Garlax, The Weasel King
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Garlax, The Weasel King
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I’m PROBABLY not the most boring person alive.
Just this guy, you know?

He/Him
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November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I love it when cats are Like That.

A friend had a cat who demanded a bit of banana every time she had a banana. Just a bit! Mushed up just so. If Patches (the cat) wasn’t given her little tribute she’d sulk for hours.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Yep. My German and Irish ancestors never had half the trouble as the Jewish ancestors had- and what Natives and Black folk suffered was worse by orders of magnitude.
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Yeah, I grew up in eastern MA to a sort of vaguely Christian family. I had to ask what religion we were when I was six and found out some friends were Jewish and some were various sorts of Christian! My mom’s answer was “well, we celebrate Christmas, so… Christian. Sort of.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
*buying meaning getting them as gifts mostly
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’m deeply amused at how I- at 8- read all seven… and my family not being religious, I completely missed all the metaphor. In Last Battle I think I sort of understood that something was weird?

(I read an annotated version a few years later and it blew my little mind)
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
That’s a touch more optimistic than I would be? I think he’s just flattening every “they don’t like a group” into racism.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Portal was a godsend for 10 year old me. I kept buying* stuff from other sets- I think I remember some mirage in there? But Portal (and Portal Second Age) was the one we really used.

(And then the pokemon ccg hit hard, and I had a shoebox full of cards for the game no one else was playing any more)
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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also the thing I've seen virtually nobody grapple with re: waste of money is that nickels are minted at even a larger loss relative to denomination, and this move means we need a whole lot more nickels now too.
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It’s a Steve Martin bit! (But also I think as part of the “white pharaohs“ thing all the pharaohs have gotten that treatment.)
King Tut - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Makes me think of the old King Tut SNL skit. Don’t think it’s from that? But it reminds me of it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM