Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic
@grubreport.bsky.social
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I write NYT-bestselling things. Things that children read.🖖🏻 Books in 2025: NOT LIKE EVERY DAY & ZEB AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS. More coming. MN-raised, CA-aged. She/her Rep: Jenn Laughran/ABLA Profile art: @cpark.bsky.social https://www.stephanielucianovic.com
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grubreport.bsky.social
... we surpassed Stephen King on the NYT bestseller list?

My gob has been well and truly smacked.

THIS BOOK DIED ON SUBMISSION!

I'm so overwhelmingly grateful for all the love. Team Zomsbury is THE BEST.
Instagram graphic showing that the picture book Zombie and Brain Are Friends went from Number 5 on the NYT bestseller list to Number 3.
grubreport.bsky.social
"You must be rich!"
cherylklein.bsky.social
Mother-in-law’s rhyming picture-book manuscript
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
grubreport.bsky.social
"You should write this ..."
cherylklein.bsky.social
Mother-in-law’s rhyming picture-book manuscript
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
grubreport.bsky.social
"I have a story ..."
cherylklein.bsky.social
Mother-in-law’s rhyming picture-book manuscript
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
grubreport.bsky.social
"I have a friend ..."
cherylklein.bsky.social
Mother-in-law’s rhyming picture-book manuscript
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
grubreport.bsky.social
"Got it! More soon!"
kellyamangan.bsky.social
Share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

“Here’s a story idea!”

Followed shortly thereafter by “We’ll split the profits!”
cherylklein.bsky.social
Mother-in-law’s rhyming picture-book manuscript
grubreport.bsky.social
YAY!!!
ajirving.bsky.social
So proud of @grubreport.bsky.social! NYT bestseller!!! Two displays at B&N! I told staff in the children’s section & at check out that she’s friend ❤️ They thought that was rad! I do, too! They love ZOMBIE AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS! I do, too! Congratulations, Stephanie & Laan! 🎉🧟 🧠 🎉 #kidlit #booksky
grubreport.bsky.social
How is "tillable" not allowed, Sam?
grubreport.bsky.social
Sorry, but Bay Area person here: Salesforce has always been bad.

Every tech billionaire in Silicon Valley has always been bad.

We live here.

We live it.

We know it.
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richraho.bsky.social
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
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ericcolumbus.bsky.social
“After Trump got his.”

A useful, replicable phrase.
warren.senate.gov
After Trump got his Covid shot, he chose to fire the scientists protecting the rest of us from diseases.
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dbmaggi.bsky.social
Ms Rachel schools Obama on why he really should stop using dehumanizing language.
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mikestabile.bsky.social
JFC. Ron DeHaas, founder of the Christian antiporn app Covenant Eyes, has stepped down from NCOSE after his 38-year old son was charged with sexual abuse of a child.

Covenant Eyes is the app used by House Speaker Mike Johnson and his son to monitor each other's internet behavior.
Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse
In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.
churchleaders.com
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4nikkolas.bsky.social
after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
grubreport.bsky.social
For fucking real guys
cait.bsky.social
YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART
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A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga
grubreport.bsky.social
Ursula Nordstrom -- that one is called "Dear Genius."
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thetnholler.bsky.social
WATCH: TN National Guard veteran Rachel Davis is headed to Memphis to protest the Trump-Lee troop deployment.

She is joining a veteran-led movement launched by @jollygoodginger.bsky.social to protest against military operations in American cities.

Via WSMV www.wsmv.com/video/2025/1...
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brookebaum.bsky.social
LATE BIRD is sick of Early Bird getting all the worms--and all the glory. But don't worry, Late Bird has a plan. Forget the alarm clock, this calls for a catapult. Look out world, here comes Late Bird!

THE BAD SEED x THE VERY IMPATIENT CATERPILLAR

#DVPit #ND #PB #Humor #Kidlit
Images of LATE BIRD, a small blue bird, angrily looking for worms
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hellomeridth.bsky.social
Join me in writing Congress that they cannot violate our First Amendment rights by banning books that represent diverse communities. Click the link in my bio to write a letter, or go to:

action.aclu.org/send-message...

#BookBans #bannedbooksweek #bannedbooks end/
Tell Congress: No book bans in military schools
Schools run by the Department of Defense on military bases have banned hundreds of books and altered curricula that the Trump administration doesn't agree with. Take action.
action.aclu.org
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hellomeridth.bsky.social
The so-called Department of War has banned nearly 600 books this year from military bases or schools. They’ve targeted books that “promote gender idealogy” or “DEI.” Not surprisingly my book, DOOR BY DOOR (written by Meeg Pincus, illustrated by me) is one of those banned books. 1/
#BannedBookWeek
Sarah McBride speech at the Democratic National Convention
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govpritzker.illinois.gov
I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?
Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.
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chrismurphyct.bsky.social
This has nothing to do with crime. This is an attempt to crush political dissent.

Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.
grubreport.bsky.social
Former cheesemonger and you speaketh the truth here!