Grittybeard
grittybeard.bsky.social
Grittybeard
@grittybeard.bsky.social
Maybe posting occasionally, probably not amazingly.
Can I interest everyone in Shedeur leading the Browns to the playoffs while playing very badly but they win all their games?

We need takes hotter than the sun. We need sports media battles to make Verdun blush.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I'd forgotten about that whole thing but now that I remember it geez that was 8 years ago somehow? Also looking him up I discovered this from wiki?

'Since at least 2019, Faulk has served as a spokesman for the Foundation for a Drug-Free World, a Scientology front group.'

That's...unfortunate.
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The things people become angered by are incredibly baffling to me.

Not all of the things of course, but many of the things.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Oh my god, buried in there: 'No, but there will be paradigm shifts in how we think about windows, roofs, and doors as well. Once I’ve developed those elements, I’ll share them too. The whole system is being reimagined from the ground up.'

Paradigm shift for...good lord that's amazing.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's soooo good.

I'm having to shelve my dislike of all things Cowboys for it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I do find it pretty surprising X would do this though on a different 'surprised' tack, what's the benefit to them letting this information into the wild when I assume they didn't have to?

I can't imagine they dislike these accounts really.
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This is decidedly testing my love of mess. I don't think I love mess quite this much!
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
There was one of those nextgen stats before the 4th quarter that had Josh Allen traveling more distance between whistles than any receiver on his team up to that point.

And not in a good way .He was running for his damned life and ultimately, most of the time, not getting away.
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Half of them haven't even passively absorbed the stories from what I can tell.

Knowing the words/names should be enough to know a tiny thing about them it would seem, but...
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The athletic put out an emergency article about Shedeur coming into the game.

I mean, I think the best thing for him would be if he wasn't a story and they just let him be a rookie backup, let him do his thing and maybe earn playing time. But clearly people believe he is a capital S Story.
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Neither here nor there really but Harvard neurologists trying to talk hard about cops and crime is...just delightful.
November 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I wonder how vile canned soup must taste without salt, because all of it is like that from what I can tell.

I'm reasonably sure you can make soup without that much salt, but that would involve making soup so I guess I don't really know.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Huh...I don't know about the flu but Pluto Water apparently did it's advertised job on the laxative side of things?

Had a little lithium in it but that's just for spice.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluto_W...
Pluto Water - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
He asked the Jesus app obviously.
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Yeah I've kinda had that feeling since they didn't burn Clinton when it would have been nice for them to do that just to get some files 'released' and try to take the pressure off.

He's gotta be in every goddamned nook and cranny they found.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
This is aside from all of us being very old of course, that's a given.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I enjoy that his commitment is to 'the Arkansas.'

Makes it sound like a ship. I'll let Arkansas fans decide how seaworthy she is.
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I...I read that and thought he was trying in some way to make fun of Wil's idea in some way I wasn't getting at first but of course no.

Good lord.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What the...what?
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Holy fuck I have struck by a vision.
November 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I'm complaining about it if it happens, but also spending at least 6 dollars on gravy.
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM