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oh my god whatever dude
Is he actually good in this? I've been punting for a while because MBJ is one of the most uneven actors I've ever seen, but maybe it's time
has anyone yet posited that one of the many reasons mbj's double role is so airtight in "sinners" is because he's such a colossal weeb. i think he got this script, saw the red/blue motif with the passionate/stoic brother, and locked in like "i've seen enough shonen to know where this goes"
December 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
As a teacher, the absolute death spiral of rigor in American education in the last 10 years has been shocking, and it occasionally breaks containment. Basically we introduced several billion dollars worth of admins, scholars and consultants to the system whose mission was to enshittify our future
Dawg we are so cooked lol
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
First official "Dwigt" moment of the Epstein Files release
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It's immensely funny that he's so all over the files that they actually ALREADY had at least one "Dwigt" moment where they whiffed on redacting
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Probably the most inspiring thing I've ever seen - my LiveStrong moment - was when someone very close to who was a heavy marijuana smoker got offered a $100k job on the condition that he had to pass a drug test, and did the most comically strenuous detox I've ever seen and passed it a month later
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Explains a lot tbh
Ben Shapiro: "Your kid brings you a macaroni painting and they're like is it good or not, no this is terrible and you stuff it in the trash."
December 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It is kind of amazing that The News is taking TrumpRx seriously when "drug prices" ceased being an actual problem half a decade ago when GoodRx invented couponing. It's a good reminder that no one at most major outlets has had a personal experience with deprivation.
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
maybe we should tax billionaires a little more
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I am a responsible motorist but also cheap, so I have jumper cables in the back, but they're always the cheap kind where there's enough copper showing that you're really risking getting sent to God whenever you help a stranded motorist. You really gotta want it
I helped some young man in an Audi start his car with my car jumper, (heavy duty one I got for this reason) I am officially a Boomer Lord.
December 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm sorry is that Brace Belden
Jeffries on a Barstool podcast: "President Trump promised as candidate Trump -- 'no more foreign wars.' And he's doing the exact opposite."
December 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard
Leftists will advocate for and live around things that make them temporarily uncomfortable but which function to ease preventable human suffering.

A liberal will also advocate to ease suffering but only if they aren't made uncomfortable at any point in their lives.
December 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
No, you don't understand, everything is so perfect that the president needed to remind us how good it is
This is legitimately one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen on tv
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ew
Karl-Anthony Towns sat down and said “Damn, don’t it look good to see champion on a shirt?”

Say what you want about the NBA Cup, but 30 teams have a chance to win it and try to.

Only one did: The Knicks.

You can’t dismiss that.

Column:

www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
The Knicks are champions, and it’s OK to say it
The Knicks' NBA Cup championship might be a sign of more to come.
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
What the fuck is going on
alright what's everyone's predictions
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Always with the fucking insane asylums
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
just looking at a house on a main thoroughfare in a not-cute suburb with a good school that sold for $204,000 10 years ago. Now? $499,000. what are supposed to do?
not to sound like a broken record, but i'm sorry... a half a million dollars buys you a fucking cracker box in the in the suburbs now. i don't even know what you're supposed to do in this world. what's the point of even trying?
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
not to sound like a broken record, but i'm sorry... a half a million dollars buys you a fucking cracker box in the in the suburbs now. i don't even know what you're supposed to do in this world. what's the point of even trying?
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Bill Skårsgaard's Pennywise isn't particularly scary or funny and Bill Harder would have been a much better fit
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Honestly incredible Poster's Honor that this is still up. Bushido type shit
Why the fuck is everybody dropping off their kid at school personally like a little chauffeur? Put them on the fucking bus, you're not a fuckin driver. You're not a fucking slave.
December 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
is that good
BREAKING: US unemployment rate has hit 4.6%, the highest since September 2021.
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Honestly Google AI should just be called "Wrong Mode"
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
HBO needs to bring back current events movies. I need that like the desert needs the rain
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"creators" is the giveaway here.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM