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Paul L'Astname
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He/they/gay

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I love Canadians. We are so hot.
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Starting Murder In A Small Town so I can get a dose of my Canadian Queen! Kristin Kreuk
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I saw the outline of The Virgin Mary in your bulge picture and now I'm a Christian
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Hey old folks like me...when you know, you know.
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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bout to taste that Grussy
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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18 years ago today, Godzilla: Unleashed was released on the Nintendo Wii in NA. It was developed by Pipeworks Software and published by Atari.
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Tell em again!!! Anyways here go a thread of foods i made this year bsky.app/profile/quie...
yall don’t never do anything productive when we talk about food on here

no recipe threads or meal prep or nothing

just 4 hours of yall going “HI MY NAME IS BLANK AND I HATE INSERT FOOD THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE EATS HERE”
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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They remembered she got Eric Adam’s indicted and retreated
The White House deleted their shitpost on X in defeat after suffering the biggest ratio in social media history at the hands of Sabrina Carpenter.
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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What good is this chanting? I don’t even know what I’m reading…
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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jpop girl groups peaked here...
bring back cunty jpop girl groups! f5ve has a lot to prove but i believe in them
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
This is such a weird email
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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And blood. 🩸
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Poster for the movie, THE LONG GOODBYE (1973), directed by Robert Altman. Poster art by Jack Davis. My favourite movie starring Elliott Gould; my favourite Gould performance.
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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IT’S HAPPENING! The original theatrical version of Star Wars is coming to theaters in 2027: youtu.be/qfXvdFcvhNY?...
IT'S HAPPENING! The Star Wars THEATRICAL EDITION is Coming to Theaters!
YouTube video by Star Wars Explained
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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There's one (1) film scene that makes me cry every time I see it and its Paul Dano screaming in Little Miss Sunshine.

If the Medium's Biggest Hack is calling you out, take it as a compliment
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Mika Brunold has become professional male tennis' 2nd out gay player.
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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You can't love movies without loving some bad movies.
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Tracey the frog
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I think the secret behind Jonathan Bailey's ability to have chemistry with anyone is this thing he does with his eyes where he looks at everyone like they're the sexiest thing he's ever seen and he gives these little cues of shared excitement
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Look. You can ride him all you want but you have to keep him away from anything to do with santa
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Everything reminds me of him 🍠
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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When they couldn’t find JonBenet Ramsey:
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Late 50s Looney Tunes reruns in the 90s are responsible for the majority of my cultural literacy

There just was not anybody doing it like Warner Brothers
You skipped the most important one.
December 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Oh Brunhilda, you're so wovewy

Yes I know it, I can't help it

Oh Brunhilda be my WOVE!

Best cartoon ever.
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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You skipped the most important one.
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM