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Hafkie
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puzzle games, shmups, various postings,

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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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There is a lot which are on more serious subjects but I wanna highlight one thats a non-issue, so its just pure pettiness on my part:

"SEGA Genesis music is bad"
What would someone have to say to you for this to happen?
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me earlier today "i know the clippers are bad but how could they do that to cp3 cutting him like that"

me after checking the score tonight "wow everyone on the team must've hated cp3 where have these clippers been all year"
December 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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More than 1 million bags of shredded cheese is being recalled because they may contain metal fragments.

This is what happens when you cut food safety standards and gut the FDA

If you have cheese by the Great Lakes Cheese Co sold at Walmart, Publix or Aldi…check recall alerts
1.5 million bags of shredded cheese have been recalled. Check your fridge for these brands
Shredded cheeses sold in stores such as Target, Walmart and Aldi have been recalled in 31 states, including California, according to the Food and Drug Administration.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Every year Ken Levine gets one meeting with Nintendo and he tells them not to port Mother 3
i know we talk a lot about misinformation and stuff these days but it’s actually okay to make up bad stuff about ken levine. One time i saw him grab the groceries out of a lady’s car in the parking lot of a grocery store then he drove to the ocean and threw them in the ocean.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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the thing about spotify wrapped is you can just post a 3x3 anytime anywhere. you do not need computer to tell you what songs you have been listening to
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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i hate it when people say mario kart wii is the melee of that series when it removed the mechanic that gives you carpal tunnel and nobody has played it unmodified in over a decade. that shit is brawl if i've ever seen it before
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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oh

oh they were doing the AI slop BEHIND the licensors' backs???
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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This reminded me of an all time sports post
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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America does not have capital punishment for selling or smuggling drugs and none of these people were arrested or tried. There could have been mountains of cocaine in open view on the deck of the boats and it still would have been murder of unarmed civilians.
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Mad Men 4K
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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the wolves STINK
October 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Undisputed
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Mid-boss illustrations for Darius 2, by Yoshio Neki.
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
the guys who shout "LAKER" every time there are nba trade rumors are obnoxious but they have mastered the art of the jersey edit over decades of being spoiled and therefore mostly haven't stooped to ai edits after mastering their craft. so i guess that's one thing i'll give them credit for
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 PM
shanghai shanghai shanghai shanghai hourai hourai hourai hourai
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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アリス
December 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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one of the best things about chess as a competitive game is its nigh-sanctity. its basic rules (and even its obscure ones, to a lesser extent) and strategic appeal have been so deeply ingrained in Western culture that one no one would ever accept a sanded-down version as a serious competitor
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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It’s not an aspect ratio thing. It’s a leaving-out-the-vfx thing. “Invisible vfx” are unnoticed until they’re gone. In the original, the crew was painted out and replaced by a potted plant. 🪴
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM