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Pilates & Nonsense✨✨
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Certified Mat Pilates Instructor #Shamlates. Aroma Alchemist. Flower Lover. AuDHD. Unserious 87% of the time | $shamtho 🌈🩷💜💙♌️

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The nerve of Martell saying that the worst thing a woman can do is lie. As thee biggest liar BOI!!! #lamh
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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First trailer for Paradise Season 2.

Premiering February 23 on Hulu.
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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There is a guy in Chicago meeting women off various dating apps, inviting them to a home and then robbing them.

Taking their phones and emptying bank accounts.

Y’all. Pls don’t go to nobody house. It’s Robbing Szn! 💀
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A lie don’t care who tell it
I'm gonna be nice to y'all this weekend
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
She followed up and told people “don’t do what I do” 😂😂 she a fool and I like it
She found that man place of business after he left a rude comment on her TikTok 😩😩😩 she said “you see how easy it was for me to find you?”

People are insane, watch what you say to strangers on the internet. That’s it. That’s the post.
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
@joybella.blacksky.app happy birthday renaissance lady!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
💀Ari says that and now I’m mad bc someone else agrees

“If everybody had a titty to hold”

Ok arms of an angel
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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He needs his emotional support titties.
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Low country headassery.
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sativa (works very well for my creative bursts)
Do y’all rather Indica or sativa? I am usually an Indica person but today I am trying some sativa.
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
About to eat a Hawaiian sweet roll or 6
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Someone send $150 so I can take two online classes right quick (i'm serious)

Zelle, C*ashApp ($shamjen), ApplePay if you got my numbaaaa!
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
oh this proves I don't be yapping worth a damn on here (i'm okay with this btw)
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
we're almost there
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Stop having expectations of people who never gave you any inclination that they’re the person YEW think they are

You’re projecting yourself onto them.
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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KITTY KAT.
If you could keep only ONE song from B-Day, which one you choosing? (deluxe songs included)

ONE. UNO. SINGULAR.

👀
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
GOOD MORNING!
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Folk probably had a lot of people blocked from old beef that one of their frens got into 🤏🏾
Right! And we all supposedly came from twitter but I call BS. Bc I ain’t see half of yall on that app and I would’ve remembered 😂
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Wasnt letting Hov day go by without playing one of my fav songs open.spotify.com/track/6Iuh3v...
Bam
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
👀 are smoked ones included?
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I was puffing fake Newports and singing Lyfe Jennings first album ZOWN
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
AYE YO YEW!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Cause we aint saying all that, nickname!
Literally Amazon: “Amazon Fire TV Stick”

Black people: “Fire Stick”
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Full Moon today, I’ve been releasing all damn day. No exaggeration.
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM