Garlax, The Weasel King
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I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive. Just this guy, you know? He/Him
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nataliereed84.bsky.social
I’ll give it one more shot, what the hey.
nataliereed84.bsky.social
Any of y’all kind souls wanna treat a humble Canadian to some turkey?
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Please help with birthday and moving funds if able!
kraehenherz.bsky.social
We’re at 13% after the birthday week and I’m so greatful, I’ll pin this fundraiser for our move and would appreciate if you keep sharing it.

Help two queers find a new home, closer to friends and family! 🫶🏾✨🖤

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garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
I can see it- They bounce off each other really well!
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
I just randomly read pieces of this at my roommate sometimes. She’s surprisingly chill about this most of the time.
mikedrucker.bsky.social
I was obsessed with the new-ish translation of Beowulf by Maria Dahvana Headley because it actually captured the spirit and feel and fucking fun of the original poem better than a lot of stricter texts. It’s not trying to be the ultimate translation, just good as hell.
Beowulf: A New Translation
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garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Compuserve was pre-web internet! Like AOL was (that’s what we used).
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
It WOULD

He’s probably not THAT big, but he’s like six months old and the same size as my six year old cat. (Length and heightwise. Weight, he’s like… at most half hers)
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
I have taken to holding the alarmingly large kitten like a baby when I catch him eating Precious’s dinner. Then I whisper “baby jail” at him while I carry him in to time out in my roommate’s room.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Even just hearing it read out loud by someone that isn’t another bored kid helps a lot.

(Plus reading along with annotation.)
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Images being wonky for anyone else?
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
He really did set the image for the con man in our minds, huh. I see the outfit and Music Man songs start going in my head. (”Just think my friends how can any pool table/ ever hope to compete with a gold trombone?”)
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shaenon.bsky.social
It's pretty random which books stand the test of time. For every acknowledged classic, there are a at least half a dozen books that are just as good and no one remembers them except one grad student or crazy bookstore owner.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Sometimes I wish cats could speak human languages, because I really want to know what‘s going on.
A black and white cat sits up on the back of a blue armchair staring off to the right. The same black and white cat, position unchanged except that she’s looking directly at the camera.
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ironspike.bsky.social
Not very unhinged, but: Stop reading a book if you're bouncing off of it. Stop "powering through." You're just wasting your time. You don't get a gold star for finishing books you're not enjoying reading.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
(We went to different high schools, but somehow I suspect she didn’t learn that in history class.)
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Giving me savage flashback to the fundie I dated briefly in high school. She was extremely surprised and confused when I (taking Greek and Latin at the time) explained that Rome had been Christian for a while when it fell, and that “promiscuity“ was not related.
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Watching a video on this reporter who dated far right dudes for an article, and cracked up when she said in order to sus out how a guy REALLY feels politically, ask them one question:

"Why did the Roman Empire fall?"
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Definitely. It was the best of LucasArts’s work in that department- I liked a lot of these games, but that’s the best one by far.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
… I feel like there must be a better way to build that. One that doesn’t require being upside down even.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
Did they recreate the anti-force space orcs?

… why?
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
“That is not the R.E.M. way!” “… you’re right. Let’s recycle those shards and get out of here.”
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
tlecaque.bsky.social
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
She’s a SWERF and a lesbian separatist who isn’t a lesbian. That’s… sure a choice for a trans woman.

You don’t deserve any of this vitriol May. Not over sexuality or anything else.
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jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social
Morning~
Just starting my new monthly goal
I have a few potential job leads, and plenty of comms to work on.
So please help out of you can!
Anything is appreciated!!

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garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
As a kid I thought the sheep’s name *was* Shorn, which seemed like an odd (if appropriate) name.
adamcsharp.bsky.social
Boosting this as a PSA as it seems not everyone is aware of the Shaun /shorn pun in Shaun the Sheep
thejoegriffin.bsky.social
I keep forgetting that English people add a phoenetic 'r' where there's a vowel. That's why I didn't get that name 'Shaun the Sheep' was a pun for a good 10 years.
garlaxweaselking.bsky.social
I turned a duplicate of the manager of the royal beth into the city. I LIKE Furnace. She deserves to have one face again- and to get to enjoy her victory.

(Also I went through all that trouble with the Marvelous and learning about the manager’s desire. Might as well use it!)