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First post saw this morning legit
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It's that time of the year again
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Remember: you pay for *every single generation that Sora or Veo makes, not just the useful ones*, each ten second clip taking a minute to generate and a few dollars from your wallet. You have no guarantee it’ll interpret the prompt in the same way each time. It’s busted.
bsky.app/profile/koba...
this is true, it's sometimes easy to forget that they're only showing one out of thousands or more of very obviously terrible generated things
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thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."
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What the fuck does this mean? Do I need a numerologist for this? What is a final chapter prologue? What is II*8 This is a game about Donald fuckin Duck
Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue
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007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other

blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones
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It's honestly funny as fuck that the US government is being run by podcasters so they also have Discord server drama
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Sorry I lost your dog, he hit a speed boost arrow & that’s the last I saw him
realizing that not only is this true, that even have two different versions of this! one is the "bernie" version where the existence of the staffers discredits the politician and the other is the "the groups" one where the existence is the staffers discredits the issue/movement
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball
anyway provides a lot of very clarifying context as to having a much bigger problem with bernie or chapo trap house than you do with young republicans!
counterpoint: the incredibly racist caricatures of dark skinned savages in your book lmao
So when I say that when I was a young Republican, I didn't realize it was inherently racist, okay, disbelieve me. Pretend I used the n-word or whatever. I didn't, but whatever you need to feel superior.

But remember: when your rule is "born perfect or GTFO," you are limiting your coalition.
use the japanese name for the show EXCEPT when the english title is funny (can be either genuinely funny or cringe funny)
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
a girl with blue hair and a yellow hair tie in a red jacking, rearing back to punch someone with an angry expression on her face
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At a local No Kings rally near Innsmouth, Massachusetts, *every* protester showed up in an inflatable frog costume.

They must be from a different supplier than the Portland frog's costume, though. Bystanders describe the costumes as more like fish-frogs, "batrachian," with an odd, loping gait.
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This is so cool. Zohran Mamdani just released the 2026 NYC Dev Roadmap and he's updating Williamsburg with not one but TWO new 20-man raids with their own endgame armor sets and weapons
the porno part is so blinding that people are missing the INSANE "oh yeah we totally fixed the app's problem with giving people mental illnesses so now we're reducing the safety precautions" part!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
all the drew struzan movie poster tributes have also had the side effect of me coming across even more movies that i can add to The List
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The Onion can re-run this today with D’Angelo swapped in for Prince

RIP a(nother) legend

@theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
Hoooooooly shit huel lmao
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org