Greg Baldino
@gregbaldino.bsky.social
Writes about prose-y books and picture-y books. Might actually be one of those Arcimboldo things where it's just a pile of fresh produce arranged like a face.
I tried an excellent NA sparkling rosé with Italian food and it paired extremely well! Still weird not feeling the alcohol tho
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I tried an excellent NA sparkling rosé with Italian food and it paired extremely well! Still weird not feeling the alcohol tho
To steal a joke from MST3K, the machine doesn't see the beauty of God's creation the way that you or I do; the machine sees the beauty of God's creation as a series of ones and zeros
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
To steal a joke from MST3K, the machine doesn't see the beauty of God's creation the way that you or I do; the machine sees the beauty of God's creation as a series of ones and zeros
How's the NA Guinness? My corner pub has it
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How's the NA Guinness? My corner pub has it
I know someone who was so morally offended by the New 52 she moved to France
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I know someone who was so morally offended by the New 52 she moved to France
There is a literal plum in the minifridge at work and I don't think people understand how hard it is to not eat it for the allusion
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
There is a literal plum in the minifridge at work and I don't think people understand how hard it is to not eat it for the allusion
Tell me you're my son without telling me you're my son
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Tell me you're my son without telling me you're my son
When ever I have a valid excuse out of a sticky situation I always deliver Five's line read: "So sorry. Must dash."
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
When ever I have a valid excuse out of a sticky situation I always deliver Five's line read: "So sorry. Must dash."
"No! Not the mind PROBE!"
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"No! Not the mind PROBE!"
That's interesting, I always imagine the general recap voice in anything as Cyclops from the animated X-Men.
"Previously... On X-Men"
"Previously... On X-Men"
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
That's interesting, I always imagine the general recap voice in anything as Cyclops from the animated X-Men.
"Previously... On X-Men"
"Previously... On X-Men"
Sunset Blvd.
a movie poster for sunset boulevard shows a man and woman
ALT: a movie poster for sunset boulevard shows a man and woman
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sunset Blvd.
She literally has a Bandcamp.
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
She literally has a Bandcamp.
Well what do you know, Henry David Thoreau?
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Well what do you know, Henry David Thoreau?
It's old, but it explains the weird positioning
November 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It's old, but it explains the weird positioning
Okay, I found a source and I'm caught up now. Yeesh, yeah that's...
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Okay, I found a source and I'm caught up now. Yeesh, yeah that's...
Bread and Puppet did what?
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Bread and Puppet did what?
If only Guy de Maupassant had written a short story addressing this very irrarionality
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If only Guy de Maupassant had written a short story addressing this very irrarionality