Very nice

Nice

Oh fuck, oh no, this was the 2010 election. This is truly a cursed object. A harbinger of Bad Times that kept getting worse.

That was a bit too much of a sensible response wasn't it. Ok, how about this

Computer haunted spooky

I'm told women don't like the Cybertruck, which is sensible as clearly they all wish for this

Clearing out an old storage box that contained this fascinating relic of a bygone age. I have no clue why I kept it or when exactly it's from (there's no year, but it must have been after 2010 based on the address)

The decline of third spaces and hangouts, such as malls, video rental places, arcades & skate parks has been a direct result of the rise of convenience and has also been objectively bad for society as a whole. Its not that everyone HAS to socialize, but having no option to without bars is a failing.

Looking forward to a future where I have to go into a computer and physically disconnect any microphones so it can't hear me telling it to "fuck right off you piece of shit" and report me for a hate crime

Spike Jonze: In my movie I invented the parasocial relationship with an AI as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Parasocial Relationship AI from the classic sci-fi movie Don't Create The Parasocial Relationship AI

All they needed to do was just shut up and try and do meaningful things but they're stuck to trying to appeal to the Average Daily Mail reader who is 89 and hates everything except pork scratchings

There's really only two file formats

Missed a trick if some of them aren't kissing tbh

Direct link to the magic button itself
www.shortboxcomicsfair.com/shop-sq4wj/p...

Bandcamp I believe is still good btw

I swear to god if I get propositioned by Copilot...

Everything the Spectator publishes is essentially "step in me harder, Daddy" isn't it

"If you want a low cost personal loan from 800 to 1500 pounds you could contact your bank, but why don't you see if it's faster and cheaper to call Lombard Direct on Oh Eight Hundred Two Fifteen Thousand. our typical APR is (number) percent"

Keir Starmer continuing to speed run the Blair Years by being thoroughly emasculated by an idiot.

It's just awesome that all of the most powerful people in the world openly acknowledge that "low skill workers" do all of the most important work while also continuing to maintain a system that ensures the overwhelming majority of people are perpetually poor, miserable and dying.

Using ChatGPT

I can only assume, as weight loss affects the face as well, that this is due to all the nuts he's storing for winter.

Weird how the biggest cost saving most corporations could make is replacing their CEO... maybe we should try that first.