season 1 Uncle Phil
Marcy D'Arcy
I just know these people probably woulda been M*GA
Yosemite Sam
Daffy Duck
Light Skinned Aunt Viv
Hank Hill
Popeye
Squidward
Uncle Ruckus
Carlton Banks
Season 1 Uncle Phil
Marcy D'Arcy
I just know these people probably woulda been M*GA
Happy birthday! 💙🎂
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Happy birthday! 💙🎂
I hate the word luncheon.
Why tf can’t the event be called lunch?
Why tf can’t the event be called lunch?
January 29, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I hate the word luncheon.
Why tf can’t the event be called lunch?
Why tf can’t the event be called lunch?
Welcome to Tomorrow
January 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Welcome to Tomorrow
Kinda wanna date, kinda wanna focus on law school.
On one hand, I know I can handle the demands of a relationship & law school simultaneously, on the other hand i feel I may be further limiting my prospects; they have to check off certain boxes AND also be understanding that my time is limited.
😩
On one hand, I know I can handle the demands of a relationship & law school simultaneously, on the other hand i feel I may be further limiting my prospects; they have to check off certain boxes AND also be understanding that my time is limited.
😩
January 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Kinda wanna date, kinda wanna focus on law school.
On one hand, I know I can handle the demands of a relationship & law school simultaneously, on the other hand i feel I may be further limiting my prospects; they have to check off certain boxes AND also be understanding that my time is limited.
😩
On one hand, I know I can handle the demands of a relationship & law school simultaneously, on the other hand i feel I may be further limiting my prospects; they have to check off certain boxes AND also be understanding that my time is limited.
😩
I hate when y’all fixate on penis size
January 28, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I hate when y’all fixate on penis size
I’m so tired of the top/bottom/masc/fem conversation.
Can y’all just have sex with what you’re attracted to and stop over-analyzing, generalizing, and categorizing everything?
Can y’all just have sex with what you’re attracted to and stop over-analyzing, generalizing, and categorizing everything?
January 28, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I’m so tired of the top/bottom/masc/fem conversation.
Can y’all just have sex with what you’re attracted to and stop over-analyzing, generalizing, and categorizing everything?
Can y’all just have sex with what you’re attracted to and stop over-analyzing, generalizing, and categorizing everything?
You don’t get to live in my brain
Do you hold grudges?
January 27, 2026 at 2:03 PM
You don’t get to live in my brain
I can’t think of a bigger fall-off than this one here
January 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I can’t think of a bigger fall-off than this one here
With the 🧊 unrest we’re seeing in Minneapolis, if it hit your city, would you hit the streets and protest ICE?
No wrong answers.
Bigger picture: how do you think this ends…de-escalation, long protests, or…civil war?
No wrong answers.
Bigger picture: how do you think this ends…de-escalation, long protests, or…civil war?
a young man wearing a white shirt and a grey beanie is taking a selfie .
ALT: a young man wearing a white shirt and a grey beanie is taking a selfie .
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:43 PM
With the 🧊 unrest we’re seeing in Minneapolis, if it hit your city, would you hit the streets and protest ICE?
No wrong answers.
Bigger picture: how do you think this ends…de-escalation, long protests, or…civil war?
No wrong answers.
Bigger picture: how do you think this ends…de-escalation, long protests, or…civil war?
😮💨💙
Kryptonite by V. Cartier on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:20
music.apple.com
January 26, 2026 at 4:59 AM
😮💨💙
Can we as a people start dressing like this again
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Can we as a people start dressing like this again
Facing a post-work bowl, and Mary Mary came on shuffle; I can’t help but be reminded that Erica Campbell has me blocked on Twitter all bc of one lil jokey-joke 🥴
January 23, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Facing a post-work bowl, and Mary Mary came on shuffle; I can’t help but be reminded that Erica Campbell has me blocked on Twitter all bc of one lil jokey-joke 🥴
Regretfully announcing I won’t be representing Costa Rica in the 2028 Olympics due to my injured knee.
Also because I didn’t try out.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
See y’all in 2032. 🥇🇨🇷🏃🏽♂️
Also because I didn’t try out.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
See y’all in 2032. 🥇🇨🇷🏃🏽♂️
January 22, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Regretfully announcing I won’t be representing Costa Rica in the 2028 Olympics due to my injured knee.
Also because I didn’t try out.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
See y’all in 2032. 🥇🇨🇷🏃🏽♂️
Also because I didn’t try out.
Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
See y’all in 2032. 🥇🇨🇷🏃🏽♂️