Jared Skolnick
jaredskolnick.bsky.social
Jared Skolnick
@jaredskolnick.bsky.social
I make movies. I am nice.

www.skolnickfilms.com
we don't even manufacture consent in this country anymore
Can somebody explain to me why we're, apparently, going to war with Venezuela? Is it just another oil grab?
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
do we. do we expect that.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing

"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."

Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
give me this but with gravy
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
woke up from a dream of having to fight a giant rat with the top half of its head missing, how’s everyone else doing
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Well it’s not like we can say ‘this is beneath you, Brett Ratner’
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Charlie Brown. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
RUNNING MAN good. KEEPER good.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Very fond memories of him hijacking the mic during the Fantastic Fest debates and ranting about vampires. RIP king.
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
perhaps the most important lesson that should be learned from Mamdani is that there's limitless political capital in simply not being annoying
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
what
OK tonight I learned that Gaspar Noe brought Dario Argento as his +1 to meet the Pope, and this is possibly the sweetest and the maddest thing to ever happen.
The Pope got to meet Dario Argento! I wonder which of the Three Mothers trilogy is Leo's fav, I'm gonna say Inferno, cos this Pope doesn't seem like a Suspiria kinda guy.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Short 🧵: One thing I don't see discussed regarding the whole likely implosion of the AI bubble is that Silicon Valley brought this upon itself by profoundly misunderstanding where human beings are at right now.
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
fighting the Male Loneliness Epidemic by gathering a motley crew of merry outlaws to frolic through the English forests
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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September 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
well that should settle things
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM