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James Bond movies are pretty bad, but it's good that they all have titles like "Don't You Know A Bullet Cannot Feel Love, Mr. Bond" or "Tomorrow's Forever Is Never Often Enough" or "Clitnasty"
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
James Bond movies are pretty bad, but it's good that they all have titles like "Don't You Know A Bullet Cannot Feel Love, Mr. Bond" or "Tomorrow's Forever Is Never Often Enough" or "Clitnasty"
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discord betrayed you? lol, I wouldn’t know, I’ve been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. it’s super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious “nitro subscription” gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend,
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
discord betrayed you? lol, I wouldn’t know, I’ve been self-hosting an open source voip server for the past fifteen years. it’s super low-latency and has much better chat tools than whatever your precious “nitro subscription” gets you. and as soon as I make even one friend,
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When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
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well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek
experts refer to this as “the sweet spot”
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
experts refer to this as “the sweet spot”
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
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BANANA POEM
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
BANANA POEM
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
Bananas are yellow
A tasty tube fruit
Yummy and boneless
In a tight yellow suit
Bananas with ice cream
Make my heart flutter
Elvis put them in sammies
With smooth peanut butter
They're healthy and filling
And favoured by monkeys
But eat em right quick
Or they get brown and funky
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a playlist called “lofi beats i fucked your dad to”
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
a playlist called “lofi beats i fucked your dad to”
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Anyway, good morning from this evergreen quote from a guy we teach the kids is a great American hero
April 30, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Anyway, good morning from this evergreen quote from a guy we teach the kids is a great American hero
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Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
sometimes when I am worried I read Mike., whose words shimmer and gambol about my mind as if they were cast by our creator’s transcendent glory.
tonight I am meditating on this:
tonight I am meditating on this:
In the winter, my thoughts always turn to poetry, and I would like to share my all time favorite poem by the master, Robert Frost, from his collection "Vermont in Ice Bedappled".
January 26, 2026 at 5:46 AM
sometimes when I am worried I read Mike., whose words shimmer and gambol about my mind as if they were cast by our creator’s transcendent glory.
tonight I am meditating on this:
tonight I am meditating on this:
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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
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photographer is Jeff Wheeler at the Star Tribune. guy with the flag is Curtis Evans, a Marine veteran.
January 25, 2026 at 12:18 AM
photographer is Jeff Wheeler at the Star Tribune. guy with the flag is Curtis Evans, a Marine veteran.
As angry and sad as I am, I hope you’ll forgive me for venting in this irregular manner…
Bluesky team, it’s time to fix Trending Topics. This experience 👇🏻 on the search tab, now, in light of what we’re all actually discussing, makes the app look clownish.
Bluesky team, it’s time to fix Trending Topics. This experience 👇🏻 on the search tab, now, in light of what we’re all actually discussing, makes the app look clownish.
January 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
As angry and sad as I am, I hope you’ll forgive me for venting in this irregular manner…
Bluesky team, it’s time to fix Trending Topics. This experience 👇🏻 on the search tab, now, in light of what we’re all actually discussing, makes the app look clownish.
Bluesky team, it’s time to fix Trending Topics. This experience 👇🏻 on the search tab, now, in light of what we’re all actually discussing, makes the app look clownish.
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LEARN TO TORRENT - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
LEARN TO TORRENT - dashare.zone ADMIN
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here's what it would be like to fuck an ent
ENT: hooom
ENT: you
ENT:
ENT: like
ENT: that
ENT:
ENT: you
ENT:
ENT: dirty
ENT:
ENT: dirty
ENT:
ENT: dirty
ENT: girl?
ENT:
ENT:
ENT: yeah
ENT:
ENT: you
ENT: do
ENT:
ENT:
ENT: i
ENT:
ENT: can't
ENT:
ENT: find
ENT:
ENT: my
ENT:
ENT:
ENT: …wife
ENT: ;--(
ENT: hooom
ENT: you
ENT:
ENT: like
ENT: that
ENT:
ENT: you
ENT:
ENT: dirty
ENT:
ENT: dirty
ENT:
ENT: dirty
ENT: girl?
ENT:
ENT:
ENT: yeah
ENT:
ENT: you
ENT: do
ENT:
ENT:
ENT: i
ENT:
ENT: can't
ENT:
ENT: find
ENT:
ENT: my
ENT:
ENT:
ENT: …wife
ENT: ;--(
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
here's what it would be like to fuck an ent
ENT: hooom
ENT: you
ENT:
ENT: like
ENT: that
ENT:
ENT: you
ENT:
ENT: dirty
ENT:
ENT: dirty
ENT:
ENT: dirty
ENT: girl?
ENT:
ENT:
ENT: yeah
ENT:
ENT: you
ENT: do
ENT:
ENT:
ENT: i
ENT:
ENT: can't
ENT:
ENT: find
ENT:
ENT: my
ENT:
ENT:
ENT: …wife
ENT: ;--(
ENT: hooom
ENT: you
ENT:
ENT: like
ENT: that
ENT:
ENT: you
ENT:
ENT: dirty
ENT:
ENT: dirty
ENT:
ENT: dirty
ENT: girl?
ENT:
ENT:
ENT: yeah
ENT:
ENT: you
ENT: do
ENT:
ENT:
ENT: i
ENT:
ENT: can't
ENT:
ENT: find
ENT:
ENT: my
ENT:
ENT:
ENT: …wife
ENT: ;--(
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
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It’s pretty lucky that out of all the possible opinions I could have had, mine happen to be the objective One Truth that is free of all ignorance and error
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s pretty lucky that out of all the possible opinions I could have had, mine happen to be the objective One Truth that is free of all ignorance and error
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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Me every time I get a notification: who’s this slut
December 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Me every time I get a notification: who’s this slut