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Fats Durston
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Does melodrama age well? Racism? Clichés? Names like Alhana Starbreeze?
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
#pirateborg Weekend in 10 days. 4 more minis painted: shark sale, sea king's treasure, what happened to Joe?, & fishmonger.

#minipainting
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Boy, oh boy, oh boy. Killin' Moffs could get to be a habit with me.
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Damn, that reminds me I need to finish the merfolk, which will take some time...
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Finished miniature no. 40 in 2025, thanks to upcoming #pirateborg weekend. Rowboat, zombie shark, mega were-shark, grog-bellied pirate. #ttrpg #minipainting #reaper
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
October 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
#OSR GM hands you premade characters:
Bolund the Salt-Touched, mariner
Sancto Steelstole, priest of the Grim God
Handsome Wulftrude, rune-singer
Rodo, alloy wizard
Squunch, hobbit

Who are you choosing?
September 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
September 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Favorite dwarf painted?
August 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I painted the toothy fish-dog five years ago, and still ain't got to use it. What paints did you use on the raincoats, Saffron Sunset?
August 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Yeah
August 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Look, if you're not going to Photo ... um ... shop your pirates so it looks like they are on sailing, what's the point?

#pirateborg
#minipainting
June 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It doesn't have to be metal armor, eh?

#minipainting #d&d
June 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There's a *single* encounter where a party could recover 18 +1 shields, 18 +1 chainmails, 18 +1 daggers & shortswords each, plus 3 more +2 armors, a +3 armor, 4 +3 weapons and a +2 weapon, as well as a wand and ring of protection +3.
June 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Capsule #Review

Ran #DCC "The Dying Light of Castle Whiterock," for #FreeRPGday at FLGS, w/6 total players.

Steve leaping from rubble to backstab ("the toughest part of the centipede"), as Conan® braves bites, Borbon Blackhill tosses axes, & Talmun consults supernatural about impending party doom.
June 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What nimrod decided this morning to paint an unprimed 40-legged monster for his early afternoon #FreeRPG session? This guy.

Slop basecoat. Drybrush. Wash. Drybrush.

Bugbear Fur, nice coverage.

Pale Sand, couldn't've done it without you.

Agrax Earthshade, MVP as usual.

#DCC #miniaturepainting
June 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
BAT MAN!

#miniaturepainting #D&D

29th mini of the year finished.
June 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
To ameliorate some of a stranger's pain, here's what about a dozen of them looked like (painted before I got glasses)
June 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Four years ago, when traveling to the first face-to-face RPGing since lockdown, I put a case of 60 mostly-painted minis on top of my car and drove off. Cash reward posters got no response.

Most were replaceable, but the painting time...

Today, I finally finished repainting one of the PCs lost:
June 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
After a great start (19 in Jan and 7 more in Feb) on my quest to paint 100 miniatures this year, there was a lull. 0 painted in March-May. I just finished the first in June, meaning I must average one mini per 2.83 days. Definitely erred in the color scheme of the tabard.

#ttrpg
#miniaturepainting
June 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Tonight's #OSR #Stonehell summary (1733 xp @):
May 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
One of the best minis I ever gave away was a Darksword sculpt, to a student who later confessed to me he was a furry. (The paint job was pretty much in pure mimicry of the "display model".)
May 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
First time seen: nonacademic. Next 1000 times: academic.
May 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sending nudes.
March 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM