i can fix her
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i can fix her
we've already reached the pinnacle of face communication with blue steel
a man is covered in black wax and standing in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is covered in black wax and standing in front of a crowd .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
we've already reached the pinnacle of face communication with blue steel
"Why is every video now filmed behind a convenience store counter while she eats pizza?"
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
"Why is every video now filmed behind a convenience store counter while she eats pizza?"
>movey
I want something stupid like that if we get another Naked Gun movie.
I want something stupid like that if we get another Naked Gun movie.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 AM
>movey
I want something stupid like that if we get another Naked Gun movie.
I want something stupid like that if we get another Naked Gun movie.
And the movie where he died literally had a new 007. Just say they go by the same name to honor the last one that got fucking nuked.
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 AM
And the movie where he died literally had a new 007. Just say they go by the same name to honor the last one that got fucking nuked.
what if we try to blow it up that can't possibly backfire
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
what if we try to blow it up that can't possibly backfire
yeah same
*sits on bluesky*
*sits on bluesky*
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 AM
yeah same
*sits on bluesky*
*sits on bluesky*
thats a feature not a bug
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
thats a feature not a bug
*mispellings
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
*mispellings
Oh no I steal the fuck out of if they won't let me play it properly and legally.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Oh no I steal the fuck out of if they won't let me play it properly and legally.
tremors is still just like dune
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
tremors is still just like dune
dune sandstorm
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
dune sandstorm
There is a rumored plot about unsold Lightyear toys, which may have sold much more poorly than Andy's enthusiasm would make you believe. And it would fit a lot better with the reality that the movie he loved was kind of mid.
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
There is a rumored plot about unsold Lightyear toys, which may have sold much more poorly than Andy's enthusiasm would make you believe. And it would fit a lot better with the reality that the movie he loved was kind of mid.
Modern toys is confirmed to be the plot, but I don't have confidence that the story will justify itself anymore.
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Modern toys is confirmed to be the plot, but I don't have confidence that the story will justify itself anymore.
when you shit yourself and are trying to waddle to the bathroom to clean up
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
when you shit yourself and are trying to waddle to the bathroom to clean up
I will admit there are strictly better ways to make what I make, but I'm lazy.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I will admit there are strictly better ways to make what I make, but I'm lazy.
Yeah, it can be *more* faithful.
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Yeah, it can be *more* faithful.
Back, with zero explanation.
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Back, with zero explanation.