Chris Hewitt
@chewey.bsky.social
Lanstronaut, Spartan, & semi-professional canoe racer
Hundreds of hours playing as Dumbarton on Football Manager have prepared me for this moment.
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hundreds of hours playing as Dumbarton on Football Manager have prepared me for this moment.
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BLACK FRIDAY - 2025
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
Big box stores are masters of Lansing, only the Lanstronaut fleet stands before them, parking lots are now battlefields,
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Who ever thought to make the Bluey episode ‘Cricket’ into a fun kids book for parents to read is a bastard.
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Who ever thought to make the Bluey episode ‘Cricket’ into a fun kids book for parents to read is a bastard.
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You know it's a bad call when even the announcers are like "wow that call absolutely sucks ass"
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
You know it's a bad call when even the announcers are like "wow that call absolutely sucks ass"
Red wings vs Rangers jersey matchup is 🔥
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Red wings vs Rangers jersey matchup is 🔥
Red Wings better skate until they puke tomorrow. For fucks sake.
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Red Wings better skate until they puke tomorrow. For fucks sake.
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Imagine 2 teams conspiring to have an illegal disguised coach sneak onto the sideline of a game against a third team in order to video record their signs with literal spy glasses, and the third team has to forfeit the game for cheating.
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Imagine 2 teams conspiring to have an illegal disguised coach sneak onto the sideline of a game against a third team in order to video record their signs with literal spy glasses, and the third team has to forfeit the game for cheating.
Dan Campbell with the glasses on the sidelines
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Dan Campbell with the glasses on the sidelines
How it feels to sit back and watch your team get the sweep.
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
How it feels to sit back and watch your team get the sweep.
Hey @lansingmifacts.com, just saw the Big Red Balls heading downtown. 🔴❄️
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Hey @lansingmifacts.com, just saw the Big Red Balls heading downtown. 🔴❄️
I was wrong. Yes it can.
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I was wrong. Yes it can.
The dog brought me a deer pelvis about 45 seconds after the photo was taken 😑
November 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The dog brought me a deer pelvis about 45 seconds after the photo was taken 😑
MSU football can’t hurt me out here.
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
MSU football can’t hurt me out here.
Of course you think this is all a big video game, you’re twelve!
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Of course you think this is all a big video game, you’re twelve!
Hey MSU, can we like not be an embarrassment for once?
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hey MSU, can we like not be an embarrassment for once?
It’s calling to me like the Green Goblin mask
October 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It’s calling to me like the Green Goblin mask
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Oh yeah, I’m sure if Pres. Obama or Pres. Biden had torn down the entire East Wing of the White House for any reason, Republicans and conservatives would be very chill about it.
Sure, bud. Whatever helps you work through your cognitive dissonance.
Sure, bud. Whatever helps you work through your cognitive dissonance.
October 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh yeah, I’m sure if Pres. Obama or Pres. Biden had torn down the entire East Wing of the White House for any reason, Republicans and conservatives would be very chill about it.
Sure, bud. Whatever helps you work through your cognitive dissonance.
Sure, bud. Whatever helps you work through your cognitive dissonance.
I was lucky enough to be there and it’s true. Michigan fans were in such disbelief that they just sat down and didn’t say anything, it was eerie. Meanwhile I climbed several rows behind me to find the nearest MSU fan to hug.
Ten years ago Friday, seven magic words changed college football forever.
“𝙒𝙝𝙤𝙖, 𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙣𝙖𝙥!”
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“𝙒𝙝𝙤𝙖, 𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙣𝙖𝙥!”
http://dlvr.it/TNjvR6
October 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I was lucky enough to be there and it’s true. Michigan fans were in such disbelief that they just sat down and didn’t say anything, it was eerie. Meanwhile I climbed several rows behind me to find the nearest MSU fan to hug.
Ended the season with more goals than pulled muscles, which is all you can ask for at 35.
October 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ended the season with more goals than pulled muscles, which is all you can ask for at 35.
Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t play football
October 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ain’t no rule that says a dog can’t play football
Finally getting a chance to turn on the Red Wings tonight
a group of people are gathered in a living room with a fire coming out of the floor
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October 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Finally getting a chance to turn on the Red Wings tonight
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Tomorrow is Fall Fest! Come join us 12-4pm for free tours, upcycle crafts, pumpkin carving, meet our worms, make a fidget toy, take apart some tech, touch a truck & so much more! We will also be using this event as a collection point for Spartan Shelf.
October 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Tomorrow is Fall Fest! Come join us 12-4pm for free tours, upcycle crafts, pumpkin carving, meet our worms, make a fidget toy, take apart some tech, touch a truck & so much more! We will also be using this event as a collection point for Spartan Shelf.
