van cartier
@christopherxci.blacksky.app
💀 dead folks, nerds, & sissies 💋
**I speak for myself and das it…and there will be typos**
**I speak for myself and das it…and there will be typos**
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van cartier
@christopherxci.blacksky.app
· Nov 29
This will be my continued master thread for my Oz/Wicked/The Wiz skeets. Now roughly 30% of what I do here 😂 plus a picture 💚
I’m in tears 😂 😭 this fucking cackle is sending me
February 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I’m in tears 😂 😭 this fucking cackle is sending me
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February 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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i deadass feel like i'm in the 50s man LMFAAOOOOO
Marathon man also one of them poly freaks
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
i deadass feel like i'm in the 50s man LMFAAOOOOO
when i would bottom, you had exactly 25 mins max after foreplay to unload your truck and go.
but foreplay can take however long it needs to take. that’s vip parking right there.
but foreplay can take however long it needs to take. that’s vip parking right there.
2-3 hours of sex is something you do on accident. like, you have to apologize immediately after & send a gift card or something the next day.
it is never the standard. *especially* in the hetero world.
it is never the standard. *especially* in the hetero world.
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
when i would bottom, you had exactly 25 mins max after foreplay to unload your truck and go.
but foreplay can take however long it needs to take. that’s vip parking right there.
but foreplay can take however long it needs to take. that’s vip parking right there.
finished my nightly skin routine and the bags are HEAVY. Besides the drink, the stress of this job is fucking with my physiology! 😭
February 7, 2026 at 8:52 AM
finished my nightly skin routine and the bags are HEAVY. Besides the drink, the stress of this job is fucking with my physiology! 😭
I act like I’m okay but truly wish I could play Kingdom Hearts II for the first time again.
February 7, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I act like I’m okay but truly wish I could play Kingdom Hearts II for the first time again.
where the wings?? hidden valley ranch is calling
February 7, 2026 at 8:22 AM
where the wings?? hidden valley ranch is calling
Whitney Houston was 33 in Cinderella
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Whitney Houston was 33 in Cinderella
“and because these daft and dewey-eyed folk keep building up impossible hopes, impossible things are happening every day”
February 7, 2026 at 8:04 AM
“and because these daft and dewey-eyed folk keep building up impossible hopes, impossible things are happening every day”
honestly, i’d believe i was clairsentient if my anxiety and stomach cramps weren’t always in the wayyy 😂
I feel such a closeness to my grandfather— being told my whole life that I’m like him— so feeling close to his hometown makes sense but it’s honestly a strange sensation. Especially because I don’t feel the same closeness for my other ancestral homes.
February 7, 2026 at 7:59 AM
honestly, i’d believe i was clairsentient if my anxiety and stomach cramps weren’t always in the wayyy 😂
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Can’t give someone the most of you & give yourself the least.
February 7, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Can’t give someone the most of you & give yourself the least.
this time zone shit still annoying 6 months later…
February 7, 2026 at 7:40 AM
this time zone shit still annoying 6 months later…
and THIS is a key component to storytelling
This!
What’s understood doesn’t need to be explained 🤌🏾
What’s understood doesn’t need to be explained 🤌🏾
February 7, 2026 at 7:25 AM
and THIS is a key component to storytelling
Was about to call the lyft and immediately sat my ass back down. Uncle Nearest said now “hol up neph” 😵💫
February 7, 2026 at 7:16 AM
Was about to call the lyft and immediately sat my ass back down. Uncle Nearest said now “hol up neph” 😵💫
It just hit me…like just now… that Gabrielle Union is in TWO renditions of Taming of the Shrew 10 years apart.
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 AM
It just hit me…like just now… that Gabrielle Union is in TWO renditions of Taming of the Shrew 10 years apart.
I absolutely will come to see y’all but if the energy not matched or exceeded then I will absolutely pretend like I’m talking to an imaginary friend
Plus most of yall far anyway and I’m not coming to see you lol
February 7, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I absolutely will come to see y’all but if the energy not matched or exceeded then I will absolutely pretend like I’m talking to an imaginary friend
Deliver Us From Eva being rated R in 2003 is so…idk…but that shit is silly. 😂 Even in its era.
February 7, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Deliver Us From Eva being rated R in 2003 is so…idk…but that shit is silly. 😂 Even in its era.
Like…I’m putting that bitch in a jar.
I’m at the point in my drunkenness where I get witchy. 😂
February 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Like…I’m putting that bitch in a jar.
I’m so yappy mcyapperton tonight and @raymondlamar1.bsky.social is sleep and nursing a cold so I can’t even bother him 😭
February 7, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I’m so yappy mcyapperton tonight and @raymondlamar1.bsky.social is sleep and nursing a cold so I can’t even bother him 😭
“This is the best funeral I’ve ever been to in my life!”
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
“This is the best funeral I’ve ever been to in my life!”
From strangers, virtual acquaintances, and menfolk I don’t fuck with but enjoy them knowing my positive moves? Perfectly fine.
But if I fuck with you and you send me this? I don’t fuck with you no more.
But if I fuck with you and you send me this? I don’t fuck with you no more.
Does "GM" bother you? Or "HBD"?
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 AM
From strangers, virtual acquaintances, and menfolk I don’t fuck with but enjoy them knowing my positive moves? Perfectly fine.
But if I fuck with you and you send me this? I don’t fuck with you no more.
But if I fuck with you and you send me this? I don’t fuck with you no more.
I’m at the point in my drunkenness where I get witchy. 😂
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I’m at the point in my drunkenness where I get witchy. 😂
My favorite thing about Deliver Us From Eva is that it it’s a perfect time capsule of early 2000s cinema while still improving Taming of the Shrew
February 7, 2026 at 5:44 AM
My favorite thing about Deliver Us From Eva is that it it’s a perfect time capsule of early 2000s cinema while still improving Taming of the Shrew
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There's also unquestioned loyalty to Blackness that is constantly exploited by the state. Whereby Obama could use our tax dollars to drone syria, fund Is-not-real and their universal healthcare and free education, and increase 🥶 funding, but somehow he's different than the rest of these monsters.
(there’s respectability politics afoot in the wake of that racist obamas post… trying to reinforce the “good blacks” narrative— “classy” “regal” “poised” “dignified” etc. but truth be told this should remind you that all of us are “monkeys” to them. “undignified” or not. but imma let it ride rn.)
February 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
There's also unquestioned loyalty to Blackness that is constantly exploited by the state. Whereby Obama could use our tax dollars to drone syria, fund Is-not-real and their universal healthcare and free education, and increase 🥶 funding, but somehow he's different than the rest of these monsters.
(there’s respectability politics afoot in the wake of that racist obamas post… trying to reinforce the “good blacks” narrative— “classy” “regal” “poised” “dignified” etc. but truth be told this should remind you that all of us are “monkeys” to them. “undignified” or not. but imma let it ride rn.)
February 7, 2026 at 5:21 AM
(there’s respectability politics afoot in the wake of that racist obamas post… trying to reinforce the “good blacks” narrative— “classy” “regal” “poised” “dignified” etc. but truth be told this should remind you that all of us are “monkeys” to them. “undignified” or not. but imma let it ride rn.)