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Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 17h

Really hope jersey clubs are turning this up DONT TEW MUCH *slap my hips*

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Don’t Do Too Much

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Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 17h

Billie Eyelash be singing DOWN looking like Paul Wall

Bruja Brat @brujabanton.bsky.social · 18h

Like yes, mama dresses like a St. Lunatic but the songs >>>>>>

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Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 18h

Alcohol

Millennial

Very Old Pic of D. Gray @blurbette.blacksky.app · 18h

As seen on TikTok:

Finish this sentence with the first song that pops into your head and name your generation.

“Blame it on the …”

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Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 19h

Oh I LOVE this pic, yes absolutely

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 19h

Looking in someone’s ass and you see a bunch of eyeballs looking at you 🫠

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 19h

Alrighty

Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21h

"Wait, I can explain..."

Wyoming Man Found With 30 Eyeballs In His Anal Cavity

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 19h

No need to throw ya back out throwing out that niggabitch!

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 20h

Always here for my babies 🥰

Hangman 🤠🏇🏽 @audreybjunior.blacksky.app · 1d

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Your Pilates instructor will always be there for you 🫶🏻 #pilateshumor IB: @surbhi_hunny

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Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 1d

I'm waiting to see if he said it on his intro in the pods or with the guys

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 1d

NOPE

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 1d

I've been sniggling at the videos about Love Is Blind (specifically about that booger eater) so I'm going to watch ONE episode

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 2d

Hate cooking links bc of this 😂

33oz Mango Butter 🥭🧈 @shonnasaidso.blacksky.app · 2d

Omg 😭😭

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Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 2d

*heavy breathing*

byepoleher.blacksky.app @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 2d

😁😁😁😁

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Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 2d

And you’re the bringer of CHAOS which can be joyful in my eyes

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Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 2d

What’s that face thing do? I want one bc I want people to think I bite.

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 2d

Finally got a new pair of JLab OTE headphones since my others literally fell apart months ago 🙌🏾

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 2d

Good Morning 🥰

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 2d

That’s all I got in me! And Pilates oh and I’ll makes me body stuff 😂

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Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 2d

And this is how I find out your name isn’t actually Joy

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Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 3d

Love me a good egg nog with a lot of cinnamon 😋

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 3d

MARTIN LEAVE SMITTY OMFG #beyondthegates

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 3d

Watching #beyondthegates from yesterday finally. Joey is a cold mf!

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you! 💜💜

Pilates & Nonsense✨✨ @shamtheecreator.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you my baby 💜💜