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Greg Baldino
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Writes about prose-y books and picture-y books. Might actually be one of those Arcimboldo things where it's just a pile of fresh produce arranged like a face.
Stop CEOs
Stop interviewing CEOs
Stop interviewing CEOs about AI.
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Some friends last weekend kinda landed on a working theory that Important Art Museums are some of the last places random Americans will be exposed to surprise in art that might make them feel something--even if the feeling is distaste--because you go as a Tourist Destination and can't pick the art.
The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I was just wondering about Tony. Wondering where he is, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I told my friend to play the Mekons' "Last Night on Earth" at my funeral because I used to sing it walking back from the bar full of spirits and spirit. I also used to sing the Mekons' "This Funeral is for the Wrong Corpse" walking back from the bar, but I don't want to cause confusion.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
HA HA HAAAA
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.

The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).

www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm unwavering in my belief that Newhart is part of the world of Twin Peaks.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Exterminate all rational thought, Charlie Brown
"We must love one another or die, Charlie Brown"
"It's a low, dishonest decade, Charlie Brown."
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Please do not do what my stepfather did one year and run through a mental rolodex of alcoholic options after I said water was fine and that all I wanted was water.
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
So you think they'll just reboot and say nothing or are we gonna see Natasha Lyonne regenerate into Peter Dinklage?
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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at Lansing Facts, it’s always been – and always will be – about serving up dumb jokes, lukewarm takes, and the kind of Midwestern hospitality that feels like passive aggression
August 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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The worst thing about Tuesday is that now every vaguely progressive coded local candidate is going to be called (Insert City)'s Mamdani and I'm already over it in advance
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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hello i think you should follow me because i post little paper creatures ok ty
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'm working on it!
WRYTE
WEIRDE
BOOKES
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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If you don't pay a proper salary for public office, the only people you get occupying public office are the already rich who are there to ensure they stay that way and you never get there
people hate hearing this but it's 100% true, creating a huge pay gap between political leaders, their staffs, and other elites is a recipe for corruption. of course the flip side of that is taxes on the rich should be jacked way the hell up
The Mayor of New York only makes $260k. I bet there are police that make more than that in NY with overtime.

We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
This may surprise sooner please but my favorite comic book villains? Big single-minded monsters of hate.
Surtur
Solaris the Tyrant Sun
SHUMA GOROTH
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It must burn trump that for all his bragging about speculatively getting away with shooting someone Cheney actually did it
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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My online business ethics students are cooking. One of them said of ethics in business "the real question is not whether business ethics "makes sense," but whose sense of ethics is being protected or ignored."

Followers, I had to stop and sit with that for a moment. Whose ethics INDEED.
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Please buy Moonflower by Bitter Karella to support this amazing artist who I someone think makes incredibly niche literary humor just for me.
Hailey Piper: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the game in yellow
Piper: what if there was a book that, if you read it, it made you go insane but also it made you super horny
Piper: would you take that chance?
Barker: i don't know why you're even asking lol
October 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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The regime assumes all the people on benefits are Black
I really don’t get the play here honestly. Just throwing SNAP to the wolves for no reason at the same time the ACA premiums skyrocket?
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM