Fats Durston
@fatsdurston.bsky.social
#OSR #blackswordhack w/o context:
"We should've dressed up as women."
"Please forgive my brain damage."
"Oh, definitely heroes, not thieves."
"We could conquer with trained babies."
"I had to trade my flesh for freedom."
"Aw, fuck, the bird omens!"
"Maybe we shouldn't lead with looting graves."
"We should've dressed up as women."
"Please forgive my brain damage."
"Oh, definitely heroes, not thieves."
"We could conquer with trained babies."
"I had to trade my flesh for freedom."
"Aw, fuck, the bird omens!"
"Maybe we shouldn't lead with looting graves."
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
#OSR #blackswordhack w/o context:
"We should've dressed up as women."
"Please forgive my brain damage."
"Oh, definitely heroes, not thieves."
"We could conquer with trained babies."
"I had to trade my flesh for freedom."
"Aw, fuck, the bird omens!"
"Maybe we shouldn't lead with looting graves."
"We should've dressed up as women."
"Please forgive my brain damage."
"Oh, definitely heroes, not thieves."
"We could conquer with trained babies."
"I had to trade my flesh for freedom."
"Aw, fuck, the bird omens!"
"Maybe we shouldn't lead with looting graves."
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It's 11:00 am o'clock somewhere (here)
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It's 11:00 am o'clock somewhere (here)
#pirateborg Weekend in 10 days. 4 more minis painted: shark sale, sea king's treasure, what happened to Joe?, & fishmonger.
#minipainting
#minipainting
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
#pirateborg Weekend in 10 days. 4 more minis painted: shark sale, sea king's treasure, what happened to Joe?, & fishmonger.
#minipainting
#minipainting
#blackswordhack w/o context
He smells a little like cucumbers.
"You look very pregnant."
“That’s my flesh, it’s very precious!”
“He’s our only sailor left!”
"I'm gonna need a minstrel."
"If it can cure mummy rot, it can probably cure spider tummy."
"I like my parasite's thinking."
He smells a little like cucumbers.
"You look very pregnant."
“That’s my flesh, it’s very precious!”
“He’s our only sailor left!”
"I'm gonna need a minstrel."
"If it can cure mummy rot, it can probably cure spider tummy."
"I like my parasite's thinking."
November 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
#blackswordhack w/o context
He smells a little like cucumbers.
"You look very pregnant."
“That’s my flesh, it’s very precious!”
“He’s our only sailor left!”
"I'm gonna need a minstrel."
"If it can cure mummy rot, it can probably cure spider tummy."
"I like my parasite's thinking."
He smells a little like cucumbers.
"You look very pregnant."
“That’s my flesh, it’s very precious!”
“He’s our only sailor left!”
"I'm gonna need a minstrel."
"If it can cure mummy rot, it can probably cure spider tummy."
"I like my parasite's thinking."
#blackswordhack w/o context
"I really hope they can't control 'Curly'."
"We have found Balance in Chaos."
"Maybe the Master of Crabs has been using us to punish people ... or the Idiot God."
"Do those nests look comfortable?"
"A harpy egg might be a nice change of pace ... from figs and olives."
"I really hope they can't control 'Curly'."
"We have found Balance in Chaos."
"Maybe the Master of Crabs has been using us to punish people ... or the Idiot God."
"Do those nests look comfortable?"
"A harpy egg might be a nice change of pace ... from figs and olives."
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 AM
#blackswordhack w/o context
"I really hope they can't control 'Curly'."
"We have found Balance in Chaos."
"Maybe the Master of Crabs has been using us to punish people ... or the Idiot God."
"Do those nests look comfortable?"
"A harpy egg might be a nice change of pace ... from figs and olives."
"I really hope they can't control 'Curly'."
"We have found Balance in Chaos."
"Maybe the Master of Crabs has been using us to punish people ... or the Idiot God."
"Do those nests look comfortable?"
"A harpy egg might be a nice change of pace ... from figs and olives."
Holy shit, *Wrath of Man* and *Working Man* are **two different** Statham movies even though my brain recollects a single entity watched.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Holy shit, *Wrath of Man* and *Working Man* are **two different** Statham movies even though my brain recollects a single entity watched.
me, in my youth: terrified of superglue mishap
me, this morning: three finger pads hardening, a straight pin stuck to a paper towel, paperclip glued to work table, trying to clean nozzle and glue together broken readers and a mini to its base all at one time
#minipainting
me, this morning: three finger pads hardening, a straight pin stuck to a paper towel, paperclip glued to work table, trying to clean nozzle and glue together broken readers and a mini to its base all at one time
#minipainting
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
me, in my youth: terrified of superglue mishap
me, this morning: three finger pads hardening, a straight pin stuck to a paper towel, paperclip glued to work table, trying to clean nozzle and glue together broken readers and a mini to its base all at one time
#minipainting
me, this morning: three finger pads hardening, a straight pin stuck to a paper towel, paperclip glued to work table, trying to clean nozzle and glue together broken readers and a mini to its base all at one time
#minipainting
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This is one of my favourite Rust Devils and a template of how I want them to look going forward.
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#Grimepunk #Miniatures #grimedark #grimdark #derelictpixie #Warhammer #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
#40k #warhammer40k #femalespacemarines #rustdevils #spacemarines #astartes28 #stygia40k
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#Grimepunk #Miniatures #grimedark #grimdark #derelictpixie #Warhammer #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
#40k #warhammer40k #femalespacemarines #rustdevils #spacemarines #astartes28 #stygia40k
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is one of my favourite Rust Devils and a template of how I want them to look going forward.
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#Grimepunk #Miniatures #grimedark #grimdark #derelictpixie #Warhammer #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
#40k #warhammer40k #femalespacemarines #rustdevils #spacemarines #astartes28 #stygia40k
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#Grimepunk #Miniatures #grimedark #grimdark #derelictpixie #Warhammer #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer
#40k #warhammer40k #femalespacemarines #rustdevils #spacemarines #astartes28 #stygia40k
Finished miniature no. 40 in 2025, thanks to upcoming #pirateborg weekend. Rowboat, zombie shark, mega were-shark, grog-bellied pirate. #ttrpg #minipainting #reaper
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Finished miniature no. 40 in 2025, thanks to upcoming #pirateborg weekend. Rowboat, zombie shark, mega were-shark, grog-bellied pirate. #ttrpg #minipainting #reaper
"If you have a red-headed boy, 'Pyrrhus' is a fantastic name."
Uh, thanks but no thanks, AI.
Uh, thanks but no thanks, AI.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"If you have a red-headed boy, 'Pyrrhus' is a fantastic name."
Uh, thanks but no thanks, AI.
Uh, thanks but no thanks, AI.
2.2 ALl BEAZ PPTTIE5
SHLOSKE S4UCR
LLETCRER CHIER
PICZ ON10NZ
SRLESME SCEEN 8BUN
SHLOSKE S4UCR
LLETCRER CHIER
PICZ ON10NZ
SRLESME SCEEN 8BUN
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
2.2 ALl BEAZ PPTTIE5
SHLOSKE S4UCR
LLETCRER CHIER
PICZ ON10NZ
SRLESME SCEEN 8BUN
SHLOSKE S4UCR
LLETCRER CHIER
PICZ ON10NZ
SRLESME SCEEN 8BUN
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the 600 series...we spotted them easy
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 AM
the 600 series...we spotted them easy
Cumulative year's #RPG activity thru Oct:
TOTAL sessions: 146; 74 DM’d, 42 different players; DM’d by 12, 30 co-players, 72 played. Systems (13): OSE, 5E, Dragonbane, Black Sword Hack, Cairn, Vanilla Game, Shifty Louts, Delta Green, Knave, VanillaQuest, DCC, Beyond the Wall, Glaive. 20 modules DM'd.
TOTAL sessions: 146; 74 DM’d, 42 different players; DM’d by 12, 30 co-players, 72 played. Systems (13): OSE, 5E, Dragonbane, Black Sword Hack, Cairn, Vanilla Game, Shifty Louts, Delta Green, Knave, VanillaQuest, DCC, Beyond the Wall, Glaive. 20 modules DM'd.
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Cumulative year's #RPG activity thru Oct:
TOTAL sessions: 146; 74 DM’d, 42 different players; DM’d by 12, 30 co-players, 72 played. Systems (13): OSE, 5E, Dragonbane, Black Sword Hack, Cairn, Vanilla Game, Shifty Louts, Delta Green, Knave, VanillaQuest, DCC, Beyond the Wall, Glaive. 20 modules DM'd.
TOTAL sessions: 146; 74 DM’d, 42 different players; DM’d by 12, 30 co-players, 72 played. Systems (13): OSE, 5E, Dragonbane, Black Sword Hack, Cairn, Vanilla Game, Shifty Louts, Delta Green, Knave, VanillaQuest, DCC, Beyond the Wall, Glaive. 20 modules DM'd.
The radio played the Shining Theme and "I Love Onions" on the way to the store.
No peanut butter, how about this?
October 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The radio played the Shining Theme and "I Love Onions" on the way to the store.
#blackswordhack w/o context
"Some of ample buttocks."
"You travel with your mother?!"
"Would you like me to open my robe?"--"Again?!"
"We are eating *goat*, right?"
"He might be tempted to renege if he finds our flesh delicious."
“I have tasted genitals and they are inferior as far as meats go.”
"Some of ample buttocks."
"You travel with your mother?!"
"Would you like me to open my robe?"--"Again?!"
"We are eating *goat*, right?"
"He might be tempted to renege if he finds our flesh delicious."
“I have tasted genitals and they are inferior as far as meats go.”
October 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
#blackswordhack w/o context
"Some of ample buttocks."
"You travel with your mother?!"
"Would you like me to open my robe?"--"Again?!"
"We are eating *goat*, right?"
"He might be tempted to renege if he finds our flesh delicious."
“I have tasted genitals and they are inferior as far as meats go.”
"Some of ample buttocks."
"You travel with your mother?!"
"Would you like me to open my robe?"--"Again?!"
"We are eating *goat*, right?"
"He might be tempted to renege if he finds our flesh delicious."
“I have tasted genitals and they are inferior as far as meats go.”
#OSR Today
72nd session GM'd this year (141st TTRPG sesh overall)
40th & 41st players GM'd
14th System (GRAVE)
20th different Module (TotSK) run
10 PC Deaths in 2.5 hours
18 Rooms explored
72nd session GM'd this year (141st TTRPG sesh overall)
40th & 41st players GM'd
14th System (GRAVE)
20th different Module (TotSK) run
10 PC Deaths in 2.5 hours
18 Rooms explored
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
#OSR Today
72nd session GM'd this year (141st TTRPG sesh overall)
40th & 41st players GM'd
14th System (GRAVE)
20th different Module (TotSK) run
10 PC Deaths in 2.5 hours
18 Rooms explored
72nd session GM'd this year (141st TTRPG sesh overall)
40th & 41st players GM'd
14th System (GRAVE)
20th different Module (TotSK) run
10 PC Deaths in 2.5 hours
18 Rooms explored
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I never feel more like a Lego person than when I'm holding one of those big dumb water tumblers with handles
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I never feel more like a Lego person than when I'm holding one of those big dumb water tumblers with handles
Wait, one of the leaked Republican Hitler fans is named Joe Maligno?! I see the writers are back on their bullshit.
October 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Wait, one of the leaked Republican Hitler fans is named Joe Maligno?! I see the writers are back on their bullshit.
now I guess it's finally time to read all 39 Drizd'turden novels back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-bac
October 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
now I guess it's finally time to read all 39 Drizd'turden novels back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-bac
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to be clear, the President is bombing civilians in international waters and sending the army into peaceful cities domestically but this fellow thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
FOX: Do you think Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize?
FETTERMAN: If this sticks. I think the whole point of having a Nobel Peace Prize is for ending wars and promoting peace. And if he brings the Ukrainian war to its end, I will be the Democrat leading the committee for his Nobel Prize Peace.
FETTERMAN: If this sticks. I think the whole point of having a Nobel Peace Prize is for ending wars and promoting peace. And if he brings the Ukrainian war to its end, I will be the Democrat leading the committee for his Nobel Prize Peace.
October 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
to be clear, the President is bombing civilians in international waters and sending the army into peaceful cities domestically but this fellow thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
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We’re not dealing with brilliant strategists cleverly laying traps, we’re dealing with impulsive whiners whose advantage is contempt for laws, norms, and morality.
They’re not pulling some elaborate trick, they’re just willing—even eager—to do things regular, principled people consider off limits.
They’re not pulling some elaborate trick, they’re just willing—even eager—to do things regular, principled people consider off limits.
October 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
We’re not dealing with brilliant strategists cleverly laying traps, we’re dealing with impulsive whiners whose advantage is contempt for laws, norms, and morality.
They’re not pulling some elaborate trick, they’re just willing—even eager—to do things regular, principled people consider off limits.
They’re not pulling some elaborate trick, they’re just willing—even eager—to do things regular, principled people consider off limits.
This is what the U.S. coup'ed Guatemala for...
"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"
October 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This is what the U.S. coup'ed Guatemala for...
#d&d well, #blackswordhack w/o context:
"I guess I spent time with my cult."
"There are *expensive* brothels?!"
"It's a self-protecting gesticulation."
"Holy asclepeios!"
"It *is* the monsoon."
"I like my relationships asymmetrical."
"I learned a nice vocabulary from my master's vat."
"I guess I spent time with my cult."
"There are *expensive* brothels?!"
"It's a self-protecting gesticulation."
"Holy asclepeios!"
"It *is* the monsoon."
"I like my relationships asymmetrical."
"I learned a nice vocabulary from my master's vat."
October 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
#d&d well, #blackswordhack w/o context:
"I guess I spent time with my cult."
"There are *expensive* brothels?!"
"It's a self-protecting gesticulation."
"Holy asclepeios!"
"It *is* the monsoon."
"I like my relationships asymmetrical."
"I learned a nice vocabulary from my master's vat."
"I guess I spent time with my cult."
"There are *expensive* brothels?!"
"It's a self-protecting gesticulation."
"Holy asclepeios!"
"It *is* the monsoon."
"I like my relationships asymmetrical."
"I learned a nice vocabulary from my master's vat."
#d&d (well #cairn) w/o context
“It’s hubris, that’s what that is.”
“Dunno how much a sun god can help underground.”
"I'm an artisan of fire & metal!"
“I told you it was inbred cannibals!”
“Nobody looks advanced when they’re beaten to death.”
“With a pickax & enough time, any problem can be solved.”
“It’s hubris, that’s what that is.”
“Dunno how much a sun god can help underground.”
"I'm an artisan of fire & metal!"
“I told you it was inbred cannibals!”
“Nobody looks advanced when they’re beaten to death.”
“With a pickax & enough time, any problem can be solved.”
October 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM