Hesster
@hesster56.bsky.social
Middle aged geek dad, he/him, trying to be funny and supportive. Loves comics, movies, LEGO, Battletech, and food.
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Very advanced innovations in hunting techniques.
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Very advanced innovations in hunting techniques.
Taskmaster Series 21 is gonna be HUGE.
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Taskmaster Series 21 is gonna be HUGE.
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i regret to inform you all that the brits are At It Again
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i regret to inform you all that the brits are At It Again
Cocaine so white it tells you it wishes it could have voted for Obama a third time.
Cocaine so white it claps when the plane lands
Cocaine so white it has a podcast
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Cocaine so white it tells you it wishes it could have voted for Obama a third time.
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Same deal as the previous Go-Home Combo episodes. AEW will quick dip to black between Dynamite & Collision.
HBO Max viewers will have to change feeds to Collision to watch Hour 3 of tonight’s show.
Countdown to Full Gear follows on the Collision feed.
HBO Max viewers will have to change feeds to Collision to watch Hour 3 of tonight’s show.
Countdown to Full Gear follows on the Collision feed.
November 19, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Same deal as the previous Go-Home Combo episodes. AEW will quick dip to black between Dynamite & Collision.
HBO Max viewers will have to change feeds to Collision to watch Hour 3 of tonight’s show.
Countdown to Full Gear follows on the Collision feed.
HBO Max viewers will have to change feeds to Collision to watch Hour 3 of tonight’s show.
Countdown to Full Gear follows on the Collision feed.
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oh it's been too long since one of these 🥰
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
oh it's been too long since one of these 🥰
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
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Neat, they reimagined The Thing as a Christmas special!
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Neat, they reimagined The Thing as a Christmas special!
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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New MRI, please.
Trump: "They had restrictions on water. It comes down from heaven. You want to wash your hands, or like me, you wash your hair. I lather up. There's no water. I won't mention the 3rd item in the bc I always get criticized. If you don't know what I'm talking about you shouldn't be owning a McDonalds"
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
New MRI, please.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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This is great
I used to retweet this periodically at The Bad Place because it's the perfect timeline cleanse. Now here. You're welcome.
youtu.be/bS6KWNB5NEo?...
youtu.be/bS6KWNB5NEo?...
Hanging bats filmed upside-down look like a Goth nightclub
YouTube video by Viral Reddit
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November 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This is great
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Gary has hit upon the great problem of the modern era.
Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Gary has hit upon the great problem of the modern era.
Gods willing this is how the guards at Leavenworth talk to him when he wants more ketchup.
Look, I know we're all sick of hearing "if this had happened with any other president ..." but it's absolutely true and absolutely can't be forgotten.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
For some reason, this nation gives this idiotic spoiled brat a free pass from things that would destroy the administration of any other person.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Gods willing this is how the guards at Leavenworth talk to him when he wants more ketchup.
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“Sir, it seems Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with a second old man who was running for president”
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Sir, it seems Olivia Nuzzi had an affair with a second old man who was running for president”
It’s #TransAwarenessWeek and I want you all to know the Urbanmech stands ready to defend you. Stay strong, stay vibrant, and stay alive despite the storms you endure every day.
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It’s #TransAwarenessWeek and I want you all to know the Urbanmech stands ready to defend you. Stay strong, stay vibrant, and stay alive despite the storms you endure every day.
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there is no ethical argument for the confederacy & anyone who does so is an enemy of human liberty.
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
there is no ethical argument for the confederacy & anyone who does so is an enemy of human liberty.
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It's important to test your product name in a range of languages and cultures, exhibit one million:
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's important to test your product name in a range of languages and cultures, exhibit one million:
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Don’t “come out swinging.”
Start swinging NOW. Trump is way underwater and clearly ailing. I can’t imagine someone as Terminally Online as Vance can hold the coalition together.
MAGA is weak. It can be punched NOW.
Start swinging NOW. Trump is way underwater and clearly ailing. I can’t imagine someone as Terminally Online as Vance can hold the coalition together.
MAGA is weak. It can be punched NOW.
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Don’t “come out swinging.”
Start swinging NOW. Trump is way underwater and clearly ailing. I can’t imagine someone as Terminally Online as Vance can hold the coalition together.
MAGA is weak. It can be punched NOW.
Start swinging NOW. Trump is way underwater and clearly ailing. I can’t imagine someone as Terminally Online as Vance can hold the coalition together.
MAGA is weak. It can be punched NOW.