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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
Prometheus 2 would fix me in a way I cannot describe
The dceu is dead
Andrew Garfield Spiderman has been drafted into the sarcastic slop void of the mcu
Prometheus is the only franchise I loved in my 20s that could feasibly be saved
The dceu is dead
Andrew Garfield Spiderman has been drafted into the sarcastic slop void of the mcu
Prometheus is the only franchise I loved in my 20s that could feasibly be saved
I need 2 things from Hollywood, and yes, I am willing to beg for them:
1. We need another “Dredd” with Karl Urban as Judge Dredd
2. Retcon Alien: Covenant and give Prometheus a proper sequel
I am manifesting this reality. It must happen
1. We need another “Dredd” with Karl Urban as Judge Dredd
2. Retcon Alien: Covenant and give Prometheus a proper sequel
I am manifesting this reality. It must happen
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Prometheus 2 would fix me in a way I cannot describe
The dceu is dead
Andrew Garfield Spiderman has been drafted into the sarcastic slop void of the mcu
Prometheus is the only franchise I loved in my 20s that could feasibly be saved
The dceu is dead
Andrew Garfield Spiderman has been drafted into the sarcastic slop void of the mcu
Prometheus is the only franchise I loved in my 20s that could feasibly be saved
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I need 2 things from Hollywood, and yes, I am willing to beg for them:
1. We need another “Dredd” with Karl Urban as Judge Dredd
2. Retcon Alien: Covenant and give Prometheus a proper sequel
I am manifesting this reality. It must happen
1. We need another “Dredd” with Karl Urban as Judge Dredd
2. Retcon Alien: Covenant and give Prometheus a proper sequel
I am manifesting this reality. It must happen
December 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I need 2 things from Hollywood, and yes, I am willing to beg for them:
1. We need another “Dredd” with Karl Urban as Judge Dredd
2. Retcon Alien: Covenant and give Prometheus a proper sequel
I am manifesting this reality. It must happen
1. We need another “Dredd” with Karl Urban as Judge Dredd
2. Retcon Alien: Covenant and give Prometheus a proper sequel
I am manifesting this reality. It must happen
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38 minutes late to work with Timmies in hand
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
38 minutes late to work with Timmies in hand
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the movie theater is the only screen that is wholly benevolent. all others contain levels of malice we are forced to compromise with.
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
the movie theater is the only screen that is wholly benevolent. all others contain levels of malice we are forced to compromise with.
Are there any gyms where it's socially acceptable to cry
December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Are there any gyms where it's socially acceptable to cry
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in ffxiv the train suplexes you
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
in ffxiv the train suplexes you
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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these people need to be in prison omfg
This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream
UPDATE: Trump Jr.-backed startup receives $620 million Pentagon loan
In October, Popular Information reported that the Pentagon awarded a contract to Unusual Machines, an obscure drone company that President Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., joined as an advisor in Novemb...
popular.info
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
these people need to be in prison omfg
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Santa Baby is my fave Christmas song for so many reasons but the best is practical gifts that appreciate in value
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Santa Baby is my fave Christmas song for so many reasons but the best is practical gifts that appreciate in value
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Sex and the City star Kim Cattrall, 69, tied the knot with her longtime partner Russell Thomas in London on Dec. 4
people.com/kim-cattrall...
people.com/kim-cattrall...
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Sex and the City star Kim Cattrall, 69, tied the knot with her longtime partner Russell Thomas in London on Dec. 4
people.com/kim-cattrall...
people.com/kim-cattrall...
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The White House has deleted the post where it used Sabrina Carpenter’s “Juno” for an ICE video.
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The White House has deleted the post where it used Sabrina Carpenter’s “Juno” for an ICE video.
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see now when you’re a blonde icon
The White House has deleted the post where it used Sabrina Carpenter’s “Juno” for an ICE video.
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
see now when you’re a blonde icon
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This man was an architectural genius!
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This man was an architectural genius!
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Mhmmmm gonna put a big ol handful of screws in the microwave and cook em for 5:00 minutes or so mhmmmm
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mhmmmm gonna put a big ol handful of screws in the microwave and cook em for 5:00 minutes or so mhmmmm
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I feel like it’s actually surprising, amongst all the sexually explicit hard left wing music I listen to, that I haven’t heard one, not one song about wanting to fuck Luigi Mangione
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I feel like it’s actually surprising, amongst all the sexually explicit hard left wing music I listen to, that I haven’t heard one, not one song about wanting to fuck Luigi Mangione
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lmao that woman in New York who broke that guy’s meta glasses 👸
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
lmao that woman in New York who broke that guy’s meta glasses 👸
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Eric Adams told them they didnt want her smoke
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Eric Adams told them they didnt want her smoke
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It kinda rules that the “WAGTFKY” government is being bullied by a 5 foot tall pop star
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It kinda rules that the “WAGTFKY” government is being bullied by a 5 foot tall pop star
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.