ghost of john gode
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manager at ska walgreens
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
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One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input
cursed idea: Quora DMs
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
cursed idea: Quora DMs
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I used to collect tickets at a railway station. I also played in the darts team for the pub across the road. I'd often have to pause mid game to meet the train then come back to continue chucking arrows; best job I ever had.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I used to collect tickets at a railway station. I also played in the darts team for the pub across the road. I'd often have to pause mid game to meet the train then come back to continue chucking arrows; best job I ever had.
just learned what Ryan Lizza looks like and this dude is the spitting image of a boss I had like 8 years ago who spent most of his time at the office Getting Divorced instead of engineering
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
just learned what Ryan Lizza looks like and this dude is the spitting image of a boss I had like 8 years ago who spent most of his time at the office Getting Divorced instead of engineering
something very sinister about an all black toilet
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
something very sinister about an all black toilet
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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best thing about what's going on with grok rn is that you could mix all of it into average business brain guys' posts on LinkedIn and no one would be able to tell the difference
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
best thing about what's going on with grok rn is that you could mix all of it into average business brain guys' posts on LinkedIn and no one would be able to tell the difference
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guys with hair transplants should be the biggest, loudest, and most vocal trans allies. one struggle and all that
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
guys with hair transplants should be the biggest, loudest, and most vocal trans allies. one struggle and all that
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
www.vanityfair.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
the excerpts of this Nuzzi article re RFK remind me of when a history class in my high school had to produce reports on historical figures that embodied the idea of a "renaissance man" and this one airhead did hers about her boyfriend who used to skateboard and throw rocks at cars from an overpass
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
the excerpts of this Nuzzi article re RFK remind me of when a history class in my high school had to produce reports on historical figures that embodied the idea of a "renaissance man" and this one airhead did hers about her boyfriend who used to skateboard and throw rocks at cars from an overpass
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The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
they'd be fishing me out of the Hudson the next day if I shot this ad
November 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
they'd be fishing me out of the Hudson the next day if I shot this ad
OPERATION WAXED HUNK
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
OPERATION WAXED HUNK
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Feels like every month there’s a new right-wing politician, pundit, religious leader, or celebrity who gets revealed as a child sex predator but for whatever reason the media treats each one as some isolated incident despite the obvious pattern
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Feels like every month there’s a new right-wing politician, pundit, religious leader, or celebrity who gets revealed as a child sex predator but for whatever reason the media treats each one as some isolated incident despite the obvious pattern
train coffee is so good. I don't even care how bad it is; if I'm on the train it's good
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
train coffee is so good. I don't even care how bad it is; if I'm on the train it's good
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Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Job 3:14
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
God chuckled. "Oh, you mean the Chaos Emeralds?"
can't wait until all that stuff just stays the price that it is now
President Trump's executive order comes after voters in off-year elections this month cited economic concerns as their top issue, resulting in big wins for Democrats in races in Virginia and New Jersey. n.pr/4oKzD0j
Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee, tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices
President Trump's executive order comes after voters in off-year elections this month cited economic concerns as their top issue, resulting in big wins for Democrats in races in Virginia and New Jersey.
n.pr
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
can't wait until all that stuff just stays the price that it is now
I like to joke about being a "family abolitionist" but there are parts of that that I'm dead serious about
I want to ban marriage as an institution. Ceremonies should be allowed but there should be no benefits over other relationships and living styles for monogamous couples over everyone else
Ideally this would happen in socialism where private property isn’t a thing so that doesn’t matter either
Ideally this would happen in socialism where private property isn’t a thing so that doesn’t matter either
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I like to joke about being a "family abolitionist" but there are parts of that that I'm dead serious about
this could easily have been that Tyler Austin Harper dork - but no, Thomas Chatterton Williams retains the dunce belt
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
this could easily have been that Tyler Austin Harper dork - but no, Thomas Chatterton Williams retains the dunce belt
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Just thinking about how the Taliban took over Afghanistan because they hanged corrupt war lords from tank barrels.
You know, just thinking
You know, just thinking
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just thinking about how the Taliban took over Afghanistan because they hanged corrupt war lords from tank barrels.
You know, just thinking
You know, just thinking