Greg Schueller
@gregschueller.bsky.social
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man.
He/him
He/him
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FUCKING AROUND
May 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
FUCKING AROUND
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Thread: 1993-94 Cola-Cola Monsters of the Gridiron cards
Cortez Kennedy
Cortez Kennedy
December 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Thread: 1993-94 Cola-Cola Monsters of the Gridiron cards
Cortez Kennedy
Cortez Kennedy
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you know, the we rate dogs guy coulda just pivoted to slop profiteering like so many other meme accounts and the fact that instead he's focused his social clout on helping animal shelters is really great
We were able to help a puppy who had her ears intentionally removed and survived parvo ❤️🩹
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
you know, the we rate dogs guy coulda just pivoted to slop profiteering like so many other meme accounts and the fact that instead he's focused his social clout on helping animal shelters is really great
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Our archivist found this real, paid-for, pretty rad Mr. Beef ad in the April 2004 edition of The Onion.
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Our archivist found this real, paid-for, pretty rad Mr. Beef ad in the April 2004 edition of The Onion.
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*kicks down the door like Big Bird in that one gif*
VISIT YOUR LIBRARY
WE'VE GOT DVDS
WE'VE GOT CDS
WE'VE GOT BOOKS ON CD
WE'VE GOT THAT TONIES THING FOR YOUR KID
YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AT WORK
VISIT YOUR LIBRARY
WE'VE GOT DVDS
WE'VE GOT CDS
WE'VE GOT BOOKS ON CD
WE'VE GOT THAT TONIES THING FOR YOUR KID
YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AT WORK
“As prices for streaming subscriptions continue to soar and finding movies to watch, new and old, is becoming harder as the number of streaming services continues to grow, people are turning to the unexpected last stronghold of physical media: the public library.”
The Last Video Rental Store Is Your Public Library
Audio-visual librarians are quietly amassing large physical media collections amid the IP disputes threatening select availability.
www.404media.co
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
*kicks down the door like Big Bird in that one gif*
VISIT YOUR LIBRARY
WE'VE GOT DVDS
WE'VE GOT CDS
WE'VE GOT BOOKS ON CD
WE'VE GOT THAT TONIES THING FOR YOUR KID
YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AT WORK
VISIT YOUR LIBRARY
WE'VE GOT DVDS
WE'VE GOT CDS
WE'VE GOT BOOKS ON CD
WE'VE GOT THAT TONIES THING FOR YOUR KID
YOUR TAXPAYER DOLLARS AT WORK
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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always read @volts.wtf
www.volts.wtf/p/happy-5th-...
"There is so much good work going on that gets so little attention in our stupid, stupid attention economy."
www.volts.wtf/p/happy-5th-...
"There is so much good work going on that gets so little attention in our stupid, stupid attention economy."
Happy 5th birthday to Volts!
A note to readers and listeners.
www.volts.wtf
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
always read @volts.wtf
www.volts.wtf/p/happy-5th-...
"There is so much good work going on that gets so little attention in our stupid, stupid attention economy."
www.volts.wtf/p/happy-5th-...
"There is so much good work going on that gets so little attention in our stupid, stupid attention economy."
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![april on tumblr: [package emoji] "Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreib5atcyx4hf3xkernd7iob5gky77tm6lfelpxgsau3fzuimx7xgoy@jpeg)
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Got a new display cabinet for these bad boys. Would love to see how other people display their cats.
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Got a new display cabinet for these bad boys. Would love to see how other people display their cats.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Just bringing this back up, because the man made so many iconic songs it's kinda staggering. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Just bringing this back up, because the man made so many iconic songs it's kinda staggering. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
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this is a tough one to take
Steve Cropper was a giant whose like will never be seen again
Steve Cropper was a giant whose like will never be seen again
Steve Cropper, Legendary Guitarist for Booker T. & the MG’s, Otis Redding and the Blues Brothers, Dies at 84
Steve Cropper, guitarist for Booker T. & the MG's, Otis Redding, the Blues Brothers and many more, has died. He was 84.
variety.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
this is a tough one to take
Steve Cropper was a giant whose like will never be seen again
Steve Cropper was a giant whose like will never be seen again
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Weird, my Spotify Unwrapped forgot to show me how much of my subscription money went to the artists I listened to. Ah well! Perhaps next year.
November 30, 2023 at 10:46 AM
Weird, my Spotify Unwrapped forgot to show me how much of my subscription money went to the artists I listened to. Ah well! Perhaps next year.
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I switched to this and @bookshop.org for every book, ebook, and audiobook purchase where they have what I want - which is 99% of them -- and the apps are great, and I get to support a local bookstore. It's all win here, folks.
If you happen to be looking for an alternative audiobook listening platform, there are many out there, including us at Libro.fm 👋
We aim to build community in many ways, including by supporting independent bookshops with every purchase you make—versus tearing communities apart.
We aim to build community in many ways, including by supporting independent bookshops with every purchase you make—versus tearing communities apart.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I switched to this and @bookshop.org for every book, ebook, and audiobook purchase where they have what I want - which is 99% of them -- and the apps are great, and I get to support a local bookstore. It's all win here, folks.
When my wife gets like this I just let her roll, all other plans are canceled, we're going to see how far this'll take us.
Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When my wife gets like this I just let her roll, all other plans are canceled, we're going to see how far this'll take us.
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Apparently the White House is freaking out as people are posting this photo of beloved character actor Richard Kind to all platforms just doing my part feel free to do yours.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Apparently the White House is freaking out as people are posting this photo of beloved character actor Richard Kind to all platforms just doing my part feel free to do yours.
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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Welcome back, old friend.
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Welcome back, old friend.
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…
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This will improve your day immeasurably.
And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This will improve your day immeasurably.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"