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Pilates & Nonsense✨✨
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Certified Mat Pilates Instructor #Shamlates. Aroma Alchemist. Flower Lover. AuDHD. Unserious 87% of the time | $shamtho 🌈🩷💜💙♌️

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Yanno what…I’m about to be sleep 💀
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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If anyone feels like it I would love if you interact on my skincare content!

On Facebook, IG, and TikTok under BloomByBrittney 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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If you ever see me post an NGL just know my tech buddy made me a copycat site so I can track who sent it. People be punks for real. Say it with your whole chest.
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Tooooppp fiiiiive your top five
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December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I used to tear that broccoli pasta salad from Walmarts deli the fuck up! Hated when they stopped making it so I’m making some today ☝🏾
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I was listening to 6lack’s Endel sleep soundscape almost nightly 🤏🏾 #spotifywrapped2025
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I got 20, staying whimsy and yewthful!
An expansive listener with YOUTHFUL taste!

IMMA TELL YOU WHATS HOT!
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Today feels like an egg nog day…later it is happening.
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My best bet is taking my spiritual bath at like 2 or 3am so I can air dry in the bathroom in peace 💀

Wait. The timeframe I’m suggesting to myself got me tickled 😂😂
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December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I need to walk some tracks soon. Very soon. And wash my hair.
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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My driver side car handle just broke 😭 God WHY?!?!!!! I'm so tired of having to ask for help!

I made goal on Sat but this is literally everything I made 🥺 & rent is due

I need $400 to be able to pay rent this week & get the car handle fixed 🙏🏾

CA: $SashaMonet
Venmo: @Jijivisha
Zelle: 5204778117
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Y’all need a snack, nap and apple juice.
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Moon in fiery ass Aries & it’s Sag season.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Is it because folk had to go back to work today?? What’s going on??!

Actually let me look at the planets.
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My daddy >>>

My momma <<<
If you have a selfless father in your life that would do anything to see you win please cherish that shit because baby a NARC ass parent is some shit I do not wish on nobody.
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Jingling them bells, IKDR SISTA!!!!
How I'm trying to be all month
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Idk what’s going on but I had some amazing hashbrowns and cheese eggs!
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Been there before from the bird app. Fuck people for being stupid tbh.
Welp. This all just made me think… I don’t even pay attention to friend groups on here. I hope I’m not interacting with people who hate my guts bc of my interactions with other people who are also strangers to me. 😭😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Let me figure out funding bc I’m so serious.

Pilates Mechanic FTW!!!!
Nobody:

Me: maybe I’ll become a mechanic
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The recoil omg 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I just remembered that somebody had their ass removed by author in that thread last night and chuckled to myself
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Nobody:

Me: maybe I’ll become a mechanic
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Santa isn’t WHAT!?
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
PILATES EQUIPMENT, not dick.
Also need a spine corrector
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM