Pilates & Nonsense✨✨
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Certified Mat Pilates Instructor #Shamlates. Aroma Alchemist. Flower Lover. AuDHD. Unserious 87% of the time | $shamtho 🌈🩷💜💙♌️
🧘🏾♀️Learn more about Pilates at shamlates.com
🧘🏾♀️Learn more about Pilates at shamlates.com
Yanno what…I’m about to be sleep 💀
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Yanno what…I’m about to be sleep 💀
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If anyone feels like it I would love if you interact on my skincare content!
On Facebook, IG, and TikTok under BloomByBrittney 🥰
On Facebook, IG, and TikTok under BloomByBrittney 🥰
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If anyone feels like it I would love if you interact on my skincare content!
On Facebook, IG, and TikTok under BloomByBrittney 🥰
On Facebook, IG, and TikTok under BloomByBrittney 🥰
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If you ever see me post an NGL just know my tech buddy made me a copycat site so I can track who sent it. People be punks for real. Say it with your whole chest.
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If you ever see me post an NGL just know my tech buddy made me a copycat site so I can track who sent it. People be punks for real. Say it with your whole chest.
Tooooppp fiiiiive your top five
a cartoon character is playing a piano with netflix written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character is playing a piano with netflix written on the bottom
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December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Tooooppp fiiiiive your top five
I used to tear that broccoli pasta salad from Walmarts deli the fuck up! Hated when they stopped making it so I’m making some today ☝🏾
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I used to tear that broccoli pasta salad from Walmarts deli the fuck up! Hated when they stopped making it so I’m making some today ☝🏾
I was listening to 6lack’s Endel sleep soundscape almost nightly 🤏🏾 #spotifywrapped2025
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I was listening to 6lack’s Endel sleep soundscape almost nightly 🤏🏾 #spotifywrapped2025
I got 20, staying whimsy and yewthful!
An expansive listener with YOUTHFUL taste!
IMMA TELL YOU WHATS HOT!
IMMA TELL YOU WHATS HOT!
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I got 20, staying whimsy and yewthful!
Today feels like an egg nog day…later it is happening.
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Today feels like an egg nog day…later it is happening.
Thank you 💜 ko-fi.com/shamlates/go...
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Thank you 💜 ko-fi.com/shamlates/go...
My best bet is taking my spiritual bath at like 2 or 3am so I can air dry in the bathroom in peace 💀
Wait. The timeframe I’m suggesting to myself got me tickled 😂😂
Wait. The timeframe I’m suggesting to myself got me tickled 😂😂
a disney cartoon of a witch carrying a wooden plank over her head
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December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My best bet is taking my spiritual bath at like 2 or 3am so I can air dry in the bathroom in peace 💀
Wait. The timeframe I’m suggesting to myself got me tickled 😂😂
Wait. The timeframe I’m suggesting to myself got me tickled 😂😂
I need to walk some tracks soon. Very soon. And wash my hair.
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I need to walk some tracks soon. Very soon. And wash my hair.
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My driver side car handle just broke 😭 God WHY?!?!!!! I'm so tired of having to ask for help!
I made goal on Sat but this is literally everything I made 🥺 & rent is due
I need $400 to be able to pay rent this week & get the car handle fixed 🙏🏾
CA: $SashaMonet
Venmo: @Jijivisha
Zelle: 5204778117
I made goal on Sat but this is literally everything I made 🥺 & rent is due
I need $400 to be able to pay rent this week & get the car handle fixed 🙏🏾
CA: $SashaMonet
Venmo: @Jijivisha
Zelle: 5204778117
December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My driver side car handle just broke 😭 God WHY?!?!!!! I'm so tired of having to ask for help!
I made goal on Sat but this is literally everything I made 🥺 & rent is due
I need $400 to be able to pay rent this week & get the car handle fixed 🙏🏾
CA: $SashaMonet
Venmo: @Jijivisha
Zelle: 5204778117
I made goal on Sat but this is literally everything I made 🥺 & rent is due
I need $400 to be able to pay rent this week & get the car handle fixed 🙏🏾
CA: $SashaMonet
Venmo: @Jijivisha
Zelle: 5204778117
Y’all need a snack, nap and apple juice.
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Y’all need a snack, nap and apple juice.
Moon in fiery ass Aries & it’s Sag season.
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Moon in fiery ass Aries & it’s Sag season.
Is it because folk had to go back to work today?? What’s going on??!
Actually let me look at the planets.
Actually let me look at the planets.
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Is it because folk had to go back to work today?? What’s going on??!
Actually let me look at the planets.
Actually let me look at the planets.
My daddy >>>
My momma <<<
My momma <<<
If you have a selfless father in your life that would do anything to see you win please cherish that shit because baby a NARC ass parent is some shit I do not wish on nobody.
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My daddy >>>
My momma <<<
My momma <<<
Jingling them bells, IKDR SISTA!!!!
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Jingling them bells, IKDR SISTA!!!!
Idk what’s going on but I had some amazing hashbrowns and cheese eggs!
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Idk what’s going on but I had some amazing hashbrowns and cheese eggs!
Been there before from the bird app. Fuck people for being stupid tbh.
Welp. This all just made me think… I don’t even pay attention to friend groups on here. I hope I’m not interacting with people who hate my guts bc of my interactions with other people who are also strangers to me. 😭😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Been there before from the bird app. Fuck people for being stupid tbh.
Let me figure out funding bc I’m so serious.
Pilates Mechanic FTW!!!!
Pilates Mechanic FTW!!!!
Nobody:
Me: maybe I’ll become a mechanic
Me: maybe I’ll become a mechanic
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Let me figure out funding bc I’m so serious.
Pilates Mechanic FTW!!!!
Pilates Mechanic FTW!!!!
The recoil omg 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I just remembered that somebody had their ass removed by author in that thread last night and chuckled to myself
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The recoil omg 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Nobody:
Me: maybe I’ll become a mechanic
Me: maybe I’ll become a mechanic
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Nobody:
Me: maybe I’ll become a mechanic
Me: maybe I’ll become a mechanic
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Santa isn’t WHAT!?
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Santa isn’t WHAT!?
PILATES EQUIPMENT, not dick.
Also need a spine corrector
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
PILATES EQUIPMENT, not dick.