Jared Skolnick
@jaredskolnick.bsky.social
I make movies. I am nice.
www.skolnickfilms.com
www.skolnickfilms.com
give me this but with gravy
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
give me this but with gravy
woke up from a dream of having to fight a giant rat with the top half of its head missing, how’s everyone else doing
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
woke up from a dream of having to fight a giant rat with the top half of its head missing, how’s everyone else doing
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Well it’s not like we can say ‘this is beneath you, Brett Ratner’
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Well it’s not like we can say ‘this is beneath you, Brett Ratner’
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Charlie Brown. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Charlie Brown. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
RUNNING MAN good. KEEPER good.
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
RUNNING MAN good. KEEPER good.
Very fond memories of him hijacking the mic during the Fantastic Fest debates and ranting about vampires. RIP king.
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Very fond memories of him hijacking the mic during the Fantastic Fest debates and ranting about vampires. RIP king.
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It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
perhaps the most important lesson that should be learned from Mamdani is that there's limitless political capital in simply not being annoying
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
perhaps the most important lesson that should be learned from Mamdani is that there's limitless political capital in simply not being annoying
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OK tonight I learned that Gaspar Noe brought Dario Argento as his +1 to meet the Pope, and this is possibly the sweetest and the maddest thing to ever happen.
The Pope got to meet Dario Argento! I wonder which of the Three Mothers trilogy is Leo's fav, I'm gonna say Inferno, cos this Pope doesn't seem like a Suspiria kinda guy.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Short 🧵: One thing I don't see discussed regarding the whole likely implosion of the AI bubble is that Silicon Valley brought this upon itself by profoundly misunderstanding where human beings are at right now.
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Short 🧵: One thing I don't see discussed regarding the whole likely implosion of the AI bubble is that Silicon Valley brought this upon itself by profoundly misunderstanding where human beings are at right now.
fighting the Male Loneliness Epidemic by gathering a motley crew of merry outlaws to frolic through the English forests
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
fighting the Male Loneliness Epidemic by gathering a motley crew of merry outlaws to frolic through the English forests
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well that should settle things
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
well that should settle things
“Did you read the Olivia Nuzzi excerpt?”
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“Did you read the Olivia Nuzzi excerpt?”
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
bit.ly
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
I can explain vulgar auteurism to the Pope. Give me ten minutes tops
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I can explain vulgar auteurism to the Pope. Give me ten minutes tops
gotta get this guy to do an intro at the New Bev
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
gotta get this guy to do an intro at the New Bev
