Grittybeard
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Grittybeard
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Talking too much, which is more than never.
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Terrance Gore is Baseball's Biggest Anomaly
YouTube video by Jolly Olive
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Holy crap what awful news.

He was the most exciting guy ever to go on a baseball field with mostly only one tool, but goddamn was that tool so fun.
We are heartbroken from the loss of Terrance Gore, and send our love to his family and loved ones.
February 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Trip report: Hy-Vee's store brand carolina reaper cheese is actually pretty spicy and good.

Silly, you think, that I wouldn't have considered that. But store brand cheese not being spicy has been my expectation no matter the branding. Turns out you could hurt yourself with this if you wanted to.
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
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I love that Fish Called Wanda clocked the pundit class like 40 years ago
February 6, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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The glibness with which these people are dismissing what is, fundamentally, an extensive record of elite atrocities makes me think it’s better if I don’t finish this sentence
raise your hand if you are not, in fact, in the Epstein files
February 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Ryan Leaf has done some dumb things during his time here on Earth.

This is not that, this seems absolutely understandable.
February 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Why are so many of our leaders who are in charge of actual things, vote in theory on important things...

...why are so many of them so goddamned messy?

Do they have no actual friends to wind them down a bit? This is just a silly thing to do.
Nancy Mace has an auto responder for comments containing the word “drugs”.
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
New elephant dropped!

Lol this little guy looks pretty unsure about dealing with all of this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX1V...
Smithsonian National zoo welcomes baby Asian elephant
YouTube video by Guardian News
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Heads up for whoever sees this, it's a good idea to update Notepad++ if you use it.

Download the file from the site instead of auto-updating just in case

notepad-plus-plus.org/news/hijacke...
Notepad++ Hijacked by State-Sponsored Hackers | Notepad++
notepad-plus-plus.org
February 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I mean there's plenty of time...

...

Jesus Christ it's February?
February 1, 2026 at 8:32 AM
A couple of the replies here are incredibly sports coded which I love while hating. Mainly hating, but I love that someone could imagine the need to do it

Y'all, I promise you it's not necessary to point out that all owners are bad to try to say 'well' in some fashion here about your team. We know.
Steve Tisch owns half of one of the worst franchises in sports, was good buds with Jeffrey Epstein, appears to have engaged in multiple counts of sex trafficking and maybe statutory rape, and if he's forced out of the NFL he'll be left with nothing but $5 billion and probably a Presidential pardon.
February 1, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I'm doing my part.
This was so easy and delightful.

1) Browse to Amazon.
2) Search "Melania"
3) Top non-sponsored result is a free e-book, MELANIA: DEVOURER OF MEN
4) Buy with one-click. Amazon gets no money, and the algorithm gets wonkleborked.
5) Maybe read the book? Dunno. Haven't looked at it.
Great job everybody! Melania: Devourer of Men is number one across the board. Remember to pass the word: download this free ebook so that we completely screw up Melania T's algorithm this weekend.
February 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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My take-out receipt just insulted me twice
January 31, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Person with eight zeros on their bank balance: “Well, people are often complicated, and we weren’t quite sure if…”

The platform where teenagers scream slurs at each other: “yeah no way, that guy is a pedophile”
January 31, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with sausage:

Naked Sausage 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with sausage:

Sausage in Pink
Ruin a movie by replacing one word in the title with sausage:

The Rocky Horror Sausage Show
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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Janeway and Paris's salamander children are THIRTY today.
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Tommy Tuberville is amazing. I don't think anyone who knows much about him likes him. The job he got famous for he wasn't very good at. He wasn't even convincingly 'tough' like a football coach is supposed to be.

Now he makes (in theory) laws of the nation based on spite. Hell of an American story.
Tuberville: "Unfortunately we've got the Woke Bowl, because we're getting more and more woke. We got Bad Bunny or Bad Rabbit at halftime. I'll be watching the TPUSA halftime show. It's just unfortunate we've gotten to this point."
January 29, 2026 at 11:47 PM
All of us on social media.
[0006890] Constantly increasing memory usage followed by crash
January 27, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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The Port Authority of Kansas City may walk away from negotiations with Platform Ventures over hundreds of industrial acres in light of the developer's apparent plans to sell a nearby warehouse for use by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
www.bizjournals.com/kansascity/n...
Port KC may end talks with Platform Ventures over reported ICE detention center - Kansas City Business Journal
Port KC says it can't stop a prospective ICE detention center in south KC, but it can end negotiations with the warehouse's seller for hundreds of nearby acres.
www.bizjournals.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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There is no justice. There is just us.
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Random shout heard in the neighborhood while shoveling snow:

FREEEEE!!!

(I assume they got done before I did)
January 26, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Alright I'm enough of a hater to repost this.
A live look at Broncos confetti which will not be utilized today.
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
This could all fall apart for the Broncos (and from a personal rooting standpoint I hope it does).

But when a defense has success just strangling the other offense and continually building on it...that shit seems to keep building on itself.
January 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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the video of another person being murdered by the state on the streets of minneapolis shows exactly what people are saying it shows. make your own choices but don’t feel like you are obligated to bear witness to it. reading a description is enough.
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 PM
There is nothing there you need to know other than people's reaction. It's just an execution, you don't need video evidence. You can, in this instance, take everyone's word for it.
I cannot say with more emphasis how much you should not watch this video
if you're not a journalist/in media I do not recommend watching the video, personally.
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 PM