gallandguile
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oh my god whatever dude
First official "Dwigt" moment of the Epstein Files release
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
First official "Dwigt" moment of the Epstein Files release
maybe we should tax billionaires a little more
December 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
maybe we should tax billionaires a little more
Honestly Google AI should just be called "Wrong Mode"
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Honestly Google AI should just be called "Wrong Mode"
Look, there are many load bearing Onion articles, and it's kind of hard for me because Our Dumb Century and Our Dumb World were the comedy Bible in my house through my high school years. But I have to say: just reading Smoove B: Love man headlines still rocks my shit
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Look, there are many load bearing Onion articles, and it's kind of hard for me because Our Dumb Century and Our Dumb World were the comedy Bible in my house through my high school years. But I have to say: just reading Smoove B: Love man headlines still rocks my shit
Wanna know a good way to begin to radicalize yourself? Go to Redfin and look at the sales history of what used to be an affordable, reasonable family home in a medium-good school district. What a world they left for us
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Wanna know a good way to begin to radicalize yourself? Go to Redfin and look at the sales history of what used to be an affordable, reasonable family home in a medium-good school district. What a world they left for us
honorable fucked me up real bad mention: belch sucked into tube
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
honorable fucked me up real bad mention: belch sucked into tube
i know it's not perfect, but the original it miniseries is so much better than the It Official Warner Brothers Franchise Universe, and not a single image from the whole two movies and a show has stayed with me as much as this tiny shot of pennywise manifesting as ben's dead dad in the swamp
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i know it's not perfect, but the original it miniseries is so much better than the It Official Warner Brothers Franchise Universe, and not a single image from the whole two movies and a show has stayed with me as much as this tiny shot of pennywise manifesting as ben's dead dad in the swamp
damn reuters at risk of a wobble? that's so crazy I HAVEN'T EATEN BEEF IN LIKE THREE MONTHS! SOFTWARE ENGINEERS IN SOUP LINES! THEY'RE REPOING PEOPLE'S T-SHIRTS! IT'S PANDEMONIUM!
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
damn reuters at risk of a wobble? that's so crazy I HAVEN'T EATEN BEEF IN LIKE THREE MONTHS! SOFTWARE ENGINEERS IN SOUP LINES! THEY'RE REPOING PEOPLE'S T-SHIRTS! IT'S PANDEMONIUM!
Carson Wentz and Wes Phillips
October 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Carson Wentz and Wes Phillips
I had a CAT S22 Flip for all of 2024 and honestly it restored so many of my sanity points. Highly recommend. Full Android but very cumbersome AND you get to snap it shut
October 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I had a CAT S22 Flip for all of 2024 and honestly it restored so many of my sanity points. Highly recommend. Full Android but very cumbersome AND you get to snap it shut
Is there a lot to say about that Politico story about the horrible racist Hitlerite group chat that every single young Republican aspirant was part of? Sure. But the thing that pops out to me is how every single one of these nerds has rolling backpack/wears a suit to school/asthma kid physiognomy
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Is there a lot to say about that Politico story about the horrible racist Hitlerite group chat that every single young Republican aspirant was part of? Sure. But the thing that pops out to me is how every single one of these nerds has rolling backpack/wears a suit to school/asthma kid physiognomy
One of the biggest wins for Republicans is that they don't have to pretend to like Guy Stuff anymore. Lindsey Graham doesn't have to pretend to watch baseball. The party has been ideologically captured by smelly unpopular wheely backpack guys who loathe sports and jocks. I mean check this shit out
October 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
One of the biggest wins for Republicans is that they don't have to pretend to like Guy Stuff anymore. Lindsey Graham doesn't have to pretend to watch baseball. The party has been ideologically captured by smelly unpopular wheely backpack guys who loathe sports and jocks. I mean check this shit out
that's the whole ball game right there, bro. that's it. if this pisses you off then you you're not one of us.
October 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
that's the whole ball game right there, bro. that's it. if this pisses you off then you you're not one of us.
do it carson... they don't think you can throw the ball to the moon... they all laugh at you for thinking you can throw the ball to the moon... third and goal carsonnnn, and the moon is so very close...
September 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
do it carson... they don't think you can throw the ball to the moon... they all laugh at you for thinking you can throw the ball to the moon... third and goal carsonnnn, and the moon is so very close...
i want this so bad, but it doesn't work with verizon. my kingdom for a candybar phone
September 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i want this so bad, but it doesn't work with verizon. my kingdom for a candybar phone
To be 100% clear: this man once held up a sign that said "RAPE MELANIA" at a rally. This is literally him.
September 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
To be 100% clear: this man once held up a sign that said "RAPE MELANIA" at a rally. This is literally him.
Lifetime dream accomplished (if you count AAA ball)
September 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Lifetime dream accomplished (if you count AAA ball)
I kind of don't think this works without Homer's smug, satisfied face after
September 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I kind of don't think this works without Homer's smug, satisfied face after