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Keir Mudgeon Lee 🇳🇿🏍️⛵️
@fubard.bsky.social
F'd Up Beyond All Reasonable Discourse

Neurodivergent, left-handed lefty.

Bookish. Computerish. Techish. Motorcycle Criminal

Official, licenced Granddad- can be loaned out for events.

It's ok, England aren't ours.

Pretty sure its still SA, followed by Ireland.

Yay!

England are behind France, at best. If Oz sort their shit out, they will reclaim third and you lot will be down at 4th with England below France in sixth or so.
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
At least we're not Australia or the US.
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Yeah, but you're not ours.

Soz.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
3L of beer.

What's the problem?

Is it more expensive?
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Thats cool

I won't watch the Breakers, and will happily let their sponsors know why.
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Arnott's 'Salada' are almost identical, except nicer and with less additives.
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
North Korean boy scouts are not age-limited, apparently
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Can we burn it a bit first?

I feel they need to get the full effect of how the rest of the world thinks of them.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Carry a cricket ball for the next time you encounter her - practice your beamer.
a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Or as it’s known in the trade: ‘form’
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Can you fit an EV in an adventure calendar? A yacht?
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
“Part of his defence was that he was never told not to act in the way he did.”

That has to be the most puerile of defences.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Definitely a digital creation
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
That’s what it’s used for - they have big sachets in the containers when they ship bananas
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
This is for you, then - enough for about 3 years, for $4 plus shipping

www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplac...
www.trademe.co.nz
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
And will shoulder the blame
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Don’t Fuck With What You Don’t Understand!
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Needs some holy frijole…

Ay, caramba!
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A frijole failson, if you will…
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Haven’t you seen The Body Snatchers?
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Congratulations on increasing your crop yield by 200%

Farmers, take note!
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
He’ll do great. He has good parenting!
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
But perjury doesn’t seem to be a crime for cops in the US, so they will continue to lie

Imagine a police officer with a conviction for perjury - can’t be a cop with a felony, can’t own a firearm - why are they not prosecuting these wilful criminals?
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM