van cartier
@christopherxci.blacksky.app
💀 dead folks, nerds, & sissies 💋
**I speak for myself and das it…and there will be typos**
**I speak for myself and das it…and there will be typos**
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van cartier
@christopherxci.blacksky.app
· Nov 29
This will be my continued master thread for my Oz/Wicked/The Wiz skeets. Now roughly 30% of what I do here 😂 plus a picture 💚
I think I want to get back into this but like for family that I like
I'm so ready to go back to letter writing. Buy a stamp and talk to me once a week lol
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I think I want to get back into this but like for family that I like
I honestly hate texting all day. And it’s gotten so much worse the older I’ve gotten. But the text etiquette rules? We all know them and folk need to stop playin.
If the conversation ends with me texting something and you don’t reply, do you think I’m gonna hit you first the next day!? Don’t worry I’ll answer for you, no hoe! Stop playing with me
February 8, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I honestly hate texting all day. And it’s gotten so much worse the older I’ve gotten. But the text etiquette rules? We all know them and folk need to stop playin.
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That part! I can only be so much 🤦🏾♂️
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
That part! I can only be so much 🤦🏾♂️
the problem is my chalant is high— I’m not nonchalant
Cheat code: pretent you don't care about meeting them at all
I’d like to meet my person now
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
the problem is my chalant is high— I’m not nonchalant
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About me:
He says, "Good boy," and "Yes, sir," this is a switch dynamic I didn’t know I needed!
February 8, 2026 at 3:21 AM
About me:
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I don’t want no parts of being back outside. Shit is ghetto.
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I don’t want no parts of being back outside. Shit is ghetto.
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like, c'mon big sandals!!!
February 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
like, c'mon big sandals!!!
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Oh the straights are sporting again and the sports are straighting again too.
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Oh the straights are sporting again and the sports are straighting again too.
my brain read this city as “downtownington”
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 AM
my brain read this city as “downtownington”
I’d like to meet my person now
February 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I’d like to meet my person now
Meeting people in the wild is so rare for me these days but lemme tell you where it used to happen every. single. time.
Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport 😮💨
Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport 😮💨
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Meeting people in the wild is so rare for me these days but lemme tell you where it used to happen every. single. time.
Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport 😮💨
Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport 😮💨
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I really try to hear what y’all hear in Tems but it just ain’t clicking for these ears
February 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I really try to hear what y’all hear in Tems but it just ain’t clicking for these ears
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Team Mongolia’s uniforms for the Winter Olympics in Italy, 2026. ❄️🔥😮💨
February 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Team Mongolia’s uniforms for the Winter Olympics in Italy, 2026. ❄️🔥😮💨
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The handpainted uniform of Haiti for #OlympicGames ❄️ in Italy, created by designer Stella Jean, inspired by the art of Edouard Duval Carrié.💃🏽
February 7, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The handpainted uniform of Haiti for #OlympicGames ❄️ in Italy, created by designer Stella Jean, inspired by the art of Edouard Duval Carrié.💃🏽
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Moncler x Oskar Metsavaht✨ for Team Brazil 2026 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony. ❄️
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Moncler x Oskar Metsavaht✨ for Team Brazil 2026 Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony. ❄️
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Listen, they are medaling GOLD in the Drip Olympics.
Team Mongolia’s uniforms for the Winter Olympics in Italy, 2026. ❄️🔥😮💨
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Listen, they are medaling GOLD in the Drip Olympics.
I just need more of a breeze
February 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I just need more of a breeze
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And homeboy is loud af about it lmao so yes Billy pls step to the mic!
February 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
And homeboy is loud af about it lmao so yes Billy pls step to the mic!
ICONIC
This moment in Black History bought to you by, ‘Chawl, if you only knew what your wigs say about you!’
February 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
ICONIC
I’m in tears 😂 😭 this fucking cackle is sending me
February 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I’m in tears 😂 😭 this fucking cackle is sending me
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February 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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i deadass feel like i'm in the 50s man LMFAAOOOOO
Marathon man also one of them poly freaks
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
i deadass feel like i'm in the 50s man LMFAAOOOOO
when i would bottom, you had exactly 25 mins max after foreplay to unload your truck and go.
but foreplay can take however long it needs to take. that’s vip parking right there.
but foreplay can take however long it needs to take. that’s vip parking right there.
2-3 hours of sex is something you do on accident. like, you have to apologize immediately after & send a gift card or something the next day.
it is never the standard. *especially* in the hetero world.
it is never the standard. *especially* in the hetero world.
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
when i would bottom, you had exactly 25 mins max after foreplay to unload your truck and go.
but foreplay can take however long it needs to take. that’s vip parking right there.
but foreplay can take however long it needs to take. that’s vip parking right there.