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138 years of parking lot jokes
the only thing getting plowed tonight is your mom
and major streets
and major streets
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
the only thing getting plowed tonight is your mom
and major streets
and major streets
salting bridges and overpasses is a low key slutty way to put it
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
salting bridges and overpasses is a low key slutty way to put it
BLACK FRIDAY - 2025
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
BLACK FRIDAY - 2025
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
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reporting from the Southside office!
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
reporting from the Southside office!
what are y’all making today? we’re making sweet potato casserole over here at the Groesbeck Office
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
what are y’all making today? we’re making sweet potato casserole over here at the Groesbeck Office
But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made: in the land of Frandor, in the fires of Blaze Pizza, the dark lord forged, in secret a special orb
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made: in the land of Frandor, in the fires of Blaze Pizza, the dark lord forged, in secret a special orb
every rule is written in blood
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
every rule is written in blood
who up pondering their orbs
Hey @lansingmifacts.com we busted out the moderately sized green orbs for our Holiday Sale next week.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
who up pondering their orbs
getting ready to go to Horrocks the day before Thanksgiving:
a person is holding a watch on their arm .
ALT: a person is holding a watch on their arm .
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November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
getting ready to go to Horrocks the day before Thanksgiving:
it's windy as hell in Lansing Michigan USA
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
it's windy as hell in Lansing Michigan USA
your boys are hanging out at Stober’s, stop in and say hi!
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
your boys are hanging out at Stober’s, stop in and say hi!
want your very own Frandor Claus print? 🎅
Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
want your very own Frandor Claus print? 🎅
Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
gonna start a local Christmas music band called REO Steamroller
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
gonna start a local Christmas music band called REO Steamroller
pretty sure the current team is made up of items laying around your store
Haha yes! Also you could probably make your own Land Grant Trophy with items laying around our store.
The Sickos Committee Game of the Week Rankings - GOTW
A BOWL ELIGIBILITY ELIMINATION BOWL.
THE WINNER GETS THE MOST EPIC RIVALRY TROPHY ADORNED WITH THE BEST KNICKKNACKS FROM YOUR GRANMOTHER’S HOUSE!
THE LAND GRANT TROPHY!! 🏆
OUR GAME OF THE WEEK!!
PENN STATE 🆚 MICHIGAN STATE!!
A BOWL ELIGIBILITY ELIMINATION BOWL.
THE WINNER GETS THE MOST EPIC RIVALRY TROPHY ADORNED WITH THE BEST KNICKKNACKS FROM YOUR GRANMOTHER’S HOUSE!
THE LAND GRANT TROPHY!! 🏆
OUR GAME OF THE WEEK!!
PENN STATE 🆚 MICHIGAN STATE!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
pretty sure the current team is made up of items laying around your store
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Haha yes! Also you could probably make your own Land Grant Trophy with items laying around our store.
The Sickos Committee Game of the Week Rankings - GOTW
A BOWL ELIGIBILITY ELIMINATION BOWL.
THE WINNER GETS THE MOST EPIC RIVALRY TROPHY ADORNED WITH THE BEST KNICKKNACKS FROM YOUR GRANMOTHER’S HOUSE!
THE LAND GRANT TROPHY!! 🏆
OUR GAME OF THE WEEK!!
PENN STATE 🆚 MICHIGAN STATE!!
A BOWL ELIGIBILITY ELIMINATION BOWL.
THE WINNER GETS THE MOST EPIC RIVALRY TROPHY ADORNED WITH THE BEST KNICKKNACKS FROM YOUR GRANMOTHER’S HOUSE!
THE LAND GRANT TROPHY!! 🏆
OUR GAME OF THE WEEK!!
PENN STATE 🆚 MICHIGAN STATE!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Haha yes! Also you could probably make your own Land Grant Trophy with items laying around our store.
Silver Bells 2025:
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Silver Bells 2025:
who said romance is dead?
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
who said romance is dead?
when you play a game of thrones, you win or you go to Frandor and cry about it
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
when you play a game of thrones, you win or you go to Frandor and cry about it
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we are living in an age of unprecedented tyranny
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
we are living in an age of unprecedented tyranny
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Introducing Lansing's newest cryptid: Walmart Mothman
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Introducing Lansing's newest cryptid: Walmart Mothman
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
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sorry for #liminalspace posting on main but hey @lansingmifacts.com when are you hosting a dance at the Saginaw/Cedar QD Party Playplace?
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
sorry for #liminalspace posting on main but hey @lansingmifacts.com when are you hosting a dance at the Saginaw/Cedar QD Party Playplace?
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infrastructure is stored in the balls
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
infrastructure is stored in the balls
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts