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Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️

@fubard.bsky.social

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F'd Up Beyond All Reasonable Discourse Neurodivergent, left-handed lefty. Bookish. Computerish. Techish. Motorcycle Criminal Official, licenced Granddad- can be loaned out for events.

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Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 5h

I love a bj in my pjs

And I can even do it without the pjs

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Mountain Tui @mountaintui.bsky.social · 1d

Regulatory Standards Bill will expose the SPCA to penalty if they remove abused animals; it will expose taxpayers to compensate suspected criminals for confiscated assets; farmers can do as they want; Peter Thiels can build bunkers anywhere. A terrible bill with > 98% opposed. #nzpol

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Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 6h

Is that even legal?

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 6h

It will be interesting to see if it works when I prevent it doing that.

That's one reason I went away from Adobe - the other was, that after buying a full copy back in the day, one day they informed me that I could no longer use what I owned and needed to get with their new moneymaking program.

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 6h

I already had free Canva via my wife's school account, but it's not the editor I wanted.

I like it to be on my Mac, not on the web.

Given the choice between a desktop app and a web app, I'll take the desktop every time.

Cos I'm a codger.

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 7h

So when I bought my 'permanent' license for Affinity apps, they were lying to me?

Qelle surprise (not).

As long as it doesn't nag me to do shit, I'll just carry on sticking the finger up to Adobe.

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 8h

I quite like the toasted nut flavour of Pic’s.

I hate sweet PB, like American style with added sugar. It’s pervasive throughout Asia.

Luckily peanuts were plentiful and cheap and making your own is really easy.

The price of peanuts in NZ precludes making your own.

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Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 8h

Kink shaming?

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 8h

I just rewatched The Wire

Stringer Bell may be Idris’s best work.

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Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

Your grasp of history is as comprehensive as your grasp of grammar.

If it wasn't for the French, Americans, would be speaking English.

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

You want kiwi and starlings for that...

We are well served by fat hedgehogs.

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

I can probably hook you up with a post office worker?

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

A series of tactical upsets at key places in Moscow and St Petersburg metropolitan heating system in late November will focus those urban Russians quicker than you can say 'мой туалет замерз'

As it is, the heating network is crumbling due to a lack of maintenance.

Help it along...

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

If Russia continues GPS-jamming, there should be a suprising rash of GLONASS satellite unscheduled disassemblies.

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Kylie @styla73.bsky.social · 1d

Sign the petition to keep Art History in the curriculum 🙏🏻 petitions.parliament.nz/a1acf19a-72f...

Petitions are addressed to the House of Representatives and ask that the House do something about a policy or law, or put right a local or private concern.

petitions.parliament.nz

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Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

Professionally, we call that ‘two bars’…

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

If you do fundraising for the school trip to the Large Hardon Collider, you can put me down for a few bucks

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

I was positive he was the Minister of National Leader Promotion…

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

We saw you in Wellington ❤️

I hope the yanks appreciate you!

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

It was pretty good.

I’ve been on a bit of a rough-puff mission, lately.

The final result, and a wee apricot dessert:

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Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

“MBR2GPT layout validation failed”

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 1d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

“I clicked this link”

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

“Evacuate the cleanrooms now”

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

Drinks a morning child

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

Not my nazis

We’re not that fucking stupid

Patting yourselves on the back for getting rid of what you created is peak American.

Especially as you haven’t gotten rid of a fucking thing.

Good job!
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Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

I believe the US is one dead beltway hooker’s cunt hair away from that state, right now.

The power wielded by flag-shagging bibleists in the US is no different to the militia mullahs in Iran.

Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️ @fubard.bsky.social · 1d

These are the same guns that you claimed were there to protect you against an authoritarian government, right?

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