It would be added to his bathroom collection of classified documents.
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 AM
It would be added to his bathroom collection of classified documents.
The Democrats think the shutdown itself was the play, and that they can threaten longer shutdowns now. But that was just a byproduct of NOT CAPITULATING. If they just kept refusing to work with the other side, who had all the cards but no idea how to play, they could have got EVERYTHING they wanted.
In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The Democrats think the shutdown itself was the play, and that they can threaten longer shutdowns now. But that was just a byproduct of NOT CAPITULATING. If they just kept refusing to work with the other side, who had all the cards but no idea how to play, they could have got EVERYTHING they wanted.
it will be black teeth friday by then
Her: We've been out of toothpaste for three weeks now.
Me: Black Friday is almost here.
Me: Black Friday is almost here.
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
it will be black teeth friday by then
We have discovered the Supreme Court's limit: things that will personally affect them.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
We have discovered the Supreme Court's limit: things that will personally affect them.
You can only afford to binge drink if you have access to more capital and are really cool.
Turns out all those beer pong tournaments were just early leadership training.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You can only afford to binge drink if you have access to more capital and are really cool.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
counterpoint: he is going to stupidly admit to so many crimes
Like 90% of what regular people know about the history of pro wrestling is Vince’s bullshit story, can’t think of a less needed book
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
counterpoint: he is going to stupidly admit to so many crimes
this is much scarier
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
this is much scarier
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November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
is he the one walking and masturbating or
Local Teen Walks In On Family Masturbating https://theonion.com/local-teen-walks-in-on-family-masturbating-1819575823/
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
is he the one walking and masturbating or
*knife sliding through my head like butter*
"Excuse me, MISTER? Could you like, not?"
"Excuse me, MISTER? Could you like, not?"
You could survive so many horror movies by simply saying "no thank you"
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
*knife sliding through my head like butter*
"Excuse me, MISTER? Could you like, not?"
"Excuse me, MISTER? Could you like, not?"
This is making people think they should get into politics.
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This is making people think they should get into politics.
Why does it look like he edited himself into the picture.
incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Why does it look like he edited himself into the picture.
we're so close to the finish line
I would like nothing more than to never have to hear about stranger things ever again
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
we're so close to the finish line
reconstructed milk at my new experimental restaurant
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
reconstructed milk at my new experimental restaurant
*feel the plane starting to tilt down*
Pilot just came on to say it’s his last flight ever and he’s retiring. Come on man don’t say that to me. Don’t tell me that right now.
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
*feel the plane starting to tilt down*
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Stephen King, I think it's time for Maximum Overdrive 2.
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Stephen King, I think it's time for Maximum Overdrive 2.
is this winning the argument or losing the argument
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
is this winning the argument or losing the argument
I watch every part of One Piece, including the opening and closing and recap/flashbacks. I believe it is the way it was intended to be viewed.
And it fucking made me miserable.
And it fucking made me miserable.
I think this can be traced back to when I was 8 and had my Ultimate Uncut dvds for Dragon Ball Z and out of curiosity I swapped the language over to Japanese, saw the show open with Cha-La Head Cha-La for the first time, and realized DBZ was a tonally different show than I assumed it was
The sad fact is that I'm the type of bitch who finds watching the opening and ending to every episode of a show incredibly important and changing or removing it dramatically effects my enjoyment of a show, which means I am now finding ways to make sure I get the opening and endings with my episodes
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I watch every part of One Piece, including the opening and closing and recap/flashbacks. I believe it is the way it was intended to be viewed.
And it fucking made me miserable.
And it fucking made me miserable.
They're going to take the plane back for this, aren't they?
Um, do federal prosecutors *really* want to take the position that it's not okay to receive something of value from … Qatar?
I can think of 747 reasons why they shouldn't. 🤔
I can think of 747 reasons why they shouldn't. 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
They're going to take the plane back for this, aren't they?
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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Elizabeth Olsen believes she will die old and alone in a foggy English coastal town. Here are her options
Elizabeth Olsen believes she will die old and alone in a foggy English coastal town. Here are her options
While promoting new film Eternity, the actor outlined a specific end-of-life scenario that should be cold, wet and include one cheese shop
www.theguardian.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Elizabeth Olsen believes she will die old and alone in a foggy English coastal town. Here are her options
damn this just makes her seem cooler
"spread of cult of the Madonna" cmon Catholicism you have to own some responsibility here. An outsider visiting Italy would be forgiven for thinking Catholics worship Mary. They've been skirting round idolatry forever- there's a shrine to Mary on every street corner
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Mary was not co-redeemer, Vatican says amid spread of cult of the Madonna
Pope Leo approves decree saying co-redeemer title risks eclipsing exclusive role of Jesus in saving humanity
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November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
damn this just makes her seem cooler
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