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amfisher.bsky.social
Alan Fisher
@amfisher.bsky.social
1.1K followers 5.4K following 14K posts
Attorney, gamer (computer, RPG, tabletop), GM, husband, father, occasional author. Hatch Act restricted, so don't expect much politics.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 6h
A chthonic Slavonic forest god and her fowl-legged hut playing unholy hell with some Soviet infantry.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 7h
Short story submitted; now the wait.

#amwriting allegedly.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 7h
Submitted a short story today.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 14h
You’ll remember the brand name.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 14h
Just a publicity stunt for a new local beer, "Blood of the Everlasting Covenant."
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 14h
The crisis hotspot of DC. Gangs of furloughed Federal workers have gone feral, and they're threatening tourists with grant applications.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 17h
I say it's time to let Gary Oldman play James Bond, so he can hit a trifecta of post-war spies.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 17h
Look, they had to fake the JFK assassination to fake the moon landing, which allowed them to fake 9/11.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 1d
Faulkner to read; Joyce to display.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 1d
“Goddamn it, you’re not a loose cannon! Keep your badge and gun!”
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 1d
This is why you don't drink mezcal late at night.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 1d
Not for long.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 1d
Remember to duck when you hear the word ‘sockdolager.’
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 1d
A very DC Halloween.
A large skeleton in a pink shirt holding a submarine sandwich, apparently prepared to throw it at an unknown opponent.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 1d
Local spider problems out of control.
White house decorated for Halloween. Big black spider foreground. Green spider near roof. Purple spider in tree.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 1d
That puts the bun into Bundt, I have to say.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 1d
“No one checked citations?”
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 2d
It it worth the bones of a Pomeranian Grenadier?
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 2d
Looks like they've made a hot dog as big as their entire nation!
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 2d
Man, I go through a CostCo sized bottle every month or so through baking.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 2d
The war on Hallogivingmas and/or Weenthankschrist.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 2d
Well, if going to HEL, it makes sense to leave from Hell (IAD).
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 2d
Wake me up when they prop up de Gaulle’s corpse and call it the Sixth Republic.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 3d
Poppy seed, plain cream cheese. Simplicity.
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Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 3d
As an attorney, I am proud to have admitted there is a Supreme Court.
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