Garak's Apprentice
garaksapprentice.bsky.social
Garak's Apprentice
@garaksapprentice.bsky.social
Textile artist, writer, permaculturalist, medieval re-enactor, nerd. I write about fashion history and textile crafts at the intersections of permaculture, sustainability, equitable tech, & neurodivergence. They/them.
The youngest is introducing their dad to the Minecraft Movie. Said father is about to have the most pedantic time of their lives thrust upon them, commentary wise. The shouts of "it's nothing like the game! Those are supposed to be RARE!" have already begun.
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 AM
"Noah Jones argued the government's policy was "lazy". "We are the true digital natives and we want to remain educated, robust, and savvy in our digital world... They should protect kids with safeguards, not silence.""

Kid's right on the money and I hope they win.
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Real glad I pulled up Mythbusters for the kids last night. Adam and Jamie will have it sorted out by tea time, and there will be shenanigans along the way.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Hello, David of My Lottery Dream Home... shall we go get some matching tattoos?
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

...Hang on, am I getting rescued by Geo. Washington and his army? Or by, like, Ken Burns and a couple historians?
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
That sound you hear is approximately a third of autistics getting ready to eviscerate someone for blasphemy.
one piece of advice for everyone: potato puree is bullshit. food should resemble and taste of itself. you’re not a baby, you don’t need baby food, this is not a three michelin star restaurant
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This comment chain is the best summation of Australia's social media ban ever. I may have to print it and frame it and keep a big "I TOLD YOU SO" stick next to it, so I can tap the sign whenever someone who supports it gets mad that the leopards ate their face, too.
What you are mistaking for a criticism of Australia's ridiculous, censorial, hastily-passed, nonsensical, expropriative, illiberal, bullshit law is, in fact, contempt for their complete inability to draft legislation that addresses the pretext they're using to control speech in such a way --
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm really annoyed by how much I'm unable to disagree with this assessment.
Ahh, but token efforts is what the current .au government are all about. They accidentally failed to lose an election because the other side lost it much, much harder, and now they just want to go back to the comfy Opposition side of the room and never have to be responsible for anything ever again.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
We've lived +/- 12km from the beach for 15-ish years. We've averaged 0.6 beach trips per year. Because it's 12 min via car (which we didn't have until very recently) vs 90+ min via public transport.

I will be incandescent with rage about this and similar trip calculus until the end of time.
I could hypothetically take transit to an appointment in South Denver.

It would take me more than 2 hours one way, and I can drive in half an hour.

That’s the calculus.
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
Every game designer parent I know bans Roblox for their kids
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Can confirm. A lot of the time they were the ones managing the mountain of behind the scenes stuff that let faces of queer rights movements do the fronting for campaigns. History being what it is, their parts aren't always known even a few years after major victories were won.
Hanging out with queer women old enough to be your mother or perhaps grandmother will always be very insightful. Take care of your elders and get them a gin and tonic or pint of weird ipa, you will get a lore drop abt your local queer comm 20-40yrs ago and it will be fab.
November 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Locko, obviously. Shirley if you're taking the piss.
If Sherlock Holmes was Australian, would everyone call him 'Shirl' or 'Locky'? Or maybe 'Holmsey'?
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Halfway through The Starving Saints and I will definitely be joining the hordes of people yelling about how good it is if it manages to stick the landing.

(Please for the love of God check the content notes before you read, it's not kidding about the body horror/cannabilism. But, like, it's GOOD.)
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Breaks and stretching are important, says I, a cat-less crafter currently dealing with a wicked case of self-inflicted RSI.
✝️ YarnSermon 001: The Parable of the Cat
October 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
#science people, I would also like to know the answer to this. Any laser experts out there?
Search engines are leading me nowhere with this, so I'm just going to ask to anyone out there who knows their science. Can retroreflective clothing or clothing with glass nanosphere deflect lasers?

(Not the cutting kind, the motion detecting harmless kind).
October 16, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Clearly the answers here are all "yes".
My students may not have been psychologically prepared to play the "Medieval Japanese Remedy or Modern (Influencer) Remedy?" game, but they did enjoy it. 😂
October 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
This right here is probably at least 85% of why that useless age-verification social media law got passed. The other 15% being to protect Murdoch's empire.
Mandatory age verification to "protect children" is not to protect children. It is to deanonymize every adult speaker and consumer of speech online so the government can retaliate against speakers and speech they don't approve of. For instance: apnews.com/article/trum...
US revokes visas for 6 foreigners over Charlie Kirk-related speech
The Trump administration has revoked the visas of six foreigners deemed by U.S. officials to have made derisive comments or made light of the assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk last m...
apnews.com
October 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I am now "actively looking forward to seeing the physio" years old, and if it wasn't for how much better I know my arm will feel tomorrow, I would be annoyed by that.

Please treat this as your irregular reminder to stretch, change positions often, and avoid RSI by any means necessary.
October 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
YouTube doesn't even moderate its own "for kids" side of the platform. If THEY are saying this ban isn't going to work as intended, then it's way worse than you probably think.
October 13, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Accurate. Coincidentally, I'm quite annoyed that Windows has finally reached my personal "this is intolerable garbage" threshold and I now have to find the Linux distro with the least amount of tweaking required to make Minecraft run with mods.
So the trick to being a Linux person is wanting a computer to satisfy the same niche in your life that other people fill with lovably neurotic pets.
October 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It's finally back to school term which means we can finally go to the playground again without being overrun by school children out on leave, AND we're finally lurgy free, so October is finally looking like a month worth having.

If we contract more lurgy this year I'm moving into a bubble.
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Really worth digging into the replies here, especially if you're fuzzy on the difference between machine learning and generative AI and how they're used (or not) to moderate large social media sites.
This is going around again and it is not true. Like every site on the internet, Bluesky uses machine learning to do a first-pass approximation of image classification to detect and label content. They have repeatedly confirmed outside services do not use Bluesky user data to train their models.
October 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Singing Hills Cycle books are all excellent and you should totally read the new one, because I have to wait a month to read it myself and you deserve good things in your life.
Hey. Hey.

On sale TOMORROW is my standalone novella A Mouthful of Dust, #6 in the Singing Hills Cycle!

us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

The story-collecting Cleric Chih and Almost Brilliant are headed to Baolin, a town known for its incredible pork and a famine that occurred eighteen years ago.
A Mouthful of Dust
Hunger makes monsters in this dark new tale in Nghi Vo's Hugo Award-winning Singing Hills Cycle."Nghi Vo is so good."―NPR on The Brides of High HillWanderi...
us.macmillan.com
October 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I don't remember who told me this, but the person who said that silk will happily take the cotton setting on the iron is the GOAT. Took me less than 30 min to iron an entire kimono (about 8m of 15" fabric, plus assorted collar pieces) and all it took was a bit of steam and a brisk press. #sewing
October 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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So some companies defrauded Centrepay users and now companies are sad that they can’t access Centrepay?
October 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
*fans self* Ooof. That is some peak tailoring skill right there. My own asymmetries are fairly mild and the clothes I like mean I don't have to fit around them a whole lot, but boy oh boy this kind of fitting is *hard* if you don't have the skills and experience for it.
Impressive example of what quality tailoring can do. A client came in with an asymmetrical pelvic tilt, a considerable spinal misalignment, a bent knee in one leg, and an overhanging tummy. But properly tailored trousers create a clean line. He now looks great.

IG dylanandson
October 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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"You're making Robin Williams from Bicentennial Man sad, you heartless BEAST"
Few things funnier than pretending that it’s somehow racist/classist/transphobic to be against AI as every tech company rushes to turn their models into mechahitler while dumping toxic waste into communities of color
October 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM