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Paul L'Astname
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Justice for Alan Heinberg's buried attempt to set up Wonder Woman vs Sandman before Patty Jenkins ruined the franchise
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My holy grails:
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Oh COME ON
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
S T O P
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I regret nothing
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This narrative is so fucking exhausting
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Do you think Ernie ever looks at this picture and feels insecure
December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"Wym?"
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"This is going to sound crazy but there's a house flying through the sky"
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm sorry but Justice League WAS a satisfactory conclusion
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Guys, the Snyder trilogy is very special to me, but these posts are just embarrassing.

He doesn't want to come back. None of them do. And nobody's spending money to bring this universe back.
November 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I miss airport glam but air travel is no longer befitting of it. if you think taking tired people out of comfy clothes is going to help them behave better on 3 shitty delta flights just to get from the Midwest to one of the coasts, idk what to tell you
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Supremme when the girls on Drag Race España season four didn't talk to Megui Yellow for the first two weeks and then said she was "encroaching on their space" when she asked if she could get ready with them
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
This song FUCKS
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This song is so fucking sexy
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
God i fucking miss 2013
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I miss Wonder Woman. I hope they cast her soon.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Liiiike
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My friend's sister during Wicked For Good:
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I legit said "wow this photoshoot is kind of giving late 90s Madonna" and then she opens the fucking album like THIS and proves me right
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Leaving these last three songs off the deluxe is criminal so I added them back
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is official Tate McRae merch, I'm fucking dying lmao
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
You know you can just NOT pay attention to things, right?

Like who is this poorly lit woman who decided to wear red on a green background, why is she paying so much attention to this campaign, why is she so upset about it, and why do we care?
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Has anyone else spent the past 6 years thinking the spoken intro was Troye Sivan
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM