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Eris
@erisofoceans.bsky.social
Whatever this is I'm here for it now.

34 | Sea Witch | Earth Science | Lutheran
Leo Sun - Cancer Moon
Dimitri Fire Emblem 💘
I do insurance for a living. Wrote a book on Sustainable Viticulture. Read Tarot. Do witchcraft. Have a cute cat
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Gavin Newsom is Mitt Romney for the Democrats, a department store mannequin who will lose in a general election
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I wish people would read.

This is not a fuckin LLM, this is not asking ChatGPT what the weather will be. This is leveraging neural networks to identify emergent patterns in weather systems to extend the usability of forecast algorithms. This is the golden use case of machine learning.
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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do i add anyone else to vol 1 of the #pokemonZA set?
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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From the people who brought you genital checks in public restrooms and genital checks in high school sports comes genital checks at IHOP
This might be even MORE unhinged, too: they give too much food to short people, and short people are probably poor, and poor suffer from being given too much food because that makes you fat.
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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And this is so obnoxious because actual-politics is kind of a fucking layup right now.

Your opponents are running a historically corrupt government.

Be anti-corruption. Run on fixing the shit they broke, holding assholes accountable, and improving people’s lives.

Duh.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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to cap off your black friday you could get a $35 chibby commission. from me. i can draw u some little guys if you would like.
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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🔔 Reminder: Covid-19 was a leading case of death among US children and young people during the pandemic with 821 deaths in the year from August 1, 2021, to July 31, 2022 @jamanetworkopen.com jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...
COVID-19 as the Underlying Cause of Death Among Individuals Aged 0 to 19 Years in the US
This cross-sectional study evaluates whether COVID-19 is among the top 10 causes of death in children and young people aged 0 to 19 years in the US.
jamanetwork.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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"Personal Skills"
From my 2020 comics based on my first playthrough of #fe3h

Full archive can be found on my tumblr and patreon, links in bio.

#fireemblem #fe #fethreehouses #feth
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
He's de-buffed. Literally
The next Resplendent Hero, Dimitri: King of Faerghus, is scheduled to become available to Feh Pass subscribers beginning Dec. 9, 11 PM PT. Check the link below to see more of this upcoming Resplendent Hero! #FEHeroes

fehpass.fire-emblem-heroes.com/en-US/000030...
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Shinedown 2x
Black Veil Brides 2x
Linkin Park
Avenged Sevenfold
Nickelback (yes I did like it)
The Monkees
Sex Pistols
Hoodoo Gurus (7 times)
The Clash
The Chieftains
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Dave Brubeck
Rosemary Clooney (twice)
Minutemen
Prince (thrice)
Shawn Colvin (at least a dozen)
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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fan of their visual contrast
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Hello hey, #PortfolioDay! I do mostly character splash illustration, and have been worming back into comics on the side-- and I love imbuing them all with a sort of... rustic nostalgia from using good ol pencils!

💼https://cargocollective.com/neskybo
October 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
That being said, I would really love to get some laws about the max luminosity of the led lights, a color requirement so they have to be more yellow than white, and a required angle so the cone of light is directed down & out, instead of just directly into the face of oncoming traffic.
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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we the people. and that's who I am for.
The Kamala Harris book is so excruciating
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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>broke but has to let the church squat with you
>faerghus is a shithole
>gets invaded by two different countries
>the king of said country comes to your house to beat your ass then leaves
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I remember when I used to be excited for a software update, new features, better ui... Now I'm trying to stave off updates b/c the tech company added some new way to harvest my data or shove more garbage ai into my phone
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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what happens when you put the two axe lords in the same room #fireemblem #fe7 #fe3h
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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no one has even bothered trying to convince us there’s a threat from Venezuela. no weapons of mass destruction. nothing. just a war of choice because why not.
US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.

Covert ops the first move.
www.reuters.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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The level of violence is why I find Home Alone so hard to watch. In real terms Die Hard is a much more violent movie, but we rarely see the victims suffer (except John McClane).
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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This is some scary shit you guys. Two pillars of the community—middle aged white guys no less—arrested because some off duty cop bastard sitting several booths away in a restaurant claims to have heard them “plotting against law enforcement.” We’re in the “ears everywhere, trust no one” stage of it.
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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This was the best explanation that I read yesterday:

bsky.app/profile/mari...
trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Ready for the Mass Blackout next week?

Instead of Black Friday shopping, boycott the system instead.

STOP:
✔️Shopping—except small businesses!
✔️Working
✔️Streaming
✔️Using cards—pay with cash!

More info here 👇
www.themassblackout.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM