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138 years of parking lot jokes
what are y’all making today? we’re making sweet potato casserole over here at the Groesbeck Office
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
what are y’all making today? we’re making sweet potato casserole over here at the Groesbeck Office
every rule is written in blood
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
every rule is written in blood
your boys are hanging out at Stober’s, stop in and say hi!
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
your boys are hanging out at Stober’s, stop in and say hi!
want your very own Frandor Claus print? 🎅
Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
want your very own Frandor Claus print? 🎅
Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
Old Nation will be popping up at some of the spots featured on the label, along with a few other Lansing favorites, throughout the area over the next few weeks, collecting donations for the Greater Lansing Food Bank.
Silver Bells 2025:
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Silver Bells 2025:
who said romance is dead?
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
who said romance is dead?
when you play a game of thrones, you win or you go to Frandor and cry about it
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
when you play a game of thrones, you win or you go to Frandor and cry about it
Introducing Lansing's newest cryptid: Walmart Mothman
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Introducing Lansing's newest cryptid: Walmart Mothman
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
- coalesces from a swarm of moths
- could use a ride to Menards so they can hang out amongst the lamps
- did NOT steal your catalytic converter
- kinda a goth baddie, tbh
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
November 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
wishing a happy and prosperous Balls Day to all of our fellow Lanstronauts
the more we think about this sign the less we're sure what IT is
October 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
the more we think about this sign the less we're sure what IT is
looks like Potter Park Zoo has their Halloween costume sorted out
October 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
looks like Potter Park Zoo has their Halloween costume sorted out
everyone got so worried about the giraffe so now every time they take down a noteworthy sign for repairs they gotta put it in the paper "don't worry it'll come back"
October 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
everyone got so worried about the giraffe so now every time they take down a noteworthy sign for repairs they gotta put it in the paper "don't worry it'll come back"
what’s the opposite of “rolls off the tongue”?
October 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
what’s the opposite of “rolls off the tongue”?
autumnal equinox, you say?
September 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
autumnal equinox, you say?
more and more people are saying it
September 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
more and more people are saying it
No one talk to me until once had my morning drink* from QD!!!
*whiskey
*whiskey
September 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No one talk to me until once had my morning drink* from QD!!!
*whiskey
*whiskey
an 11pm Big Ten kickoff is like a casserole without cheese. unnatural. disrespectful. spitting in the face of our Midwestern ancestors
September 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
an 11pm Big Ten kickoff is like a casserole without cheese. unnatural. disrespectful. spitting in the face of our Midwestern ancestors
City of Lansing deciding which lanes of Saginaw/Oakland will be open today:
September 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
City of Lansing deciding which lanes of Saginaw/Oakland will be open today:
Dutch is a beautiful language
September 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Dutch is a beautiful language
Your timeline has been blessed with the PRODIGAL SON HYPE JEEP spotted at LOCAL GIRAFFE FORWARD GROCERY STORE
1 like = 1 positive honk
1 like = 1 positive honk
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Your timeline has been blessed with the PRODIGAL SON HYPE JEEP spotted at LOCAL GIRAFFE FORWARD GROCERY STORE
1 like = 1 positive honk
1 like = 1 positive honk
pour out a 2-liter Mountain Dew for local non-racist Papa John’s, a true eastside institution
September 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
pour out a 2-liter Mountain Dew for local non-racist Papa John’s, a true eastside institution
your timeline has been blessed with a G-Body Oldsmobile 442
repost for 1 (one) local hell yeah
repost for 1 (one) local hell yeah
September 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
your timeline has been blessed with a G-Body Oldsmobile 442
repost for 1 (one) local hell yeah
repost for 1 (one) local hell yeah
using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?
QD: come through
Me: I don’t know, I have a lot of yard work to do
QD: cider’s a-pourin’
Me:
Me: I don’t know, I have a lot of yard work to do
QD: cider’s a-pourin’
Me:
August 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
QD: come through
Me: I don’t know, I have a lot of yard work to do
QD: cider’s a-pourin’
Me:
Me: I don’t know, I have a lot of yard work to do
QD: cider’s a-pourin’
Me: