AbiE
@handfhome.bsky.social
She/her. Mostly RTs. Ex teacher #EYFS #Y1 Still here thanks to our chronically underfunded NHS (via multiple PEs, DVT, MayThurner, Sepsis, ME/CFS, Fibromyalgia, hEDS/Hypermobility) #Arsenal
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Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Here are my top 10 dogs carrying big sticks!
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June 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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This poor bastard is so desperate to be funny, to be liked…
The man literally has it in his gift for us to fall in love with him
To help humanity and solve global problems in way that no one else can
…and instead he’s pissing about with this?
The man literally has it in his gift for us to fall in love with him
To help humanity and solve global problems in way that no one else can
…and instead he’s pissing about with this?
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This poor bastard is so desperate to be funny, to be liked…
The man literally has it in his gift for us to fall in love with him
To help humanity and solve global problems in way that no one else can
…and instead he’s pissing about with this?
The man literally has it in his gift for us to fall in love with him
To help humanity and solve global problems in way that no one else can
…and instead he’s pissing about with this?
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Reform's Twitter account is showcasing the new range of black shirts they plan to start selling soon.
The metaphors write themselves, and they know it.
The metaphors write themselves, and they know it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reform's Twitter account is showcasing the new range of black shirts they plan to start selling soon.
The metaphors write themselves, and they know it.
The metaphors write themselves, and they know it.
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
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A whole life wasted unsuccessfully chasing the high of typing 5318008 into a calculator.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A whole life wasted unsuccessfully chasing the high of typing 5318008 into a calculator.
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On school trips I used to eat my packed lunch as soon as I got on the bus. I should remember this when trying to be organised and buying my Christmas booze in November
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
On school trips I used to eat my packed lunch as soon as I got on the bus. I should remember this when trying to be organised and buying my Christmas booze in November
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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I’m not saying this is what I want to happen, but it does rather make the case that in order to improve British healthcare, we need British politicians to get all the major diseases.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I’m not saying this is what I want to happen, but it does rather make the case that in order to improve British healthcare, we need British politicians to get all the major diseases.
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Dictionaries are the enemy of language. Words don't have definitions. They have meanings. Those meanings both can and should be imprecise and fluid, just like the humans who use the words. Therefore, the best dictionary is actually a thesaurus.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Dictionaries are the enemy of language. Words don't have definitions. They have meanings. Those meanings both can and should be imprecise and fluid, just like the humans who use the words. Therefore, the best dictionary is actually a thesaurus.
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
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The best way to decide a Most Prolific Illustrator competition is to draw lots.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The best way to decide a Most Prolific Illustrator competition is to draw lots.
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my dad about to tell a funny story that isn’t nearly as funny as he thinks it is
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
my dad about to tell a funny story that isn’t nearly as funny as he thinks it is
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There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.
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Fond 90s Pub Memories: A bloke with a bumfluff moustache cockily putting "STUD" as his name on the pool blackboard, and a girl walking up after him and adding "ENT" on the end.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Fond 90s Pub Memories: A bloke with a bumfluff moustache cockily putting "STUD" as his name on the pool blackboard, and a girl walking up after him and adding "ENT" on the end.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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[interview]
"Any weaknesses?"
"I sometimes let myself down in interviews"
"I think you're doing ok"
"You would. You're a fucking idiot".
"Any weaknesses?"
"I sometimes let myself down in interviews"
"I think you're doing ok"
"You would. You're a fucking idiot".
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
[interview]
"Any weaknesses?"
"I sometimes let myself down in interviews"
"I think you're doing ok"
"You would. You're a fucking idiot".
"Any weaknesses?"
"I sometimes let myself down in interviews"
"I think you're doing ok"
"You would. You're a fucking idiot".
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We should rest assured that on Mark Zuckerberg's watch, nobody, and I mean nobody, will do sex trafficking eighteen times.
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We should rest assured that on Mark Zuckerberg's watch, nobody, and I mean nobody, will do sex trafficking eighteen times.
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You: I’m combining breakfast and lunch. Brunch.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You: I’m combining breakfast and lunch. Brunch.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
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There was an old lady who swallowed her sisters,
I don't know why,
She swallowed her sisters,
Perhaps they're Russian.
I don't know why,
She swallowed her sisters,
Perhaps they're Russian.
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There was an old lady who swallowed her sisters,
I don't know why,
She swallowed her sisters,
Perhaps they're Russian.
I don't know why,
She swallowed her sisters,
Perhaps they're Russian.