Garlax, The Weasel King
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I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive.
Just this guy, you know?
He/Him
Just this guy, you know?
He/Him
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Happy Kissinger is still in Hell day to those who celebrate.
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Happy Kissinger is still in Hell day to those who celebrate.
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Neither is particularly likely compared to "this guy was cracked by trauma and then told he or some of his friends were going to be deported, and he broke"
What's more logical?
That the CIA directed one of its assets to perform the perfect false flag?
Or
That a jihadist played the long game by working with the CIA in Afghanistan to gain legal access to the country and then travel 3,000 miles to enact his plan of attacking National Guard soldiers?
That the CIA directed one of its assets to perform the perfect false flag?
Or
That a jihadist played the long game by working with the CIA in Afghanistan to gain legal access to the country and then travel 3,000 miles to enact his plan of attacking National Guard soldiers?
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Neither is particularly likely compared to "this guy was cracked by trauma and then told he or some of his friends were going to be deported, and he broke"
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Cat gremlin people discussing their cats:
I love my little murder muffin, a jury of peers would never convict this deadly criminal and her floofy tail
I love my little murder muffin, a jury of peers would never convict this deadly criminal and her floofy tail
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Cat gremlin people discussing their cats:
I love my little murder muffin, a jury of peers would never convict this deadly criminal and her floofy tail
I love my little murder muffin, a jury of peers would never convict this deadly criminal and her floofy tail
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Welp this is definitely my yearly cold.
Not covid though! So there’s that.
Not covid though! So there’s that.
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Welp this is definitely my yearly cold.
Not covid though! So there’s that.
Not covid though! So there’s that.
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Sandal you are nowhere near 21 and you cannot have a cocktail, i am sorry
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Sandal you are nowhere near 21 and you cannot have a cocktail, i am sorry
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Please, can you donate or share to help me afford ongoing needs like shelter, food, phone, and transit? Any amount helps but If I had to set a short term fundraiser goal I’d want to aim for at least $600 so I have a breather from day to day panic 💕💸💸💕
I’m a disabled homeless trans woman living in a motel in the short term. If anyone can help me out with funds to extend my stay and cover necessities, I would be immensely grateful. My links are in my bio. 💕💸💸💕
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Please, can you donate or share to help me afford ongoing needs like shelter, food, phone, and transit? Any amount helps but If I had to set a short term fundraiser goal I’d want to aim for at least $600 so I have a breather from day to day panic 💕💸💸💕
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In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders:
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders:
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Fuck this (realpage settlement, not s.e. smith’s correct opinion).
And look: RealPage is essentially the Voltron of landlords. It’s software that allows them to get together and form UberParasite so that every landlord in your city can extract every dollar possible.
And look: RealPage is essentially the Voltron of landlords. It’s software that allows them to get together and form UberParasite so that every landlord in your city can extract every dollar possible.
The landlord class is fundamentally parasitic. The very idea of owning land is ludicrous let alone treating is as a purely extractive source of 'passive income' rooted in the exploitation of people who just need a fucking place to live.
The Wrist-Slappers Strike Again - The American Prospect
A settlement with algorithmic collusion facilitator RealPage allows it to keep allegedly ill-gotten profits and continue innovating to raise rents.
prospect.org
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Fuck this (realpage settlement, not s.e. smith’s correct opinion).
And look: RealPage is essentially the Voltron of landlords. It’s software that allows them to get together and form UberParasite so that every landlord in your city can extract every dollar possible.
And look: RealPage is essentially the Voltron of landlords. It’s software that allows them to get together and form UberParasite so that every landlord in your city can extract every dollar possible.
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Donate to the little potate.
I’m a disabled homeless trans woman living in a motel in the short term. If anyone can help me out with funds to extend my stay and cover necessities, I would be immensely grateful. My links are in my bio. 💕💸💸💕
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Donate to the little potate.
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Aw, my friends and I trying to play Magic at age 10 were like this. (For some reason instants confused us immensely.)
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Aw, my friends and I trying to play Magic at age 10 were like this. (For some reason instants confused us immensely.)
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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also the thing I've seen virtually nobody grapple with re: waste of money is that nickels are minted at even a larger loss relative to denomination, and this move means we need a whole lot more nickels now too.
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
also the thing I've seen virtually nobody grapple with re: waste of money is that nickels are minted at even a larger loss relative to denomination, and this move means we need a whole lot more nickels now too.
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I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
When folks my age say this, I always wonder how hard they hit themselves in the head. We had Captain Planet! (My parents STILL have my Captain Planet beach towel)
And people will really go “we didn’t have woke messages in children’s shows when ~I was a kid”
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
When folks my age say this, I always wonder how hard they hit themselves in the head. We had Captain Planet! (My parents STILL have my Captain Planet beach towel)
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The Houses of Parliament fought against video cameras bitterly, but lost, and the public waited with bated breath for witness the grand clockwork of government in motion.
They got the Drones Club straight out of Wodehouse, bread roll battles and titty jokes.
They got the Drones Club straight out of Wodehouse, bread roll battles and titty jokes.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Houses of Parliament fought against video cameras bitterly, but lost, and the public waited with bated breath for witness the grand clockwork of government in motion.
They got the Drones Club straight out of Wodehouse, bread roll battles and titty jokes.
They got the Drones Club straight out of Wodehouse, bread roll battles and titty jokes.
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EXCEPTIONAL NEWS!!!
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November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
EXCEPTIONAL NEWS!!!
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Vampire: the Masquerade game but you don't play vampires, you play fucked up lil goblins doing your own masquerade but without any of the money or power or competence.
Mostly it's pretending you are a weird looking dog and stealing from dumpsters.
Mostly it's pretending you are a weird looking dog and stealing from dumpsters.
November 11, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Vampire: the Masquerade game but you don't play vampires, you play fucked up lil goblins doing your own masquerade but without any of the money or power or competence.
Mostly it's pretending you are a weird looking dog and stealing from dumpsters.
Mostly it's pretending you are a weird looking dog and stealing from dumpsters.
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“In 2029 we will rebuild the White House and pay for it by seizing assets from Trump, his family, and all of his companies and organizations. We publicize the name of every contractor involved with this project and permanently ban them as corporate entities and individuals from public contracts.”
Trump fighting with his architect about wanting to build a ballroom bigger than the actual White House feels very on brand
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November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“In 2029 we will rebuild the White House and pay for it by seizing assets from Trump, his family, and all of his companies and organizations. We publicize the name of every contractor involved with this project and permanently ban them as corporate entities and individuals from public contracts.”
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Oh wow, the Slut Gnomes post had a follow-up. RIP @lowbeetle's account, taken from us too soon
Love the companion joke too. Can hear them exactly in Trebek’s cadence
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oh wow, the Slut Gnomes post had a follow-up. RIP @lowbeetle's account, taken from us too soon
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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An interesting article illustrating why we go to the effort to make extra narrowband lasers
…AND a cautionary tale about using LLMs to write alt text!
…AND a cautionary tale about using LLMs to write alt text!
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
An interesting article illustrating why we go to the effort to make extra narrowband lasers
…AND a cautionary tale about using LLMs to write alt text!
…AND a cautionary tale about using LLMs to write alt text!
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Any time an article quotes Stephen Miller they should include a parenthetical about how his mommy and daddy bought him a $450,000 DC condo so he could wind up Jeff Sessions' Chief Racism Officer
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Any time an article quotes Stephen Miller they should include a parenthetical about how his mommy and daddy bought him a $450,000 DC condo so he could wind up Jeff Sessions' Chief Racism Officer