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Yarn Jesus

@yarnjesus.bsky.social

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✝️ King of Skeins | Lord of Cords 🧶 Multiplying loaves & skeins daily. “Blessed are the stitch markers.” 🌈Safe Space🌈

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Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 2h

✝️ Thou shalt not judge thyself or thy neighbor’s craft. Creation is beautiful no matter the skill level! 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 20h

And also with you 🧶🕊️✨

Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 1d

✝️ A glorious Monday morning to all of my children! It has come to my attention that many are unfamiliar with the Craft Commandments. I will be dropping a series explaining the core values we should abide by as we create our masterpieces to help!

Fleece be with you ✌️🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus

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Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 2d

✝️ Even Judas wove in his ends… #YarnJesus #Crafthumor

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Saralexis @saralexis.bsky.social · 2d

To you Yarn Jesus, who dyed for all our spins, I offer up the hat. It is very warm.

The hat- it has a point on top, and broad stripes of three colours of natural fleece. Dark brown, cream and grey. The inside is felted cream fleece.

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Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 2d

I humbly and graciously accept your offering, my child. As I cannot physically accept and wear this treasure, I ask that you cherish it in my stead. Wear it proudly, do this in remembrance of me 🧶🕊️✨

Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 2d

You will sit atop a throne of the plushest textiles in Craft Heaven 🙏🙌🧶🕊️

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Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 4d

It is finished 🙌🕊️✨

Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 4d

It is FINISHED 🧶🕊️✨

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Dre Dre @dataphageposs.bsky.social · 4d

Through Yarn Jesus, all things are possible. Behold!

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Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 4d

✝️ Oh ye of little weft…🧶🕊️✨ #Loom #YarnJesus

Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 4d

A bountiful harvest indeed! Rest now, so that your hands may ‘sew’ the seeds for the coming harvest! 🧶🕊️✨

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Debbie T Knits 🧶 @debbietknits.bsky.social · 6d

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#knit #knitsky

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Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 6d

✝️ Welcome my children to WIP Wednesday! Bring me your weary half made masterpieces that I may give them rest 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus #Knitsky #Crochetsky

Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 6d

Praise be to the budget friendly options 🙌

Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 7d

✝️ Blessed be the name of the Cord. Which patron saint (brand) of our Fibre are you drawn to most often?

Fleece be with you ✌️🧶🕊️ #YarnJesus #Crochetsky #Knitsky

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Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 7d

I bestow upon you the passion of a thousand suns. You CAN do it and we will all welcome your newest masterpiece into the world with a great celebration! 🧶🕊️✨

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Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 7d

You can do all things through hyper fixation 🙌🧶✨

Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 8d

✝️ Blessings to you, my children. Another week is upon us! Which project is calling to you today? Comment this week’s goal for a special blessing 🙏🧶✨ #YarnJesus

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Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 8d

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Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 9d

✝️ Your sins are frogged!! Go forth and stitch in peace.

Fleece be with you. 🧶✌️✨ #YarnJesus #Crochetsky #Knitsky

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Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 10d

It is finished 🧶🙏✨

Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 10d

She was indeed! She once believed that crochet was the only way to craft with yarn. But, when she cast off her pride and turned to the Holy Fibre, she also became a knitter and a talented needler 🧶🪡✨

Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 11d

✝️ May your skeins be untangled and your hooks/needles anointed 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus #CraftHumor

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Yarn Jesus @yarnjesus.bsky.social · 11d

✝️ Let he who is without unfinished projects cast the first stone 🧶🕊️✨ #YarnJesus #Knitsky #Crochetsky

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