Stephanie V.W. Lucianovic
@grubreport.bsky.social
I write NYT-bestselling things. Things that children read.🖖🏻 Books in 2025: NOT LIKE EVERY DAY & ZEB AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS. More coming. MN-raised, CA-aged. She/her Rep: Jenn Laughran/ABLA
Profile art: @cpark.bsky.social
https://www.stephanielucianovic.com
Profile art: @cpark.bsky.social
https://www.stephanielucianovic.com
Mine was found in a junkyard parking lot, eyes sealed shut with conjunctivitis, upper respiratory infection and now I COOK 1.25 lbs of boneless skinless chicken breast once a week with sumac spice rub if I use ANY OTHER SPICE RUB HE WILL NOT EAT THE HOME COOKED CHICKEN BREAST FFS WHAT ARE YOU INSANE
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Mine was found in a junkyard parking lot, eyes sealed shut with conjunctivitis, upper respiratory infection and now I COOK 1.25 lbs of boneless skinless chicken breast once a week with sumac spice rub if I use ANY OTHER SPICE RUB HE WILL NOT EAT THE HOME COOKED CHICKEN BREAST FFS WHAT ARE YOU INSANE
The Pope
(Stir it like motherfuckin' coffee)
The Pope
(The hell)
This is the Pope
Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
@anildash.com @caissie.bsky.social
(Stir it like motherfuckin' coffee)
The Pope
(The hell)
This is the Pope
Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
@anildash.com @caissie.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Pope
(Stir it like motherfuckin' coffee)
The Pope
(The hell)
This is the Pope
Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
@anildash.com @caissie.bsky.social
(Stir it like motherfuckin' coffee)
The Pope
(The hell)
This is the Pope
Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock to the bee that's the Pope
Not the President with government lame
@anildash.com @caissie.bsky.social
My gorgeous one I gave myself last Christmas
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My gorgeous one I gave myself last Christmas
I have watched the Joan Hickson version of THE BODY IN THE LIBRARY over and over since it first aired in 1984. This is the FIRST time I realized one of the murderers is played by TRUDIE FREAKING STYLER!!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I have watched the Joan Hickson version of THE BODY IN THE LIBRARY over and over since it first aired in 1984. This is the FIRST time I realized one of the murderers is played by TRUDIE FREAKING STYLER!!!
OMG @laancham.bsky.social MADE ME AN AWARD FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT EVEN CAME WITH ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS!! I am the luckiest author in the world.
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
OMG @laancham.bsky.social MADE ME AN AWARD FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!! IT EVEN CAME WITH ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS!! I am the luckiest author in the world.
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Curtains of water today flooded parts of the high school and my 16 y.o. put down his games and captured beauty.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Curtains of water today flooded parts of the high school and my 16 y.o. put down his games and captured beauty.
Hey @padilla.senate.gov and @schiff.senate.gov -- you fold to the GOP to end the shutdown with abortion and healthcare losing out? I campaign for this.
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Hey @padilla.senate.gov and @schiff.senate.gov -- you fold to the GOP to end the shutdown with abortion and healthcare losing out? I campaign for this.
Classic kidlit bedrooms I could totally go for:
Frog or Toad's
Owl's from Owl at Home
Max's (though I think he's a huge brat and don't love the book)
and deffo Miss Suzy's
Frog or Toad's
Owl's from Owl at Home
Max's (though I think he's a huge brat and don't love the book)
and deffo Miss Suzy's
November 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Classic kidlit bedrooms I could totally go for:
Frog or Toad's
Owl's from Owl at Home
Max's (though I think he's a huge brat and don't love the book)
and deffo Miss Suzy's
Frog or Toad's
Owl's from Owl at Home
Max's (though I think he's a huge brat and don't love the book)
and deffo Miss Suzy's
I am SORRY/NOT SORRY but ridiculous @zaron3.bsky.social and @elizabethdutton.bsky.social need to be on this for these two photos alone!!
October 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I am SORRY/NOT SORRY but ridiculous @zaron3.bsky.social and @elizabethdutton.bsky.social need to be on this for these two photos alone!!
So grateful for every week. This is amazing news.
Congratulations, Team Zombsbury!
Congratulations, Team Zombsbury!
October 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
So grateful for every week. This is amazing news.
Congratulations, Team Zombsbury!
Congratulations, Team Zombsbury!
... we surpassed Stephen King on the NYT bestseller list?
My gob has been well and truly smacked.
THIS BOOK DIED ON SUBMISSION!
I'm so overwhelmingly grateful for all the love. Team Zomsbury is THE BEST.
My gob has been well and truly smacked.
THIS BOOK DIED ON SUBMISSION!
I'm so overwhelmingly grateful for all the love. Team Zomsbury is THE BEST.
September 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
... we surpassed Stephen King on the NYT bestseller list?
My gob has been well and truly smacked.
THIS BOOK DIED ON SUBMISSION!
I'm so overwhelmingly grateful for all the love. Team Zomsbury is THE BEST.
My gob has been well and truly smacked.
THIS BOOK DIED ON SUBMISSION!
I'm so overwhelmingly grateful for all the love. Team Zomsbury is THE BEST.
Hey, Bay Area -- ahead of the world premiere of Hello, Star, the opera, I am sitting down with composer Carla Lucero, librettist Jarrod Lee, and Opera Parallèle Artistic Director Nicole Paiement for a creators conversation at 836M gallery in San Francisco.
September 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hey, Bay Area -- ahead of the world premiere of Hello, Star, the opera, I am sitting down with composer Carla Lucero, librettist Jarrod Lee, and Opera Parallèle Artistic Director Nicole Paiement for a creators conversation at 836M gallery in San Francisco.
this guy tho
September 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
this guy tho
Reskeet with your mental state
September 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reskeet with your mental state
Looking at Ezersky like
September 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Looking at Ezersky like
Picture books don't have a page for author acknowledgements so I wanted to make sure to shout out the entire fantastic team behind ZOMBIE AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS at Bloomsbury.
Everyone listed here got this book to where it is now and I'm sending so much thanks to them today.
Everyone listed here got this book to where it is now and I'm sending so much thanks to them today.
September 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Picture books don't have a page for author acknowledgements so I wanted to make sure to shout out the entire fantastic team behind ZOMBIE AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS at Bloomsbury.
Everyone listed here got this book to where it is now and I'm sending so much thanks to them today.
Everyone listed here got this book to where it is now and I'm sending so much thanks to them today.
Celebrating with something as pink and fancy as Brian the brain.
September 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Celebrating with something as pink and fancy as Brian the brain.
I have been a writer for 25 years, a kid's book writer for 10. Today, I was told that the book of mine that came out last week is an instant NYT bestseller, debuting at #5.
It's been a long, shambling road.
It's been a long, shambling road.
September 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I have been a writer for 25 years, a kid's book writer for 10. Today, I was told that the book of mine that came out last week is an instant NYT bestseller, debuting at #5.
It's been a long, shambling road.
It's been a long, shambling road.
OMZ* what a day of mixed-AF emotions: Zombie and Brain is an INSTANT NYTimes bestseller at NUMBER 5!
Congrats to the whole Zombie team! @laancham.bsky.social @alexborbolla.bsky.social @thejordache.bsky.social @literaticat.bsky.social @bloomsburybooksus.bsky.social @andreabrownlit.bsky.social
Congrats to the whole Zombie team! @laancham.bsky.social @alexborbolla.bsky.social @thejordache.bsky.social @literaticat.bsky.social @bloomsburybooksus.bsky.social @andreabrownlit.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
OMZ* what a day of mixed-AF emotions: Zombie and Brain is an INSTANT NYTimes bestseller at NUMBER 5!
Congrats to the whole Zombie team! @laancham.bsky.social @alexborbolla.bsky.social @thejordache.bsky.social @literaticat.bsky.social @bloomsburybooksus.bsky.social @andreabrownlit.bsky.social
Congrats to the whole Zombie team! @laancham.bsky.social @alexborbolla.bsky.social @thejordache.bsky.social @literaticat.bsky.social @bloomsburybooksus.bsky.social @andreabrownlit.bsky.social
To support the Twin Cities community after the Annunciation school shooting last week, the incredible Anne Ursu is raising money to donate copies of my book Not Like Every Day: Finding Calm During School Lockdown Drills to local schools. Support, if you can, with donations or shares.
#kidlit
#kidlit
September 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
To support the Twin Cities community after the Annunciation school shooting last week, the incredible Anne Ursu is raising money to donate copies of my book Not Like Every Day: Finding Calm During School Lockdown Drills to local schools. Support, if you can, with donations or shares.
#kidlit
#kidlit
Very conflicting emotions today as I celebrate TWO book birthdays. I'm very proud of NOT LIKE EVERY DAY *and* ZOMBIE AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS. Both sold in the exact same month in 2022 to different champions (editors) who have been so supportive and wonderful to work with.
September 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Very conflicting emotions today as I celebrate TWO book birthdays. I'm very proud of NOT LIKE EVERY DAY *and* ZOMBIE AND BRAIN ARE FRIENDS. Both sold in the exact same month in 2022 to different champions (editors) who have been so supportive and wonderful to work with.